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[[Image:Skub comic.gif|thumb|400px|center|Skub in all its glory]] | [[Image:Skub comic.gif|thumb|400px|center|Skub in all its glory]] | ||
[[File:SkubIRL.jpg|thumb|200px|right|thumb|Skub IRL]] | [[File:SkubIRL.jpg|thumb|200px|right|thumb|Skub IRL]] | ||
'''SKUB''' is a fictional substance of unclear purpose created by webcomic ''[http://pbfcomics.com/20/ The Perry Bible Fellowship]'' (It's actually a real thing, we call it Marmite in Britain). The comic features "Pro-SKUB" and "Anti-SKUB" characters fighting each other over their SKUB affiliation. It is never explained why SKUB incites such violence, and thus SKUB has become synonymous with things that cause unnecessary [[RAGE|rage]] and difference of opinion for <s>mundane</s> very important things; for instance, ''[[Warhammer 40,000]]'' and ''[[WARMACHINE]]'' are often referred to as ''SKUBHAMMER'' and ''SKUBMACHINE''. | |||
< | '''Politics''' (and '''religion''' (and '''sports''' (and '''history'''))) is often thought to be SKUB for <s>grown up, respectable</s> normal people. | ||
< | ==The Arguments== | ||
{{editwar}} <!--Template included as a joke, don't remove it--> | |||
<s>It's good</s> <s><b>It's Great</b></s> <s>It's ''Ok''</s> <s>'''SKUB POISONED THE WATER SUPPLY AND BURNT OUR CROPS!'''</s> [[Magnus|SKUB DID NOTHING WRONG!]] | |||
I THE GREAT TROUBLETWIST DECLARE SKUB TO BE DELICIOUS! | |||
<strike>FUCK SKUB.</strike> SKUB FOR LIFE <s>(if you can call it a life, you filthy SKUB user.)</s> | |||
<strike> | <strike>SKUB KILLED MY SISTER AND TURNED HER CORPSE INTO A GIANT FUCKING MONSTER.</strike> <s>THAT'S BECAUSE YOUR SISTER WAS A [[heresy|HERETIC]] THAT DIDN'T BELIEVE IN SKUB.</s> | ||
<strike>SKUB WILL BRING US THE SALVATION!</strike> TO EMBRACE SKUB IS TO EMBRACE DEATH (Death is the only constant in the world, embrace it's inevitability and live your life how you wish, for the glory of Skub) | |||
<span style= | <strike>PRAISE BE TO SKUB! SKUB FOR THE SKUB GOD!</strike> <span style="font-family:serif"><strike>Beware the heresies of false gods! SKUB will lead thee unto temptation!</strike>{{BLAM|'''*BLAM! HERESY*'''}} Oh you, stop that. | ||
<strike>SKUB is SKUB and nothing will change that.</strike> While this is technically correct, it is also extremely misleading. Calling the virus bombing of inquisition-approved, emperor-fearing civilian quarters a 'bombing like any other' is technically correct, but it more accurately could be called {{BLAM|'''*FUCKING HERESY*'''}}, similar to how calling SKUB a {{BLAM|'''*FUCKING DISGRACE*'''}} is more accurate. At least more accurate than blinding throwing a dart at a moving dartboard in high winds, but you still miss the glory of Skub as much as you would the dart board. | |||
< | <strike>Fuck this shite im out</strike> <strike>NO! SKUB BEST</strike> SKUB IZ MOST MALEVOLENT PLAGUE-SKUM | ||
<span style='color:green;font-size:115%'> >Still arguing over SKUB. </span> | |||
Hey... won't you believe in it? That... even if there is no God or Buddha... there is SKUB. (Until we destroy it all, SKUB SHALL FALL TO THE MIGHTY HANDS OF CORAX!) <strike>{{BLAM|'''*BLAM!*'''}}</strike> <strike> {{BLAM|'''*BLAM!*'''}}</strike> <strike>{{BLAM|'''*BLAM!*'''}}</strike> <strike>{{BLAM|'''*BLAM! STOP IN THE NAME OF THE LAW, CRIMINAL SKUB!*'''}} | |||
</strike> {{BLAM|'''*BLAM! THAT'S DOUBLE HERESY!*'''}} | |||
<strike>Kaldor Draigo will save us from SKUB!</strike> LIES. HE IS THE AVATAR OF SKUB. <strike>(Not sure that's a good thing)</strike> Nothing involving Kaldor Draigo can possibly be good for anyone. Even for Kaldor Draigo. | |||
<s> | <strike>LOUD NOISES!!!!!</strike> <s>Please do not scream, it agitates the SKUBLORD.</s> FUCK THE SKUBLORD! | ||
< | <strike>DEATH TO MEPHISTON, LORD OF SKUB, DON`T FALL TO LIES OF SKUB. IT WILL BRING DEATH!!</strike> <strike>[[Matt Ward]] HAS NOW WRITTEN SKUB INTO IT'S 5TH EDITION, WHERE IT IS NOW YOUR '''''[[Roboute_Guilliman|SPIRITUAL LIEGE]]'''''!</strike> According to approximately 75,685 passages in the Book of Judgement, if the year were 41,105 AD you would have precisely 4,308 death sentences to your name. | ||
Wait, if Matt Ward wrote SKUB into something, isn't that automatically a strike <s>against it?</s> <s>for it</s> MATT WARD IS THE SKUBLORD, IT EVEN RHYMES | |||
< | <strike>SKUB IS DELICIOUS, AND PURPORTEDLY TASTES GOOD ON TOAST</strike> LIES AND [[HERESY]], SKUB IS [[Nurgle|CARCINOGENIC]] AND TASTES LIKE [[Grey Knights|SHIT]] | ||
<s>I think SKUB tastes like SKUB.</s> I have no words for whatever chaos spawn could commit such well worded heres-- IOGPPEPCKKSPPEPPKDKA {{BLAM}} {{BLAM|''CAN WE GET CLEAN UP''!}} | |||
< | <strike>SKUB smells of oxygen (HURR DURR)</strike> SKUB smells are the smells of heaven! <span style='color:green;font-size:115%'> >You're never going to heaven, how do you know what it smells like? </span> | ||
<s>[[Just As Planned]].</ | <strike> Can't we all just sit down and talk about this?</strike> FUCK YOU SKUB FOR LIFE! | ||
<strike>The Imperium lives to serve SKUB</strike> BULLSHIT!!! The Imperium finds SKUB and KILLS IT WITH FIRE (when avaliable) | |||
Essentially <strike>marmite.</strike> fuk marmite real men go for <strike>vegemite</strike> A True, Strong and Healthy Anglo-Saxon would accept nothing less than <strike>Bovril</strike> WHOLESOME BLOODY SKUB on his toast. | |||
<strike>Pro SKUB </strike> <strike>Anti SKUB </strike> <strike>Pro SKUB </strike> <strike>Anti SKUB </strike> <strike>Pro SKUB </strike> <strike>Anti SKUB </strike> <strike>Pro SKUB </strike> <strike>Anti SKUB </strike> <strike>Pro SKUB </strike> <strike>Anti SKUB </strike> <strike>Pro SKUB </strike> <s>Anti SKUB </s> | |||
<s>Pro SKUB </s> <s>Anti SKUB </s> <s>Pro SKUB </s> <s>Anti SKUB </s> <s>Pro SKUB </s> <s>Anti SKUB </s> <s>Pro SKUB </s> <s>Anti SKUB </s> <s>PRO SKUB!!</s> <s>Nope, anti SKUB.</s> <s>Nope.avi, #SKUBISLIFE</s> | |||
Fuck yo-SKUB FOR LIFE-u, you nasty <s>SKUB user</s> GOD. | |||
<strike>[[Just As Planned]].</strike> SKUB users can't plan for shit. | |||
<strike>'''ALL PRAISE BE TO SKUB!!! SKUB IS A GLORIOUS GIFT GIVEN TO MAN BY ''GOD''!!!'''</strike> don't be so bloody ridiculous SKUB FUCKIN SUCKS | <strike>'''ALL PRAISE BE TO SKUB!!! SKUB IS A GLORIOUS GIFT GIVEN TO MAN BY ''GOD''!!!'''</strike> don't be so bloody ridiculous SKUB FUCKIN SUCKS | ||
