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'''Slowpoke''' is a kind of Pokemon notable primary for it's low reaction speed.
'''Slowpoke''' is a kind of [[Pokémon]] notable primarily for its extremely low reaction speed. On the internet, this manifests as being so behind on the news that even the metaphorical rock they've been living under is more well-informed than they are. Slowpokes are fond of people who are just as slow on the uptake as they are, and will congregate in threads containing posters who are posting very old news.
A set of popular characters morphed into slowpokes is known to exist.


==Gallery==
[[Drawfags]] have made an unreasonably large set of popular characters morphed into Slowpokes. They are also used in drawthreads when said drawfag is posting very very slowly also known as
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[[Waiting for OP]].
Image:Slowmarine.jpg|Space Marine
 
Image:Mechanipoke.jpg|Adeptus Mechanicus
== Gallery ==
Image:Commissarpoke.jpg|Commissar
 
Image:Emperopoke.jpg|Emperor of Mankind
<center><gallery>
Image:Calliduspoke.jpg|Callidus
Image:Slowmarine.jpg|<s>[[Space Marine]]</s> That's a [[Thunder Warriors|thunder warrior]]!
Image:Culexuspoke.jpg|Culexus
Image:Mechanipoke.jpg|[[Adeptus Mechanicus]]
Image:Everpoke.jpg|Eversor
Image:Commissarpoke.jpg|[[Commissar]]
Image:Sloicare.jpg|Vindicare
Image:Slowemperor.jpg|[[emprah|Emperor of Mankind]]
Image:Eldarpoke.jpg|Eldar
Image:Calliduspoke.jpg|[[Callidus]]
Image:DarkEldarPoke.jpg|Dark eldar
Image:Everpoke.jpg|[[Eversor]]
Image:Nidpoke.jpg|Tyranid
Image:Sloicare.jpg|[[Vindicare]]
Image:Lootedpoke.jpg|Looted Slowpoke
Image:Culexuspoke.jpg|[[Culexus]] Note that Slowpokes are Psychic type. This Slowpoke is simultaneously Psychic and anathema to Psychics.
Image:Khornepoke.jpg|Khornate Slowpoke
Image:Culexus_poke.jpg|[[Culexus]] take two. (HEY! THAT'S PSYDUCK, NOT SLOWPOKE!)
Image:Slaaneshpoke.jpg|Slaaneshi Slowpoke
Image:Eldarpoke.jpg|[[Eldar]]
Image:Nurglepoke.jpg|Nurgleete Slowpoke
Image:DarkEldarPoke.jpg|[[Dark Eldar]]
Image:Tzeentchpoke.jpg|Tzeentchian Slowpoke
Image:Nidpoke.jpg|[[Tyranid]]
Image:Taupoke.jpg|Tau
Image:Lootedpoke.jpg|[[Looted]] Slowpoke
Image:Orkpoke.jpg|SlowpOrk
Image:Khornepoke.jpg|[[khorne|Khornate]] Slowpoke
Image:Slaaneshpoke.jpg|[[Slaanesh]]i Slowpoke
Image:Nurglepoke.jpg|[[Nurgle]]ete Slowpoke
Image:Tzeentchpoke.jpg|[[Tzeentch]]ian Slowpoke
Image:Chaos_Poke.jpg|That's why Slowpokes become traitors
Image:Taupoke.jpg|[[Tau]]
Image:Krootpoke.jpg|Kroot
Image:Krootpoke.jpg|Kroot
Image:Necropoke.JPG|[[Necron]]
Image:Cadia.jpg|THESE NEW LASGUN THINGIES ARE GREAT
Image:Flayerpoke.jpg|Mindflayer
Image:Flayerpoke.jpg|Mindflayer
Image:Lichpoke.jpg|Lich
Image:Lichpoke.jpg|Lich
Image:Slowholder.jpg|Beholder
Image:Slowholder.jpg|Beholder
Image:Modropoke.jpg|Modron
Image:Modropoke.jpg|Modron
Image:Tarrasquepoke.jpg|Tarrasque
Image:Tarrasquepoke.jpg|[[Tarrasque]]
Image:Lady_of_Poke.jpg|[[Lady of Pain|Her Serenity]]
Image:Baernpoke.jpg|Baernoloth?
Image:ConanTheSlowpokian.jpg|Conan
Image:ConanTheSlowpokian.jpg|Conan
Image:DRIZZTPOKE.JPG|[[LARP]]ing as [[Drizzt]].
Image:Slopocthulhu.jpg|[[Call of Cthulhu|Cthulhu]]
Image:Weightedcompanionpoke.jpg
Image:Weightedcompanionpoke.jpg
Image:DoomPoke.jpg
Image:Caslowdemon.jpg|[[Rip and tear|Cacodemon]]
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Image:DoomPoke.jpg|[[Rip and tear|Cyberdemon]]
Image:Dorf.jpg|Slowpoke cancels dig: interrupted by rhesus macaque.
Image:Hydra.jpg|Oh God...
Image:Rubypoke.jpg|[[Ruby Quest|Ruby]]
Image:Tgpoke.jpg|I am very upset with the new edition of Traditional Gaming ©1987.
Image:Slowcube.jpg|Slowcube must make a perception check to notice that PCs have walked into it.
Image:Slowgal.jpg|Even though it's always [[Sergal|Rape o'clock]] it still shows up late.
Image:Slowpoke_anonib.jpg
Image:Slowkachu.png
Image:Skelpoke.jpg
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Latest revision as of 11:22, 22 June 2023

Slowpoke is a kind of Pokémon notable primarily for its extremely low reaction speed. On the internet, this manifests as being so behind on the news that even the metaphorical rock they've been living under is more well-informed than they are. Slowpokes are fond of people who are just as slow on the uptake as they are, and will congregate in threads containing posters who are posting very old news.

Drawfags have made an unreasonably large set of popular characters morphed into Slowpokes. They are also used in drawthreads when said drawfag is posting very very slowly also known as Waiting for OP.

Gallery[edit]

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