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| [[Image:Bellasue2.jpg|thumb|right]]
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| '''''Twilight''''' is the next level of obnoxious fangirl faggotry, after the ''Harry Potter'' series.
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| == Plot Synopsis ==
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| Basically a [[Mary Sue]] named Bella gets saved from a car crash by Edward, who is also a [[Mary Sue|Marty Stu]] and looks all gothy and shit.
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| After half a book of plodding romantic crap, we learn that he's a [[Mary Sue|vampire]] (as though the sunken eyes and pale skin weren't a massive tipoff).
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| Most of the of the "action" revolves around [[Mary Sue|Bella]] being saved by her [[Mary Sue|hot sexy bloodsucking boyfriend]] and ends in a [[Mary Sue|"twist"]] that can best be summed up as;
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| ''[[Mary Sue|I'm]] gonna die a horrible death during childbirth, and my [[Mary Sue|kid's]] gonna look like a [[Mary Sue|hellspawn]] all because I fucked a [[Mary Sue|vampire.]]'' "Oh hold the phone, it's ok, he's going to turn me into a [[Mary sue|vampire]] too, and mystical [[vampire]] magic will heal my spine so I can frolic through the forest in heels and a cocktail dress while my [[werewolf]] ex-boyfriend tries to fuck my baby daughter."
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| Did we mention it's swamped with [[Mary Sue]]s?
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| The movie version is so bad even the Rifftrax version sucks donkey balls.
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| == In conclusion: ==
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| <span style="color:#FF0000;font-size:2.5em">''' ''RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGEEEEEE'' '''</span>
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| == External Links ==
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| * [http://www.thatguywiththeglasses.com/videolinks/thatguywiththeglasses/bum-reviews/2741-twilight Bum Reviews on ''Twilight''.]
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| * [http://www.inquisitr.com/17233/stephen-king-bitchslaps-twilight-author-stephenie-meyer-cant-write-worth-a-darn/ Stephanie Meyer sucks. Stephen King agreed, don't argue about it.]
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| <gallery>
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| Image:SWEETMERCIFULFUCK.jpg|Not even Japan is safe.
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| Image:King_Troll.jpg|Sir Stephen, King of Trolls.
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| Image:LOLTWILIGHT.gif|Bella giving birth to a beautiful baby boy! ^-^
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| Image:Twilight_edward_nosferatu.jpg|Know the difference, it could save your life.
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| Image:Twilight_Fan_Comment.jpg|
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| Image:Twilight_fan.png|
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| Image:Gastontwilight.jpg|
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| Image:TwilightGif.gif|If you look at this picture, you've basically read the book.
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| </gallery>
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