<strike> | <strike>SKUB is all right, I guess...</strike> <s>No, it isn't.</s> <strike>Yes, it is.</strike> Skub is the fucking greatest, go hide in your <strike>metal</strike> SKUB box. | ||
< | <strike>What about guys who are neutral on SKUB personally... fuck 'em, indecisive bastards.</strike> Such men don't exist HAVING AN OPINION ON SKUB IS MANDATORY! | ||
SKUB IS LOVE SKUB IS LIFE | SKUB IS LOVE SKUB IS LIFE | ||
SKUB IS HATE SKUB IS DEATH < | SKUB IS HATE SKUB IS DEATH <strike>But that's heresy!</strike> {{BLAM|'''*BLAM*''''}} | ||
on a side note, this is great once you get into it http://1d4chan.org/wiki/File:Slaanesh's_sacrifice.pdf | on a side note, this is great once you get into it http://1d4chan.org/wiki/File:Slaanesh's_sacrifice.pdf | ||
--------------------------------------------------(^^^this is pretty good^^^) | |||
Skrub feels great if you stick your dick In it | <s>Skrub feels great if you stick your dick In it</s> {{BLAM}}{{BLAM}}{{BLAM}} {{BLAM|''''''''WHO THE FUCK LET A SLANNESHI CULTIST IN''''''''!}} | ||
ALL HAIL SKUB!!! | ALL HAIL SKUB!!! | ||
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I HAVE A VERY STRONG OPINION ON THE SUBJECT OF SKUB | I HAVE A VERY STRONG OPINION ON THE SUBJECT OF SKUB | ||
YOU'RE ALL HERETICS AND DESERVED TO BE PURGED!{{BLAM|'''*BLAM*''''}} {{BLAM|'''*BLAM*''''}}{{BLAM|'''*BLAM*''''}} (The Commissar uses | YOU'RE ALL HERETICS AND DESERVED TO BE PURGED!{{BLAM|'''*BLAM*''''}} {{BLAM|'''*BLAM*''''}}{{BLAM|'''*BLAM*''''}} (The Commissar uses SKUB too) | ||
What the fuck is | What the fuck is SKUB?{{BLAM}} {{BLAM|That's double heresey!}} | ||
More like hearsay amirite?{{BLAM|'''*BLAM*''''}} | More like hearsay amirite?{{BLAM|'''*BLAM*''''}} | ||
SKUB, like <s>Hershey</s> [[HERESY]], tastes <s>delicious</s> SHITTY! | |||
<s>SKUB FOR THE SKUB GOD!!!</s> CHEESE FOR THE CHEESE THRONE!!! | <s>SKUB FOR THE SKUB GOD!!!</s> CHEESE FOR THE CHEESE THRONE!!! | ||
SKUB? Get that away from me or I'm calling the Coast Guard {{BLAM|'''*BLAM*''''}} | |||
Fact: A lack of | Fact: A lack of SKUB in your life can cause you to turn into a Chaos Spawn-OH FUCK NOOOOOOOOGLARBABLAHBALHABALAHHBLBLBLBL... {{BLAM|'''*BLAM*''''}} {{BLAM|'DAMN'!}} | ||
<strike> | <strike> | ||
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''IT IS MY'' '''''SKUB''''' ''AND IT'S SUPPORTERS SHALL KNOW NO COUNTER-ARGUMENTS.'' | ''IT IS MY'' '''''SKUB''''' ''AND IT'S SUPPORTERS SHALL KNOW NO COUNTER-ARGUMENTS.'' | ||
~The God-Emperor of Mankind ''On the creation of | ~The God-Emperor of Mankind ''On the creation of SKUB.''</strike> | ||
SKUB IS DISGUSTING GOO. | |||
''>2017 '' | ''>2017 '' | ||
''><s>still</s>not using | ''><s>still</s> <s>not</s> using SKUB <b>IS MY FAVORITE ACTIVITY. PRAISE YOU ALMIGHTY SKUB</b>'' | ||
WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS AND WHY AM I SCARED!!!!??? | WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS AND WHY AM I SCARED!!!!??? | ||
<strike>2017 and you anti- | <strike>2017 and you anti-SKUB bigots are still out there spreadig LIES about SKUB</strike> SKUB IS DEGENERATE AND YOU KNOW IT!!! | ||
SKUB IS AMAZING AND USING IT AS A SKIN OINTMENT IS PROVEN TO GRANT ETERNAL LIFE AND EXFOLIATE LIKE NO OTHER!!! | SKUB IS AMAZING AND USING IT AS A SKIN OINTMENT IS PROVEN TO GRANT ETERNAL LIFE AND EXFOLIATE LIKE NO OTHER!!! | ||
SKUB is the fifth Chaos God. | |||
SKUB is truly a unholy substance,and the above is heretical twaddle. Heed it at your own peril. | |||
LIES, SKUB IS THE '''EMPRAHS''' SPREADABLE OF CHOICE. The Emperor had | LIES, SKUB IS THE '''EMPRAHS''' SPREADABLE OF CHOICE. The Emperor had SKUB for breakfast before he fought Horus! Look where he is now! If he hadn't had SKUB for breakfast, he would have won the Horus Heresy! | ||
In the end, there is only SKUB. | |||
Funfact: [[Warmachine|Menoth]] and the [[Hordes|Devourer Wurm]] are fighting over a pot of SKUB. ''It's just that <strike>good</strike> <strike>bad</strike> <strike>Good</strike> <strike>BAD</strike> SKUB. | |||
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I have such faith in <strike>humanity</strike> <strike>SKUB</strike> <strike>humanity</strike> <strike>SKUB</strike> <strike>SKUBmanity</strike> <strike>nothing</strike> <strike>everything</strike> <strike>Nietzsche's way of thinking.</strike> The ability of <strike>people</strike> all sapient beings to argue endlessly over the <s>pettiest</s> <s>greatest bullshit.</s> SKUB | |||
^ Disregard the above implication. Muh middleman fallacy. You can only be <strike> pro-SKUB </strike> or anti-SKUB. No in between. No sidelines. | |||
^ Disregard the above implication. Muh middleman fallacy. You can only be <strike> pro- | |||
*So which are you then, eh? | *So which are you then, eh? | ||
Filthy neutrals get OFF OUR PAGE <strike>REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE</strike> Stop that autistic screeching at once | Filthy neutrals get OFF OUR PAGE <strike>REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE</strike> Stop that autistic screeching at once | ||
*This, only filthy | *This, only filthy SKUB users screech like that. | ||
SKUB is great, fuck you. | |||
[[Category:meme]] | [[Category:meme]] | ||
SKUBBARY Execution (skub limbo) | |||
{{BLAM|'''SKARBRAND HATES SKUB'''}} | |||
SKUB is so great the tyranids came to this galaxy to harness its <strike>powers</strike> tightness. All hail Cypher the true Warmaster! Codename '''Greatness''' | |||
Snap selfies of the tyranid queen is the reason for such heresy and heredity | Snap selfies of the tyranid queen is the reason for such heresy and heredity | ||
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<s>You anti-scub fuckers squander the greatest thing in the universe</s> | <s>You anti-scub fuckers squander the greatest thing in the universe</s> | ||
If you like it so much, at least spell the goddamn name right, you ass-backwards | If you like it so much, at least spell the goddamn name right, you ass-backwards SKUB-lover. | ||
SKUBPRIDE WORLDWIDE | SKUBPRIDE WORLDWIDE | ||
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SKUBPRIDE WORLDWIDE | SKUBPRIDE WORLDWIDE | ||
Sly Marbo sneakily takes your SKUB and proceeds to defecate all over it. | |||
SKUB caused my forge world to get taken blown up by the forces of Nurgle. | |||
<s>Pro-SKUB and anti-SKUB need to shut the fuck up [[Exterminatus|OR ELSE.]]</s> In the grim darkness of the far future, there is only SKUB. | |||
