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These are some scary Snake mother fuckers. Did I mention they are the Grilled Cheese Sandwich of the Necron Codex. They Slither over everything, and have a 3++ save. They are basically faster Lychguard. Did I mention these guys are basically Necropolis Knights or Sepulchers from the Tomb Kings (rip. may your sleep be blessed). Besides that their is not much I can say. Here is a picture of a snake for you. Oh wait, I can't figure out how to add photos, Fuck. | These are some scary Snake mother fuckers. Did I mention they are the Grilled Cheese Sandwich of the Necron Codex. You can take them in the creepy crawlies formation. If you take 3 Snakes, 1 spider, and 3 bugs they get access to reanimation protocols among other things. They Slither over everything, and have a 3++ save. They are basically faster Lychguard with 2 wounds for. Did I mention these guys are basically Necropolis Knights or Sepulchers from the Tomb Kings (rip. may your sleep be blessed). Besides that their is not much I can say. Here is a picture of a snake for you. Oh wait, I can't figure out how to add photos, Fuck. | ||
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One day The Deceiver got really stoned and thought it would be funny to put a snake in the bio-transference pod. The snake promptly emerged and killed 150 Necron'tyr waiting in line to be made into soulless robots. The Deceiver saw this and was like "Whoooooaaaaa, that thing just tore the head of that guy, I want more." Sadly for him, the radiation on the Necron home world killed most of the snakes so he couldn't find many to make into his wraiths. Even still Wraiths make up for what they lack in numbers by being '''FUCKING SNAKES. WHAT MORE CAN I SAY.''' | |||
Revision as of 23:10, 14 April 2016
These are some scary Snake mother fuckers. Did I mention they are the Grilled Cheese Sandwich of the Necron Codex. You can take them in the creepy crawlies formation. If you take 3 Snakes, 1 spider, and 3 bugs they get access to reanimation protocols among other things. They Slither over everything, and have a 3++ save. They are basically faster Lychguard with 2 wounds for. Did I mention these guys are basically Necropolis Knights or Sepulchers from the Tomb Kings (rip. may your sleep be blessed). Besides that their is not much I can say. Here is a picture of a snake for you. Oh wait, I can't figure out how to add photos, Fuck.
History
One day The Deceiver got really stoned and thought it would be funny to put a snake in the bio-transference pod. The snake promptly emerged and killed 150 Necron'tyr waiting in line to be made into soulless robots. The Deceiver saw this and was like "Whoooooaaaaa, that thing just tore the head of that guy, I want more." Sadly for him, the radiation on the Necron home world killed most of the snakes so he couldn't find many to make into his wraiths. Even still Wraiths make up for what they lack in numbers by being FUCKING SNAKES. WHAT MORE CAN I SAY.