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* Anything you hate about any site you are on, from your perspective | * Anything you hate about any site you are on, from your perspective | ||
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== Irl Fluff that no one cares about == | |||
In your body, right now, cells are shitting the bed. And they do it nonstop, all the time. Sometimes, however, a dying cell gives death the middle finger and decides to persist. And then it multiplies. Before you know it, you've either got a benign tumor, which grows and grows without invading its neighbors. Then you've got malignant cancers, which are basically the cellular equivalents to [[Zombie Plague|plague zombies]]. And malignant ones are hard as balls to remove unless you know what you're doing and nigh impossible to get rid of outside hospital settings. Doctors can catch cancer early and give you medicine to keep the cancer away, or exterminatus malignant cancers via radiation therapy. Sometimes, benign tumors become malignant for no reason through a process called tumor progression. | |||
==In Conclusion== | ==In Conclusion== | ||
Revision as of 21:29, 6 January 2021
 Expect huge amounts of derp and rage, punctuated by /tg/ extracting humor from it. |
"This thread gave me cancer."
"______ is the cancer that's killing /tg/."
From the Greek noun 'karkinos' which meant both the hard-shelled crustaceans you find on the beach, and the hard cysts ("cankers") you find under your skin when you're infected with a plague. When the term is used on 4chan, it means a meme that the speaker fears will kill the host organism (ie. anyone who looks at it), and likely infect others to kill them as well, "degrading" a board and its community as a whole.
Just about anything can be called "a cancer," because butthurt fa/tg/uys will use extreme reactions as a first resort. Some ideas seem to attract this label more than others. Here's a short list:
- My Little Pony (supporting or hating it; /tg/ just wants to get on with its fucking life)
- Any and all obsessive fandoms, to a similar extent.
- Chris-chan
- F.A.T.A.L. in general (though extracting humor from it is well and good)
- Lengthy, marathon discussions about Matthew Ward, when everyone already knows how much he sucks, and why, and /tg/ just wishes it (and GW) could move on...
- The fights that break out when someone compares 4E to other editions of Dungeons & Dragons
- Tryhard "humor"
- "Stat me" threads
- "This is how I X" threads
- Skub vs. Anti-Skub discussions by idiots who don't understand the meme involved
- Old memes, new memes, borrowed memes, blue memes
- /b/, and /b/-related anything
- /pol/ and /pol/-related anything
- /leftypol/ and /leftypol/-related anything
- Using a lot of italics for emphasis.
And to a Lesser Extent
- Anything you hate about any site you are on, from your perspective
- Anything you like about any site you are on, from someone else's perspective
Irl Fluff that no one cares about
In your body, right now, cells are shitting the bed. And they do it nonstop, all the time. Sometimes, however, a dying cell gives death the middle finger and decides to persist. And then it multiplies. Before you know it, you've either got a benign tumor, which grows and grows without invading its neighbors. Then you've got malignant cancers, which are basically the cellular equivalents to plague zombies. And malignant ones are hard as balls to remove unless you know what you're doing and nigh impossible to get rid of outside hospital settings. Doctors can catch cancer early and give you medicine to keep the cancer away, or exterminatus malignant cancers via radiation therapy. Sometimes, benign tumors become malignant for no reason through a process called tumor progression.