You guys ''know'' SKUB is actually Orc snot,right? <span style='color:green;font-size:115%'>AN' WUT DA ZOG IS RONG WIFF DAT? BEIN' ORKY ONLY MAKEZ IT BETTAH, YA GRETCHIN GIT</span> | |||
<center><gallery> | |||
File:1448773355358.jpg|Democracy at its finest!. | |||
</gallery></center> | |||
* What pro-SKUB say: | |||
* What Anti-SKUB say: | |||
* What they have in Common:[[Rage]] | |||
<s>Both [[Neckbeard|Pro-SKUB]] and [[Neckbeard|Anti-SKUB]] [[Exterminatus|need to shut the fuck up]].</s> '''STFU CENTRIST FAG. SKUB!!!!''' | |||
<s>I have found the solution to this terrible civil war of SKUB and Anti SKUB and it is! Oh wait I don't feel very good *One of the One half culled by Thanos*</s> '''IT ONLY CULLED HALF OF EACH''' | |||
<s>SKUB ain't that bad.</s> OBJECTIVELY WRONG OPINION. | |||
FUCK SKUB AND FUCK YOU | |||
<nowiki>SKUB IS THE BEST AND YOU CANT CHANGE MY MINE YA CAHNTS</nowiki> | |||
SKUB is very <s>good</s> Bad. Who knew? | |||
The SKUB will be here forever and always. The SKUB sees. The SKUB knows. The SKUB protects. | |||
<s>Lmao it's 2018 almost 2019 and Im sitting here wondering about the elections.</s> {{BLAM|'''*BLAM! HERESY*'''}} | |||
It is 2019 and I'm sitting here wondering about the SKUB | |||
Elections bad, SKUB also <s>bad</s>great, ya bunch of animals | |||
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH, FUCK <s>YOU</s>ME SKUB LOVERS. | |||
Who cares about SKUB let's <s>talk about knees and vents.</s>lets not. | |||
FUCK YOURSELF CENTRIST SCUM | |||
SKUB | |||
FOR LIFE | |||
MATTHEW WARDS USES SKUB, LOOK HOW <s>AWESOME</s> SHIT HE IS! | |||
I prefer SKUB Lite | |||
Is this SKUB eco-friendly? | |||
No, SKUB is an environmentally effective memetic toxin which kills baby seals and dancing penguin chicks by the mere act of coming into their awareness. They will also instantly develop the cognitive capacity to understand what SKUB is just a fraction of time for said SKUB to obliterate their minds. SKUB doesn't just kill nature, it causes it existential horror. | |||
''Still not sure if this is pro or anti SKUB propaganda'' | |||
Want a SKUB cranberry? | |||
IT GOT REPLACED WITH SKUB WINTER SPICE CRANBERRY AND NOW IT FUCKING SUCKS | |||
Also SKUB "Lite" is why the pun fa/tg/uys is actually descriptive. | |||
No-one knows what SKUB truly is, nor any of it's lite or diet or whatever the [[Rape|Holy Thyroid Glands]]. So, by order of The Ordo Hereticus and the supreme athority of [[The Emperor|He-Who-Rules-On-Terra]] any further posts about this shall be executed by the Adeptus Arbites or/and Orgyns. So SHUT IT | |||
scub. more like. sbub. hahahahah | |||
Quick side note: SKUB is what /ppl/acks use to start twitter flame wars. Even when it looks like they had nothing to do with it, it was them.;) | |||
<s>SKUB is my favourite anal lubricant.</s> {{BLAM|'''*BLAM*''''}} | |||
<s>PLEASE SKUB MY ASSHOLEE!!11</s> {{BLAM|HERESEY!}} | |||
SKUBBING <s>an asshole</s> can cause <s>severe anal warts.</s> IMMUTABLE JOY Please SKUB <s>responsibly</s> EVERY CHANCE YOU GET. | |||
Oh, is that what those <s>weird warts</s> WONDERFUL PLEASANT SENSATIONS are? | |||
From the moment I learned the weakness of <s>my flesh</s> SKUB, it disgusted me. I sought strength and certainty in <s>steel</s> SKUB. I aspired to become one with the blessed <s>SKUB</s><s>machine</s> SKUB. Your kind cling to your flesh like <s>a temple</s> SKUB, as if it will not ultimately decay and fail you. One day, the crude <s>SKUB</s><s> biomass</s> SKUB will fail you, and you will beg my <s>SKUBbots</s> SKUB* kind to save you. But I am already <s>saved</s> SKUB incarnate. For <s>the machine</s> SKUB is eternal. | |||
Even in death I serve the <s>SKUBNISSIAH</s> <s>ANTI SKUB INQUISITION</s> SKUB! | |||
BaaaaAck when I was yer age, I hed <s>erectil disfunctionun</s> HERESY, ser I took SKUB. | |||
Did it work, grandpa? | |||
<s>Yes</s> <s>No</s> <s>Yes</s> <s>No</s> <s>Shuddup Johnny I killed yer fer a reasin, ya anti-SKUB scum</s> <s>No</s> Yes | |||
I'm <s>sick of</s> IN LOVE WITH all this "Masterwork Marmite" bullshit going on in the D20 system right now. SKUB deserves much <s>better</s> <s>worse</s> better than that. | |||
<s>Can we settle this peacefully?</s> NO! Obviously SKUB is the BEST <s>[needs citation]</s> | |||
<s>Brennan sent me here.</s> BRENNAN IS A FILTHY SKUB USER! | |||
Oh the fucking anti-SKUB mongs are at it again.YOU SHUT YOUR WHORE MOUTH YOU SPREAD BREATHER! | |||
SKUB advocates should be <s>sectioned</s> commended | |||
<s>You know... if SKUB didn't exist... would we have any war? What if SKUB is the reason Japan bombed those poor Pearl Harborists? What if that once prince who died and started World War One died because he liked SKUB? What if that one Aztec war was because... SKUB? What if the Great Crusade was because of SKUB? What if SKUB was the reason behind... everything? Ahhh, whatever, fuck it. SKUB for life. War forever.</s> {{BLAM|'''*BLAM*''''}} HOW DARE YOU QUESTION THE EXISTENCE OF OUR BELOVED SKUB, HERETIC! | |||
<s>Deep, man.</s> {{BLAM|'''*BLAM*''''}} | |||
Fuck <s>philosophy</s> <s>SKUB</s> MY FACE. | |||
<s>Okay daddy~</s> {{BLAM|'''*BLAM*''''}} {{BLAM|HERESEY!}} | |||
Let the Edit Wars begin! And may the <s>games</s> FUCKING SKUB (HELL YEAH) be ever in your favour. | |||
<s>I'm pro anti-SKUB, but I'm also anti pro-SKUB.</s> YOU ARE ONLY SKUB! | |||
SKUB is The Emperor, Anti-SKUB is Chaos. (Make of this what you will) | |||
SKUB, SKUB never changes | |||
Eat SKUB Mothafuckas! | |||
<s>If any of you faggots deletes, strikethroughs, etc. this text, I'm gonna fucking delete THE WHOLE FUCKING PAGE.</s> SKUB | |||
I edited this page and all I got was this SKUB... | |||
SKUB FOREVER! | |||
<s>Skumb deserve death</s> THE HERETIC SPREADS LIES! UNLIKE OUR GOD EMPEROR, WHO ONLY SPREADS THE DELICIOUS FLAVOR AND TEXTURE OF SKUB THROUGHOUT THE GALAXY | |||
'In the most ancient time there was a war between but just two factions of such vastness raging through out the Galaxy it causes all the combined current violent exertions all the <s>living</s> PRO-SKUB , <s>the undead machines</s> ANTI-SKUB and, <s>neverborn spawn of the warp</s> FILTHY SKUB-CENTRISTS to hide <s>it's</s> their collective face away with great <s>shame</s> PRIDE and say, | |||
"We are <s>but the trifling squabble of uncommitted, convictionless children. No longer can we proudly claim to be the harrowing madness of intractable conflict</s> SKUB FOR LIFE" | |||
