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'''Gender/Physical Description:''' Born April 6, 2006 as /n/ (News), /new/ in January 28, 2010, /pol/ in December 2011. Traditionalists see him as a rebranding of /new/ due to the 4chan.org/new redirect. Otherwise he is seen as other depictions ranging from hydra, green-suit, a female, or a skinhead of an /lgbt/ user's creation.
'''Gender/Physical Description:''' Born April 6, 2006 as /n/ (News), /new/ in January 28, 2010, /pol/ in December 2011. Traditionalists see him as a rebranding of /new/ due to the 4chan.org/new redirect. Otherwise he is seen as other depictions ranging from hydra, green-suit, a female, or a skinhead.


'''Personality/Habits/Hobbies/Behavior:''' Antagonistic, anti-Semitic, racist, sexist, paranoid and obsessed with not only knowing everything about conspiracies but ensuring everyone else does as well. Spends much of his time focused on the goings-on of the world and how they relate back to the Jewish menace, or at least some other ulterior force with nefarious goals. /pol/ is reasonably educated thanks to this, though he forsakes the formal schooling system as a liberal cesspit full of brainwashing; everything he knows he took it upon himself to learn, even if it comes from a dubious source or is cherry-picked. Obsessed with the great Happening and eagerly awaits its arrival.
'''Personality/Habits/Hobbies/Behavior:''' Antagonistic, anti-Semitic, racist, sexist, paranoid and obsessed with not only knowing everything about conspiracies but ensuring everyone else does as well. Spends much of his time focused on the goings-on of the world and how they relate back to the Jewish menace, or at least some other ulterior force with nefarious goals. /pol/ is reasonably educated thanks to this, though he forsakes the formal schooling system as a liberal cesspit full of brainwashing; everything he knows he took it upon himself to learn, even if it comes from a dubious source or is cherry-picked. Obsessed with the great Happening and eagerly awaits its arrival.
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Nonetheless most boards have split opinions on him. Conservatives sympathize with his rambling and liberals detest it. He is the mortal enemy of social justice warriors across the internet, as well as the Jew (who doesn't exist, goy.) /k/ and him share a bond over the impending end of society, although /k/ insists they are better prepared. /mlp/ idolizes /pol/, but /pol/ sees /mlp/ as the epitome of kike brainwashing and estrogen in the water. They may or may not be in a relationship. /int/ appreciates /pol/ and his idolization of the white race, but they can't agree on who is white. Other boards just wish he would keep his conspiracies out of their hobby. /pol/ has recently become infatuated for /x/, and has since been in competition with /v/ for /x/'s affection (see Winterball 2014). This is because /pol/ believes /x/ to be Ebola-chan's mother, and doesn't want to become a degenerate single father to his beloved daughterfu.  
Nonetheless most boards have split opinions on him. Conservatives sympathize with his rambling and liberals detest it. He is the mortal enemy of social justice warriors across the internet, as well as the Jew (who doesn't exist, goy.) /k/ and him share a bond over the impending end of society, although /k/ insists they are better prepared. /mlp/ idolizes /pol/, but /pol/ sees /mlp/ as the epitome of kike brainwashing and estrogen in the water. They may or may not be in a relationship. /int/ appreciates /pol/ and his idolization of the white race, but they can't agree on who is white. Other boards just wish he would keep his conspiracies out of their hobby. /pol/ has recently become infatuated for /x/, and has since been in competition with /v/ for /x/'s affection (see Winterball 2014). This is because /pol/ believes /x/ to be Ebola-chan's mother, and doesn't want to become a degenerate single father to his beloved daughterfu.  
However, it was eventually discovered that Ebola-chan was created on /a/ at the request of a /pol/ user, but newfags heavily deny this because 'muh OTP'.




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File:0001.jpg|Three popular /pol/ appearances during the 2014 Winterball OTP-fest
File:0001.jpg|Three popular /pol/ appearances during the 2014 Winterball OTP-fest
File:2.png|/new/ as a rebranded /pol/-tan. Popular during /pol/'s earlier years pre-2014.
File:2.png|/new/ as a rebranded /pol/-tan. Popular during /pol/'s earlier years pre-2014.
File:Polgbt.png|A version of /pol/ used for /polgbt/. Based off a comic featuring /polgbt/ innawoods.
File:Homestuck pol co.png|Homestuck, /pol/, /co/
File:Project hate machine pol.png| Project Hate Machine /pol/, 2014-current.
File:Project hate machine pol.png| Project Hate Machine /pol/, 2014-current.
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File:Srgfd.png| An anon's opinion on /pol/
File:Srgfd.png| An anon's opinion on /pol/
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==/new/- News==
The board was only around for a year until it was axed along with /r9k/ in 2011. It was /pol/'s predecessor in 2010.
==/n/- News==
Around for two years, 2006-2008 before turning into /n/-Transportation.  At the time of their deletion, the majority of the users left to plus4chan's /n/. Likely the users of /n/ migrated to /new/ after moot returned it to 4chan.

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Gender/Physical Description: Born April 6, 2006 as /n/ (News), /new/ in January 28, 2010, /pol/ in December 2011. Traditionalists see him as a rebranding of /new/ due to the 4chan.org/new redirect. Otherwise he is seen as other depictions ranging from hydra, green-suit, a female, or a skinhead.

Personality/Habits/Hobbies/Behavior: Antagonistic, anti-Semitic, racist, sexist, paranoid and obsessed with not only knowing everything about conspiracies but ensuring everyone else does as well. Spends much of his time focused on the goings-on of the world and how they relate back to the Jewish menace, or at least some other ulterior force with nefarious goals. /pol/ is reasonably educated thanks to this, though he forsakes the formal schooling system as a liberal cesspit full of brainwashing; everything he knows he took it upon himself to learn, even if it comes from a dubious source or is cherry-picked. Obsessed with the great Happening and eagerly awaits its arrival.

Relationships: /pol/ is notorious for spreading his bullshit everywhere. Whether he does this consciously or not isn't clear; it's more likely passersby hear his rambling, find it interesting and propagate it without him having to do anything. In this respect, his popularity mirrors the popularity of 4chan itself.

Nonetheless most boards have split opinions on him. Conservatives sympathize with his rambling and liberals detest it. He is the mortal enemy of social justice warriors across the internet, as well as the Jew (who doesn't exist, goy.) /k/ and him share a bond over the impending end of society, although /k/ insists they are better prepared. /mlp/ idolizes /pol/, but /pol/ sees /mlp/ as the epitome of kike brainwashing and estrogen in the water. They may or may not be in a relationship. /int/ appreciates /pol/ and his idolization of the white race, but they can't agree on who is white. Other boards just wish he would keep his conspiracies out of their hobby. /pol/ has recently become infatuated for /x/, and has since been in competition with /v/ for /x/'s affection (see Winterball 2014). This is because /pol/ believes /x/ to be Ebola-chan's mother, and doesn't want to become a degenerate single father to his beloved daughterfu.


Job: /pol/'s job is to gather information (or disinformation) about current socioeconomic and political events.


/POL/ DEPICTIONS:


/POL/ WITH OTHER BOARDS:


/new/- News

The board was only around for a year until it was axed along with /r9k/ in 2011. It was /pol/'s predecessor in 2010.

/n/- News

Around for two years, 2006-2008 before turning into /n/-Transportation. At the time of their deletion, the majority of the users left to plus4chan's /n/. Likely the users of /n/ migrated to /new/ after moot returned it to 4chan.