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{{Topquote|"This must be Thursday," said Arthur to himself, sinking low over his beer, "I never could get the hang of Thursdays."|(Hitchhikers guide to the galaxy - Chapter 2)}}


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==Bad things that happen on Thursdays==
==The Day==
* Thursday was the day Earth was demolished to make way for an Intergalactic Bypass.
Thursday is the day Earth was demolished to make way for a Intergalactic Bypass.
* Relatively few [[promotions]] for you.
* Your boss molests you with his massive testicle face.
* Crappy sitcoms (like That's so Raven).
* You have a hangover should you be a Finnish student.


"This must be Thursday," said Arthur to himself, sinking low over his beer, "I never could get the hang of Thursdays." (Hitchhikers guide to the galaxy - Chapter 2)
==Good things that happen on Thursdays==
 
* You realize that tomorrow is Friday Friday Friday.
Named after the Norse god Thor, as in Thor's day. Probably the day's only redeeming feature.
 
==Bad Things That Happen on Thursdays==
*World Blows Up (may be a good thing if you're an emo son of a bitch)
*You can't drink (unless you're Australian).
*Relatively few [[promotions]] for you
*School
*Unexciting shit
*No fun
*Crappy sitcoms (like That's so Raven)
*Your boss molests you with his massive testicle face
 
==Good things==
* Tomorrow is Friday.
* If you live in Australia, Thursday is Pubday.
* If you live in Australia, Thursday is Pubday.
* It's named after Thor.
* The day's named after Thor.
* Adventure time airs on Cartoon Network.
* <s>Adventure time airs on Cartoon Network.(Now Thursdays are slightly more shit)</s> Adventure time has been cancelled. Thursdays are now more shit
*Great sitcoms (Like that's so raven)


==In Conclusion==
==In Conclusion==

Latest revision as of 10:03, 23 June 2023

""This must be Thursday," said Arthur to himself, sinking low over his beer, "I never could get the hang of Thursdays.""

– (Hitchhikers guide to the galaxy - Chapter 2)

Bad things that happen on Thursdays[edit]

  • Thursday was the day Earth was demolished to make way for an Intergalactic Bypass.
  • Relatively few promotions for you.
  • Your boss molests you with his massive testicle face.
  • Crappy sitcoms (like That's so Raven).
  • You have a hangover should you be a Finnish student.

Good things that happen on Thursdays[edit]

  • You realize that tomorrow is Friday Friday Friday.
  • If you live in Australia, Thursday is Pubday.
  • The day's named after Thor.
  • Adventure time airs on Cartoon Network.(Now Thursdays are slightly more shit) Adventure time has been cancelled. Thursdays are now more shit
  • Great sitcoms (Like that's so raven)

In Conclusion[edit]

Thursdays are lamecakes.

However[edit]

If you are lucky, Thursday could be the start of the weekend DnD playing fest.

If not, then lamecakes for you.

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