<s>War</s>SKUB has a memory both honest and longer than even the lifespan of species and it remembers the greatest of all calamities ever to cause thinking minds to seek to obliterate any who harbored disagreement. | |||
Yes, <s>War</s> SKUB remembers when it was first born in the Galaxy and in only one tale of the ancient times is it mention just one time in passing and the few who know of even that think it to be a <s>lie</s> delcious treat. | |||
For when the <s>C'tan</s> called the <s>Deceiver</s> SKUB told the Silent <s>King</s> SKUB they had once fought the <s>Old Ones</s> and <s>lost</s> WON LIKE A BOSS he spoke of an event so real, so <s>profound</s> SKUBBY in it's effect that even he was obligated to not lie of its occurance..... | |||
That war was the first war in our galaxy, when the Even Older <s>Old Ones</s>SKUB and Original <s>C'tan</s> SKUB became embroiled in the <s>Irreconcilable</s> completely rational <s>Dis</s>agreement on the nature of SKUB. | |||
<s>Where the Deceiver lied was who was for it & who was against it.'</s> HE WAS OBVIOUSLY FOR SKUB! | |||
- Opening chapter of The Occulted History of the Great Sundering of SKUB | |||
SKUB gave birth to all baby boomers, millenials and autisti-- I mean, gen-z children. | |||
<s>Abadoo caused the Rift when he opened a jar of SKUB, just sayin</s> LIE LIES LIES, ALL LIES! SKUB IS IN YOUR BEST INTEREST! PRAISE SKUB! | |||
<s>One Skub to rule them all.</s> <s>NO SKUB RULES. EVER.</s> SKUB RULES THEM ALL! | |||
I AM SKUB ETERNAL!!! ALL HERETICS MAY BOW DOWN TO ME AND BE ENDED MERCIFULLY. ANY OTHER HERETICS WILL BE WIPED FROM EXISTENCE! | |||
<s>I AM CONFUSED BUT ALSO ANGRY</s> <s>YOU DON'T HAVE ENOUGH SKUB IN YOUR LIFE</s> FUCK YOU ANTI SKUB LIFE hey I choose a side!!! | |||
SKARBRAND <s>HATES</s> LOVES SKUB | |||
Skub is just a fictional substance! Why argue over i- {{BLAM|'''*BLAM!* HERESY!'''}} | |||
<s>Skub</s> SARS-CoV-2 caused Corona | |||
Skub is awesome! | |||
<s>SKUB</s> Heresy is the epitome of <s>heresy</s> SKUB. No greater <s>heresy</s> SKUB can exist. It is, as all <s>SKUB</s> Heresy-related products are, pure fucking <s>heresy</s> SKUB. | |||
I find it entertaining that <s>90%</s> 0 fucking percent of the people on here strike out their own comments <s>to make dumb humor</s> because that's fucking stupid | |||
Please, daddy, {{BLAM|'''*BLAM!*'''}} my butthole~ | |||
<s>Do you want YOUR daddy to {{BLAM|'''*BLAM!*'''}} your butthole? Well try our new product, {{BLAM|'''*BLAM!*'''}}-smoothing anal lubricant, for only $666.99. Now with 90% more SKUB! (Note: anal cavities that are not your original anal cavity are not our fault. Your the one who went and fucking put SKUB in your ass. Dumb fuck.)</s> <-- <s>{{BLAM|'''*BLAM!* This entire fucking thing was heresy. The emporer SKUBS his butthole everytime I enter his private torture chamber. Never gets any--'''}}</s> {{BLAM|'''*BLAM! BLAM! BLAM! BLAM! BLAM!* FUCKING DIE, IMPOSTER!'''}} | |||
{{BLAM|'''How did you find me?'''}} | |||
{{BLAM|'''*BLAM!* WHO THE FUCK SPELLS IT EMPORER, THAT'S HOW I FOUND YOU'''}} | |||
You two seems agitated. Would you like a SKUB<s>ful</s>less smoothie? | |||
I ROGAL DORN <s>ENJOY</s> <s>HATE</s> <s>ENJOY</s> <s>HATE</s> <s>ENJOY</s> <s>HATE</s> <s>ENJOY</s> <s>HATE</s> <s>ENJOY</s> <s>HATE</s> <s>ENJOY</s> <s>HATE</s> <s>ENJOY</s> <s>HATE</s> <s>ENJOY</s> <s>HATE</s> HAVE VERY STRONG FEELINGS ON SKUB | |||
<s>SKUB</s> '''YOU''' should be [[Squat|squatted]] IRL! '''SKUB LIFE!''' | |||
WHY ARE WE ALL YELLING? | |||
CAUSE ITS FUNNY RETARD | |||
You're supposed to be using SKUB while cleaning wargear you retards, ever wonder why the ultramarines are always so shiny? They scrub with SKUB. is that a good thing though | |||
No, it's not. | |||
ABANDON ALL SKUB YE WHO ENTER HERE | |||
<s>Why are we arguing over this? It's just a fictional substance! Or lubricant...</s> <s>shut the fuck up centrist fag and get an opinion on SKUB</s> SKUB sucks and is the best at the same time! | |||
ingredients of SKUB: skub and the souls of the damned | |||
You ever wonder how Tallarn survived that exterminatus? They're avid SKUB users, which is why those normal humans were able to beat the fuck out of a legion of super soldiers. | |||
I do not use SKUB. I use can ol whoop ass far more reliable imo doesn't break when throw it unlike SKUB filled containers. | |||
SKUB <s>goes against</s> is better than the greater good. | |||
I'm torn on the issue. What are the benefits of SKUB? | |||
It is the best and worst thing simultaneously. | |||
I am [[Rogal Dorn]], and the [[Ultramarines]] love SKUB. SKUBtastic! | |||
Did that Slaaneshi cultist just say SKUB is a great condom? {{BLAM|'''*BLAM! BLAM! BLAM! BLAM! BLAM!* NO, IT DID NOT! SKUB IS <s>EXTRA HERESY!</s>'''}} | |||
<span style='color:green;font-size:115%'>GRAET, YA GRETCHIN GIT!</span> | |||
Some poor internet historian is going to see this in the future and say "what the fuck was wrong with these people" or is dead because of a great SKUB war | |||
SKUB is terrible. But it's great for throwing at people. | |||
<s>{{BLAM|'''*BLAM!*'''}} her SKUB-filled vag!</s> {{BLAM|'''*BLAM! BLAM! BLAM! BLAM! BLAM! BLAM! BLAM!* Yeah, get back to the grave, Slaaneshi cultist!'''}} | |||
Finally figured it out: | |||
SKUB | |||
Wondrous item, <s>rare</s> cursed | |||
''SKUB'' counts as an improvised weapon and does 1d4 poison damage when thrown. It has a range of 500 feet, or 1,000 feet with disadvantage on the attack roll. If ingested, make a DC 15 Constitution saving throw. A creature takes 2d6 poison damage on a failed save, or half as much damage on a successful one. | |||
A creature within 20 feet of ''SKUB'' must make a DC 20 Charisma saving throw. On a failed save, the creature is charmed for 30 hours. Roll a d2. On a 1, the creature becomes pro-SKUB for the duration and will attack any creature that it believes to be anti-SKUB or neutral on SKUB. On a 2, the creature becomes anti-skub for the duration and will attack any creature that it believes to be pro-SKUB or neutral on SKUB. | |||
[[The Lord of the Rings|Ni ukkub avo rule avhem gith, ni ukkub avo gimb avhem,ni ukkub avo thrak avhem gith agh shal avhe darkneukuk doturog avhem]] | |||
Translation from Black Speech to English: | |||
One SKUB to rule them all, one SKUB to bind them, one SKUB to bring them all and in the darkness bind them | |||
