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Braincrushas are a type of Ork heavy tank. Mounting a massive cannon, the Braincrusha fires gigantic shells at high angles which can decimate enemy tanks.  
Braincrushas are a type of Ork heavy tank. Mounting a massive cannon, the Braincrusha fires gigantic shells at high angles which can decimate enemy tanks.  


The Braincrusha cannon fills almost the entire body of the tank so the crew have to squash together in a small tower over the gun's breech, which vibrates with the concussion of the cannon's recoil. The noise and vibrations Ork crew experience while piloting this tank is likely the reason it is called the Braincrusha.
The Braincrusha cannon fills almost the entire body of the tank so the crew have to squash together in a small tower over the gun's breech, which vibrates with the concussion of the cannon's recoil. The noise and vibrations Ork crew experience while piloting this tank is likely the reason it is called the Braincrusha. Judging from its size, it could be equal in weight to that of the [[Battlewagon]]. So in a sense, imagine it as a Battlewagon but with its crew compartment and its assortment of gunz being replaced by a ECKS BAWKS HUEG Fuck Off cannon. That and its front wheels must be absolutely massive, potentially running over smaller and lighter vehicles in the process.


It also has the dubious honor of being literally a moving house with guns with a complementary watch tower on top. Due to the scarcity of images of the Braincrusha let alone models of it due to coming from the old days of yore. The Braincrusha might be the most illusive Ork vehicle to date.
It also has the dubious honor of being literally a moving house with guns with a complementary watch tower on top. Also, how it is able to provide a high angle shot with what appears to be a static cannon is up to [[Skub|some serious debate.]] Due to the scarcity of images of the Braincrusha let alone models of it due to coming from the old days of yore. The Braincrusha might be the most illusive Ork vehicle to date.


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Revision as of 20:30, 14 March 2017

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Braincrushas are a type of Ork heavy tank. Mounting a massive cannon, the Braincrusha fires gigantic shells at high angles which can decimate enemy tanks.

The Braincrusha cannon fills almost the entire body of the tank so the crew have to squash together in a small tower over the gun's breech, which vibrates with the concussion of the cannon's recoil. The noise and vibrations Ork crew experience while piloting this tank is likely the reason it is called the Braincrusha. Judging from its size, it could be equal in weight to that of the Battlewagon. So in a sense, imagine it as a Battlewagon but with its crew compartment and its assortment of gunz being replaced by a ECKS BAWKS HUEG Fuck Off cannon. That and its front wheels must be absolutely massive, potentially running over smaller and lighter vehicles in the process.

It also has the dubious honor of being literally a moving house with guns with a complementary watch tower on top. Also, how it is able to provide a high angle shot with what appears to be a static cannon is up to some serious debate. Due to the scarcity of images of the Braincrusha let alone models of it due to coming from the old days of yore. The Braincrusha might be the most illusive Ork vehicle to date.

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