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[[Category:Meme]]
{{Topquote|'''I'M A SHAAAARK! I'M A SHAAAAAAAAAARK! SUUUUCK MY DIIIIICK, I'M A SHAAAARK!'''|The [[meme]] about sharks}}
'''Sharks''' (Selachimorpha) are a clade of cartilaginous fish which contains over 1,000 extant species. These range from the 20cm long Dwarf Lanternshark to the 18 meter long Whale Shark.


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Warning: self-appointed commissars of /tg/ consider anthropomorphic sharks to be [[furry#scalies|scalies]]. If you think sharks with breasts are awesome, you may be charged with being a [[heresy|heretic]].


{|border=0
If you think they are JAWSOME, please report to the nearest gulag for horrendous torture and eventual execution for the unforgivable act of bad punnery.
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|'''I'M A SHAAAARK''' || '''I'M A SHAAAAAAAAAARK'''
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|'''SUUUUCK MY DIIIIICK''' || '''I'M A SHAAAARK'''
|}


==Sharks in Dungeons & Dragons==
Almost never. Instead you had the [[Bulette]], or land-shark, which looked like a streamlined armadillo and could move through solid ground at about half the speed your characters could run; or the [[Sahuagin]], which were basically [[awesome|anthropomorphic shark barbarians with tridents and crossbows]] (see also below).


Note: some of the most fanatical furry-haters in their infinite wisdom consider anthropomorphic sharks to be [[furry#scalies|scalies]]. If you think sharks with hands are jawsome, those men can mistake you for a [[heresy|heretic]].
==Sharks in Warhammer 40K==
[[Saharduin]], the walking-shark soldiers that were briefly mentioned in a miniatures catalog decades ago. If you bring up Saharduin now, it will spark a [[monstergirl|sharkgirl]] image dump.


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==Gallery==
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Image:Shark.jpg
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Image:Arachnoshark.jpg
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File:THREEHEADEDMONSTROSITY.jpg
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Latest revision as of 11:04, 22 June 2023

"I'M A SHAAAARK! I'M A SHAAAAAAAAAARK! SUUUUCK MY DIIIIICK, I'M A SHAAAARK!"

– The meme about sharks

Sharks (Selachimorpha) are a clade of cartilaginous fish which contains over 1,000 extant species. These range from the 20cm long Dwarf Lanternshark to the 18 meter long Whale Shark.

Warning: self-appointed commissars of /tg/ consider anthropomorphic sharks to be scalies. If you think sharks with breasts are awesome, you may be charged with being a heretic.

If you think they are JAWSOME, please report to the nearest gulag for horrendous torture and eventual execution for the unforgivable act of bad punnery.

Sharks in Dungeons & Dragons[edit]

Almost never. Instead you had the Bulette, or land-shark, which looked like a streamlined armadillo and could move through solid ground at about half the speed your characters could run; or the Sahuagin, which were basically anthropomorphic shark barbarians with tridents and crossbows (see also below).

Sharks in Warhammer 40K[edit]

Saharduin, the walking-shark soldiers that were briefly mentioned in a miniatures catalog decades ago. If you bring up Saharduin now, it will spark a sharkgirl image dump.

Gallery[edit]

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