SKUB sounds like the hair around your *ahem* little chap. | |||
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<s> SKUB IS FUCKING GREAT FUCK YOU </s> no u | |||
A scenario: a normal person browses the internet and finds this page. The think something along the lines of, "What the fuck is wrong with these people?" and leave. that or GET AN OPINION ON FUCKING SKUB | |||
SKUB SUCKS, S'TRUTH. | |||
I injected <s>unrefined Skub</s> <s>CANCER</s> SKUB into my testicles. {{BLAM|'''*BLAM!*'''}} ULTRA HERESY! | |||
REAL QUESTION! | |||
IT IS SKUB TUESDAY OR SKUB FRIDAY? | |||
- Absolutly not Rogal Dorn | |||
THIS STATEMENT IS <s>SKUB</s> <s>terrible</s> <s>awesome</s> <s>controversial</s> <s>false</s> true. | |||
{{Topquote|SKUB FUCKING SUCKS|TSUN SUE}} | |||
crocs are made of skub | |||
Matt Ward loves skub! | |||
Skub caused 2020. | |||
{{Topquote|I put skub on my dick!|[[/d/|Slaaneshi cultist]]}} | |||
SKUB IS IMPOSTOR, I SAW HIM VENT! | |||
No way, Skub was doing tasks in the medbay | |||
No, you're wrong! Skub is sus! | |||
good enough for me I vote | |||
<s>White</s> EVIL TRAITOR votes skub is sus, so do <s>red, blue, and cyan</s> EVIL, VILE TERRORISTS. <s>Black</s> OUR GLORIOUS IMPOSTER OF THE VENT and OUR DEAREST LEADER skub both vote that <s>white</s> EVIL TRAITOR is sus. | |||
Skub gets ejected off the map. | |||
(skub still bad tho) | |||
[[Star Wars|SKUB IS EMPEROR PALPATINE!]] | |||
I have to say that I enjoy Skub. Greetings | |||
'''''HOW DARE YOU! YOU ARE A VILE TRAITOR TO HUMANITY! SKUB IS EVIL!''''' | |||
'''REAL QUESTION! IT IS SKUB TUESDAY OR SKUB FRIDAY?''' | |||
What do you mean? It is Skub EVERY DAY! HAIL THE GLORIOUS SKUB! | |||
Tomorrow is Skub day, and nobody's as excited as I am! | |||
* I am! | |||
The skub revolution is today! Or yesterday. I forget. Fight for skub, remember the skub. Skub is life. Skub is love. | |||
IF IT’S BIOMASS IM EATING IT | |||
Skub2024. | |||
Somehow, Skub has returned. | |||
I have no idea what just happened, but I have just one thing to say. FUCK SKUB | |||
They've put Skub in the water and it's turning the frogs gay. [[Skub|This could both be good or bad.]] | |||
<s>Skub...skub never changes...</s> Yes it does, it becomes more and more filthy shit | |||
I came across Skub once and now I'm gay. | |||
"Why are you gey?" | |||
"Who said i am gey?" | |||
"YOU ARE GEY, and you are SKUB-transgenda, and you are... lesbian? Homosexual? How should i describe you?" | |||
Skub is Okay. | |||
==But really, what is it?== | |||
You aren't sure? IT IS <s>SKUB THE GLORIOUS SKUBNISSIAH</s> <s>THE FUCKING WORST PIECE OF SHIT</s> truly spectacular. It's a <s>good</s> <s>terrible</s> <s>okay</s> <s>interesting</s> <s>shitty, fucking terrible</s> amazing substance. People fight over it <s>for no earthly reason</s> because it's <s>great!</s> <s>terrible!</s> <s>okay</s> <s>horrific</s> <s>Exceptional</s> <s>SHIT</s> Fabulous. It <s>sucks!</s> is <s>decent</s> <s>mediocre</s> <s>atrocious</s> <s>TOTAL SHIT</s> <s>INCREDIBLY AWESOME</s> very [[:Category:Argument bait|skubby]]. | |||
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==No, but what is it, really?== | |||
Fine, we'll tell you. It's used to refer to [[Age of Sigmar|most]] [[Warhammer: The Old World|anything]] [[SJW|that]] [[/pol/|is]] [[Tau|extremely]] [[Gav Thorpe|controversial]]. It's original purpose is unknown, but what is know is that it causes some [[Skub#The Arguments|minor debates]]. In practice, it's more of an abstract concept than an actual thing. | |||
== External Links == | |||
[https://www.ikea.com/us/en/cat/skubb-series-12555/ Now you can decorate your home with the fanciest SKUB!] | |||
== Gallery == | |||
<center><gallery> | |||
File:Skub.GIF| <s>IT</s> <s>SHIT</s> <s>Literal Gold</s> anus unguent | |||
File:Proskub.png| <s>SKUB</s> <s>EVIL FOOLS</s> Your <s>Betters</s> Inferiors | |||
File:Antiskub.png| <s>NO SKUB</s> <s>GLORIOUS COMBATANTS</s> Misguided brainlets. | |||
File:Skubb.png| Organize your Skub. | |||
</gallery></center> |
Latest revision as of 11:17, 22 June 2023
This article or section is about a topic that is particularly prone to Skub (that is, really loud and/or stupid arguments). Edit at your own risk, and read with a grain of salt, as skubby subjects have a bad habit of causing stupid, even in neutrals trying to summarize the situation. |
SKUB is a fictional substance of unclear purpose created by webcomic The Perry Bible Fellowship (It's actually a real thing, we call it Marmite in Britain). The comic features "Pro-SKUB" and "Anti-SKUB" characters fighting each other over their SKUB affiliation. It is never explained why SKUB incites such violence, and thus SKUB has become synonymous with things that cause unnecessary rage and difference of opinion for mundane very important things; for instance, Warhammer 40,000 and WARMACHINE are often referred to as SKUBHAMMER and SKUBMACHINE.
Politics (and religion (and sports (and history))) is often thought to be SKUB for grown up, respectable normal people.
The Arguments[edit]
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It's good It's Great It's Ok SKUB POISONED THE WATER SUPPLY AND BURNT OUR CROPS! SKUB DID NOTHING WRONG!
I THE GREAT TROUBLETWIST DECLARE SKUB TO BE DELICIOUS!
FUCK SKUB. SKUB FOR LIFE (if you can call it a life, you filthy SKUB user.)
SKUB KILLED MY SISTER AND TURNED HER CORPSE INTO A GIANT FUCKING MONSTER. THAT'S BECAUSE YOUR SISTER WAS A HERETIC THAT DIDN'T BELIEVE IN SKUB.
SKUB WILL BRING US THE SALVATION! TO EMBRACE SKUB IS TO EMBRACE DEATH (Death is the only constant in the world, embrace it's inevitability and live your life how you wish, for the glory of Skub)
PRAISE BE TO SKUB! SKUB FOR THE SKUB GOD! Beware the heresies of false gods! SKUB will lead thee unto temptation!*BLAM! HERESY* Oh you, stop that.
SKUB is SKUB and nothing will change that. While this is technically correct, it is also extremely misleading. Calling the virus bombing of inquisition-approved, emperor-fearing civilian quarters a 'bombing like any other' is technically correct, but it more accurately could be called *FUCKING HERESY*, similar to how calling SKUB a *FUCKING DISGRACE* is more accurate. At least more accurate than blinding throwing a dart at a moving dartboard in high winds, but you still miss the glory of Skub as much as you would the dart board.
Fuck this shite im out NO! SKUB BEST SKUB IZ MOST MALEVOLENT PLAGUE-SKUM
>Still arguing over SKUB.
Hey... won't you believe in it? That... even if there is no God or Buddha... there is SKUB. (Until we destroy it all, SKUB SHALL FALL TO THE MIGHTY HANDS OF CORAX!) *BLAM!* *BLAM!* *BLAM!* *BLAM! STOP IN THE NAME OF THE LAW, CRIMINAL SKUB!*
*BLAM! THAT'S DOUBLE HERESY!*
Kaldor Draigo will save us from SKUB! LIES. HE IS THE AVATAR OF SKUB. (Not sure that's a good thing) Nothing involving Kaldor Draigo can possibly be good for anyone. Even for Kaldor Draigo.
LOUD NOISES!!!!! Please do not scream, it agitates the SKUBLORD. FUCK THE SKUBLORD!
DEATH TO MEPHISTON, LORD OF SKUB, DON`T FALL TO LIES OF SKUB. IT WILL BRING DEATH!! Matt Ward HAS NOW WRITTEN SKUB INTO IT'S 5TH EDITION, WHERE IT IS NOW YOUR SPIRITUAL LIEGE! According to approximately 75,685 passages in the Book of Judgement, if the year were 41,105 AD you would have precisely 4,308 death sentences to your name.
Wait, if Matt Ward wrote SKUB into something, isn't that automatically a strike against it? for it MATT WARD IS THE SKUBLORD, IT EVEN RHYMES
SKUB IS DELICIOUS, AND PURPORTEDLY TASTES GOOD ON TOAST LIES AND HERESY, SKUB IS CARCINOGENIC AND TASTES LIKE SHIT
I think SKUB tastes like SKUB. I have no words for whatever chaos spawn could commit such well worded heres-- IOGPPEPCKKSPPEPPKDKA *BLAM* CAN WE GET CLEAN UP!
SKUB smells of oxygen (HURR DURR) SKUB smells are the smells of heaven! >You're never going to heaven, how do you know what it smells like?
Can't we all just sit down and talk about this? FUCK YOU SKUB FOR LIFE!
The Imperium lives to serve SKUB BULLSHIT!!! The Imperium finds SKUB and KILLS IT WITH FIRE (when avaliable)
Essentially marmite. fuk marmite real men go for vegemite A True, Strong and Healthy Anglo-Saxon would accept nothing less than Bovril WHOLESOME BLOODY SKUB on his toast.
Pro SKUB Anti SKUB Pro SKUB Anti SKUB Pro SKUB Anti SKUB Pro SKUB Anti SKUB Pro SKUB Anti SKUB Pro SKUB Anti SKUB
Pro SKUB Anti SKUB Pro SKUB Anti SKUB Pro SKUB Anti SKUB Pro SKUB Anti SKUB PRO SKUB!! Nope, anti SKUB. Nope.avi, #SKUBISLIFE
Fuck yo-SKUB FOR LIFE-u, you nasty SKUB user GOD.
Just As Planned. SKUB users can't plan for shit.
ALL PRAISE BE TO SKUB!!! SKUB IS A GLORIOUS GIFT GIVEN TO MAN BY GOD!!! don't be so bloody ridiculous SKUB FUCKIN SUCKS
SKUB is all right, I guess... No, it isn't. Yes, it is. Skub is the fucking greatest, go hide in your metal SKUB box.
What about guys who are neutral on SKUB personally... fuck 'em, indecisive bastards. Such men don't exist HAVING AN OPINION ON SKUB IS MANDATORY!
SKUB IS LOVE SKUB IS LIFE
SKUB IS HATE SKUB IS DEATH But that's heresy! *BLAM*'
on a side note, this is great once you get into it http://1d4chan.org/wiki/File:Slaanesh's_sacrifice.pdf
(^^^this is pretty good^^^)
Skrub feels great if you stick your dick In it *BLAM**BLAM**BLAM* '''WHO THE FUCK LET A SLANNESHI CULTIST IN'''!
ALL HAIL SKUB!!! ALL HAIL SKUB!!! SKUB IS FOR SKRUBS.
I HAVE A VERY STRONG OPINION ON THE SUBJECT OF SKUB
YOU'RE ALL HERETICS AND DESERVED TO BE PURGED!*BLAM*' *BLAM*'*BLAM*' (The Commissar uses SKUB too)
What the fuck is SKUB?*BLAM* That's double heresey!
More like hearsay amirite?*BLAM*'
SKUB, like Hershey HERESY, tastes delicious SHITTY!
SKUB FOR THE SKUB GOD!!! CHEESE FOR THE CHEESE THRONE!!!
SKUB? Get that away from me or I'm calling the Coast Guard *BLAM*'
Fact: A lack of SKUB in your life can cause you to turn into a Chaos Spawn-OH FUCK NOOOOOOOOGLARBABLAHBALHABALAHHBLBLBLBL... *BLAM*' 'DAMN'!
IT WILL BE MY FINEST SPREADABLE, THIS SKUB WHO GIVES OF ITSELF TO ME.
LIKE MARMITE I WILL MAKE IT DECISIVE AND IN THE FURNACE OF /tg/ FORGE IT.
IT WILL BE OF LEMON TANGINESS AND MELT-IN-YOUR-MOUTH GOODNESS.
IN GREAT MARKETING SHALL I CLAD IT AND WITH THE MIGHTIEST OF VARIANT FLAVOURS IT WILL BE ARMED.
IT WILL BE UNTOUCHED BY ALLERGIES AND INSECT BITS, NO SICKNESS WILL BLIGHT UPON IT.
IT WILL HAVE FLAVOUR, ADDICTIVITY AND MAMA'S-HOME-COOKED FEELING SO THAT NO FOE WILL BEST IT IN SALES.
IT IS MY BULWARK AGAINST ANTI-SKUBS.
IT IS MY DEFENDER OF PRO-SKUBS.
IT IS MY SKUB AND IT'S SUPPORTERS SHALL KNOW NO COUNTER-ARGUMENTS.
~The God-Emperor of Mankind On the creation of SKUB.
SKUB IS DISGUSTING GOO.
>2017
>still not using SKUB IS MY FAVORITE ACTIVITY. PRAISE YOU ALMIGHTY SKUB
WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS AND WHY AM I SCARED!!!!???
2017 and you anti-SKUB bigots are still out there spreadig LIES about SKUB SKUB IS DEGENERATE AND YOU KNOW IT!!!
SKUB IS AMAZING AND USING IT AS A SKIN OINTMENT IS PROVEN TO GRANT ETERNAL LIFE AND EXFOLIATE LIKE NO OTHER!!!
SKUB is the fifth Chaos God.
SKUB is truly a unholy substance,and the above is heretical twaddle. Heed it at your own peril. LIES, SKUB IS THE EMPRAHS SPREADABLE OF CHOICE. The Emperor had SKUB for breakfast before he fought Horus! Look where he is now! If he hadn't had SKUB for breakfast, he would have won the Horus Heresy!
In the end, there is only SKUB.
Funfact: Menoth and the Devourer Wurm are fighting over a pot of SKUB. It's just that good bad Good BAD SKUB.
I have such faith in humanity SKUB humanity SKUB SKUBmanity nothing everything Nietzsche's way of thinking. The ability of people all sapient beings to argue endlessly over the pettiest greatest bullshit. SKUB
^ Disregard the above implication. Muh middleman fallacy. You can only be pro-SKUB or anti-SKUB. No in between. No sidelines.
- So which are you then, eh?
Filthy neutrals get OFF OUR PAGE REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE Stop that autistic screeching at once
- This, only filthy SKUB users screech like that.
SKUB is great, fuck you.
SKUBBARY Execution (skub limbo)
SKARBRAND HATES SKUB
SKUB is so great the tyranids came to this galaxy to harness its powers tightness. All hail Cypher the true Warmaster! Codename Greatness
Snap selfies of the tyranid queen is the reason for such heresy and heredity
One must be enlightened to the Greater Good (The Greater Good) and it's message of harmony between Scub and Anti-Scub join me brothers and siste- *BLAM* DAMN TAU SCUM!
You anti-scub fuckers squander the greatest thing in the universe
If you like it so much, at least spell the goddamn name right, you ass-backwards SKUB-lover.
SKUBPRIDE WORLDWIDE
SKUBPRIDE WORLDWIDE
SKUBPRIDE WORLDWIDE
SKUBPRIDE WORLDWIDE
Sly Marbo sneakily takes your SKUB and proceeds to defecate all over it.
SKUB caused my forge world to get taken blown up by the forces of Nurgle.
Pro-SKUB and anti-SKUB need to shut the fuck up OR ELSE. In the grim darkness of the far future, there is only SKUB.
You guys know SKUB is actually Orc snot,right? AN' WUT DA ZOG IS RONG WIFF DAT? BEIN' ORKY ONLY MAKEZ IT BETTAH, YA GRETCHIN GIT
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Democracy at its finest!.
- What pro-SKUB say:
- What Anti-SKUB say:
- What they have in Common:Rage
Both Pro-SKUB and Anti-SKUB need to shut the fuck up. STFU CENTRIST FAG. SKUB!!!!
I have found the solution to this terrible civil war of SKUB and Anti SKUB and it is! Oh wait I don't feel very good *One of the One half culled by Thanos* IT ONLY CULLED HALF OF EACH
SKUB ain't that bad. OBJECTIVELY WRONG OPINION.
FUCK SKUB AND FUCK YOU
SKUB IS THE BEST AND YOU CANT CHANGE MY MINE YA CAHNTS
SKUB is very good Bad. Who knew?
The SKUB will be here forever and always. The SKUB sees. The SKUB knows. The SKUB protects.
Lmao it's 2018 almost 2019 and Im sitting here wondering about the elections. *BLAM! HERESY*
It is 2019 and I'm sitting here wondering about the SKUB
Elections bad, SKUB also badgreat, ya bunch of animals
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH, FUCK YOUME SKUB LOVERS.
Who cares about SKUB let's talk about knees and vents.lets not.
FUCK YOURSELF CENTRIST SCUM SKUB FOR LIFE
MATTHEW WARDS USES SKUB, LOOK HOW AWESOME SHIT HE IS!
I prefer SKUB Lite
Is this SKUB eco-friendly?
No, SKUB is an environmentally effective memetic toxin which kills baby seals and dancing penguin chicks by the mere act of coming into their awareness. They will also instantly develop the cognitive capacity to understand what SKUB is just a fraction of time for said SKUB to obliterate their minds. SKUB doesn't just kill nature, it causes it existential horror. Still not sure if this is pro or anti SKUB propaganda
Want a SKUB cranberry?
IT GOT REPLACED WITH SKUB WINTER SPICE CRANBERRY AND NOW IT FUCKING SUCKS
Also SKUB "Lite" is why the pun fa/tg/uys is actually descriptive.
No-one knows what SKUB truly is, nor any of it's lite or diet or whatever the Holy Thyroid Glands. So, by order of The Ordo Hereticus and the supreme athority of He-Who-Rules-On-Terra any further posts about this shall be executed by the Adeptus Arbites or/and Orgyns. So SHUT IT
scub. more like. sbub. hahahahah
Quick side note: SKUB is what /ppl/acks use to start twitter flame wars. Even when it looks like they had nothing to do with it, it was them.;)
SKUB is my favourite anal lubricant. *BLAM*'
PLEASE SKUB MY ASSHOLEE!!11 HERESEY!
SKUBBING an asshole can cause severe anal warts. IMMUTABLE JOY Please SKUB responsibly EVERY CHANCE YOU GET.
Oh, is that what those weird warts WONDERFUL PLEASANT SENSATIONS are?
From the moment I learned the weakness of my flesh SKUB, it disgusted me. I sought strength and certainty in steel SKUB. I aspired to become one with the blessed SKUBmachine SKUB. Your kind cling to your flesh like a temple SKUB, as if it will not ultimately decay and fail you. One day, the crude SKUB biomass SKUB will fail you, and you will beg my SKUBbots SKUB* kind to save you. But I am already saved SKUB incarnate. For the machine SKUB is eternal.
Even in death I serve the SKUBNISSIAH ANTI SKUB INQUISITION SKUB!
BaaaaAck when I was yer age, I hed erectil disfunctionun HERESY, ser I took SKUB.
Did it work, grandpa?
Yes No Yes No Shuddup Johnny I killed yer fer a reasin, ya anti-SKUB scum No Yes
I'm sick of IN LOVE WITH all this "Masterwork Marmite" bullshit going on in the D20 system right now. SKUB deserves much better worse better than that.
Can we settle this peacefully? NO! Obviously SKUB is the BEST [needs citation]
Brennan sent me here. BRENNAN IS A FILTHY SKUB USER!
Oh the fucking anti-SKUB mongs are at it again.YOU SHUT YOUR WHORE MOUTH YOU SPREAD BREATHER!
SKUB advocates should be sectioned commended
You know... if SKUB didn't exist... would we have any war? What if SKUB is the reason Japan bombed those poor Pearl Harborists? What if that once prince who died and started World War One died because he liked SKUB? What if that one Aztec war was because... SKUB? What if the Great Crusade was because of SKUB? What if SKUB was the reason behind... everything? Ahhh, whatever, fuck it. SKUB for life. War forever. *BLAM*' HOW DARE YOU QUESTION THE EXISTENCE OF OUR BELOVED SKUB, HERETIC!
Deep, man. *BLAM*'
Fuck philosophy SKUB MY FACE.
Okay daddy~ *BLAM*' HERESEY!
Let the Edit Wars begin! And may the games FUCKING SKUB (HELL YEAH) be ever in your favour.
I'm pro anti-SKUB, but I'm also anti pro-SKUB. YOU ARE ONLY SKUB!
SKUB is The Emperor, Anti-SKUB is Chaos. (Make of this what you will) SKUB, SKUB never changes
Eat SKUB Mothafuckas!
If any of you faggots deletes, strikethroughs, etc. this text, I'm gonna fucking delete THE WHOLE FUCKING PAGE. SKUB
I edited this page and all I got was this SKUB... SKUB FOREVER!
Skumb deserve death THE HERETIC SPREADS LIES! UNLIKE OUR GOD EMPEROR, WHO ONLY SPREADS THE DELICIOUS FLAVOR AND TEXTURE OF SKUB THROUGHOUT THE GALAXY
'In the most ancient time there was a war between but just two factions of such vastness raging through out the Galaxy it causes all the combined current violent exertions all the living PRO-SKUB , the undead machines ANTI-SKUB and, neverborn spawn of the warp FILTHY SKUB-CENTRISTS to hide it's their collective face away with great shame PRIDE and say,
"We are but the trifling squabble of uncommitted, convictionless children. No longer can we proudly claim to be the harrowing madness of intractable conflict SKUB FOR LIFE"
WarSKUB has a memory both honest and longer than even the lifespan of species and it remembers the greatest of all calamities ever to cause thinking minds to seek to obliterate any who harbored disagreement.
Yes, War SKUB remembers when it was first born in the Galaxy and in only one tale of the ancient times is it mention just one time in passing and the few who know of even that think it to be a lie delcious treat.
For when the C'tan called the Deceiver SKUB told the Silent King SKUB they had once fought the Old Ones and lost WON LIKE A BOSS he spoke of an event so real, so profound SKUBBY in it's effect that even he was obligated to not lie of its occurance.....
That war was the first war in our galaxy, when the Even Older Old OnesSKUB and Original C'tan SKUB became embroiled in the Irreconcilable completely rational Disagreement on the nature of SKUB.
Where the Deceiver lied was who was for it & who was against it.' HE WAS OBVIOUSLY FOR SKUB!
- Opening chapter of The Occulted History of the Great Sundering of SKUB
SKUB gave birth to all baby boomers, millenials and autisti-- I mean, gen-z children.
Abadoo caused the Rift when he opened a jar of SKUB, just sayin LIE LIES LIES, ALL LIES! SKUB IS IN YOUR BEST INTEREST! PRAISE SKUB!
One Skub to rule them all. NO SKUB RULES. EVER. SKUB RULES THEM ALL!
I AM SKUB ETERNAL!!! ALL HERETICS MAY BOW DOWN TO ME AND BE ENDED MERCIFULLY. ANY OTHER HERETICS WILL BE WIPED FROM EXISTENCE!
I AM CONFUSED BUT ALSO ANGRY YOU DON'T HAVE ENOUGH SKUB IN YOUR LIFE FUCK YOU ANTI SKUB LIFE hey I choose a side!!!
SKARBRAND HATES LOVES SKUB
Skub is just a fictional substance! Why argue over i- *BLAM!* HERESY!
Skub SARS-CoV-2 caused Corona
Skub is awesome!
SKUB Heresy is the epitome of heresy SKUB. No greater heresy SKUB can exist. It is, as all SKUB Heresy-related products are, pure fucking heresy SKUB.
I find it entertaining that 90% 0 fucking percent of the people on here strike out their own comments to make dumb humor because that's fucking stupid
Please, daddy, *BLAM!* my butthole~
Do you want YOUR daddy to *BLAM!* your butthole? Well try our new product, *BLAM!*-smoothing anal lubricant, for only $666.99. Now with 90% more SKUB! (Note: anal cavities that are not your original anal cavity are not our fault. Your the one who went and fucking put SKUB in your ass. Dumb fuck.) <-- *BLAM!* This entire fucking thing was heresy. The emporer SKUBS his butthole everytime I enter his private torture chamber. Never gets any-- *BLAM! BLAM! BLAM! BLAM! BLAM!* FUCKING DIE, IMPOSTER!
How did you find me?
*BLAM!* WHO THE FUCK SPELLS IT EMPORER, THAT'S HOW I FOUND YOU
You two seems agitated. Would you like a SKUBfulless smoothie?
I ROGAL DORN ENJOY HATE ENJOY HATE ENJOY HATE ENJOY HATE ENJOY HATE ENJOY HATE ENJOY HATE ENJOY HATE HAVE VERY STRONG FEELINGS ON SKUB
SKUB YOU should be squatted IRL! SKUB LIFE!
WHY ARE WE ALL YELLING? CAUSE ITS FUNNY RETARD
You're supposed to be using SKUB while cleaning wargear you retards, ever wonder why the ultramarines are always so shiny? They scrub with SKUB. is that a good thing though
No, it's not.
ABANDON ALL SKUB YE WHO ENTER HERE
Why are we arguing over this? It's just a fictional substance! Or lubricant... shut the fuck up centrist fag and get an opinion on SKUB SKUB sucks and is the best at the same time!
ingredients of SKUB: skub and the souls of the damned
You ever wonder how Tallarn survived that exterminatus? They're avid SKUB users, which is why those normal humans were able to beat the fuck out of a legion of super soldiers.
I do not use SKUB. I use can ol whoop ass far more reliable imo doesn't break when throw it unlike SKUB filled containers.
SKUB goes against is better than the greater good.
I'm torn on the issue. What are the benefits of SKUB?
It is the best and worst thing simultaneously.
I am Rogal Dorn, and the Ultramarines love SKUB. SKUBtastic!
Did that Slaaneshi cultist just say SKUB is a great condom? *BLAM! BLAM! BLAM! BLAM! BLAM!* NO, IT DID NOT! SKUB IS EXTRA HERESY!
GRAET, YA GRETCHIN GIT!
Some poor internet historian is going to see this in the future and say "what the fuck was wrong with these people" or is dead because of a great SKUB war
SKUB is terrible. But it's great for throwing at people.
*BLAM!* her SKUB-filled vag! *BLAM! BLAM! BLAM! BLAM! BLAM! BLAM! BLAM!* Yeah, get back to the grave, Slaaneshi cultist!
Finally figured it out:
SKUB
Wondrous item, rare cursed
SKUB counts as an improvised weapon and does 1d4 poison damage when thrown. It has a range of 500 feet, or 1,000 feet with disadvantage on the attack roll. If ingested, make a DC 15 Constitution saving throw. A creature takes 2d6 poison damage on a failed save, or half as much damage on a successful one.
A creature within 20 feet of SKUB must make a DC 20 Charisma saving throw. On a failed save, the creature is charmed for 30 hours. Roll a d2. On a 1, the creature becomes pro-SKUB for the duration and will attack any creature that it believes to be anti-SKUB or neutral on SKUB. On a 2, the creature becomes anti-skub for the duration and will attack any creature that it believes to be pro-SKUB or neutral on SKUB.
Translation from Black Speech to English:
One SKUB to rule them all, one SKUB to bind them, one SKUB to bring them all and in the darkness bind them
SKUB sounds like the hair around your *ahem* little chap.
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SKUB IS FUCKING GREAT FUCK YOU no u
A scenario: a normal person browses the internet and finds this page. The think something along the lines of, "What the fuck is wrong with these people?" and leave. that or GET AN OPINION ON FUCKING SKUB
SKUB SUCKS, S'TRUTH.
I injected unrefined Skub CANCER SKUB into my testicles. *BLAM!* ULTRA HERESY!
REAL QUESTION! IT IS SKUB TUESDAY OR SKUB FRIDAY? - Absolutly not Rogal Dorn
THIS STATEMENT IS SKUB terrible awesome controversial false true.
"SKUB FUCKING SUCKS"
- – TSUN SUE
crocs are made of skub
Matt Ward loves skub!
Skub caused 2020.
"I put skub on my dick!"
SKUB IS IMPOSTOR, I SAW HIM VENT!
No way, Skub was doing tasks in the medbay
No, you're wrong! Skub is sus!
good enough for me I vote
White EVIL TRAITOR votes skub is sus, so do red, blue, and cyan EVIL, VILE TERRORISTS. Black OUR GLORIOUS IMPOSTER OF THE VENT and OUR DEAREST LEADER skub both vote that white EVIL TRAITOR is sus.
Skub gets ejected off the map.
(skub still bad tho)
I have to say that I enjoy Skub. Greetings
HOW DARE YOU! YOU ARE A VILE TRAITOR TO HUMANITY! SKUB IS EVIL!
REAL QUESTION! IT IS SKUB TUESDAY OR SKUB FRIDAY?
What do you mean? It is Skub EVERY DAY! HAIL THE GLORIOUS SKUB!
Tomorrow is Skub day, and nobody's as excited as I am!
- I am!
The skub revolution is today! Or yesterday. I forget. Fight for skub, remember the skub. Skub is life. Skub is love.
IF IT’S BIOMASS IM EATING IT
Skub2024.
Somehow, Skub has returned.
I have no idea what just happened, but I have just one thing to say. FUCK SKUB
They've put Skub in the water and it's turning the frogs gay. This could both be good or bad.
Skub...skub never changes... Yes it does, it becomes more and more filthy shit
I came across Skub once and now I'm gay.
"Why are you gey?" "Who said i am gey?" "YOU ARE GEY, and you are SKUB-transgenda, and you are... lesbian? Homosexual? How should i describe you?"
Skub is Okay.
But really, what is it?[edit]
You aren't sure? IT IS SKUB THE GLORIOUS SKUBNISSIAH THE FUCKING WORST PIECE OF SHIT truly spectacular. It's a good terrible okay interesting shitty, fucking terrible amazing substance. People fight over it for no earthly reason because it's great! terrible! okay horrific Exceptional SHIT Fabulous. It sucks! is decent mediocre atrocious TOTAL SHIT INCREDIBLY AWESOME very skubby.
No, but what is it, really?[edit]
Fine, we'll tell you. It's used to refer to most anything that is extremely controversial. It's original purpose is unknown, but what is know is that it causes some minor debates. In practice, it's more of an abstract concept than an actual thing.
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Organize your Skub.