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{{Topquote|Step 1: Draw a cheese wedge. Step 2: Add details.|How to draw a Sergal}}
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For the Vilous Wiki, the entire Wiki about Sergals and the world setting they come from, see the link at the bottom of the page.  Strangely enough for a wiki about all things /tg/, this article is mostly about sergals on /tg/.


[[Image:sergal_references.jpg|thumb|A Sergal]]
Sergals are a very strange species made by a very strange Japanese furry named Trancy Mick (or "Mick39" these days). She gave them a number of nonstandard biological features, including huge ripping "molars" like shark teeth, a pointed, angled snout, breastless females, a raptor-like posture.


[[Image:Sergal_(20).jpg|thumb|Two Northern Sergals take on a Southern Sergal.]]
Stereotypical sergals enjoy murder, violence, cannibalism, and invoking fear in their enemies.  In some depictions they [[Rape|don't even understand the concept of consent]].  The most popular Sergal, and also the reason why sergals are stereotyped that way, is General Rain Silves, recognized by her yellow eyes marked with streaks of blood, and her forked tongue. She eats babies. More recent art of Rain has showed a spiraling descent into madness, drunk with her increasingly powerful and extreme [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Thing_(film) shape-shifting abilities]. Many artist like to draw her with Pyramid Head due to their similarities, sometimes even having her rape him. <s>At this rate, she'll ascend into godhood, like the Lovecraft version of Hercules.</s>  Actually, she got overthrown by one of her kids and died of old age in a mental institution after becoming horribly obese and turning completely white.


Sergals are a very strange species made by a very strange Japanese furry. He gave them a number of nonstandard biological features, including huge ripping "molars" like shark teeth, a pointed, angled snout, breastless females, a raptor-like posture, and most infamously, a tongue-like clitoral hood. 4chan found them and immediately determined its true purpose: '''raping.''' This caught on in 4chan and spread across the internet, causing distress to the original artist. He responded by removing it in subsequent illustrations, and even giving the females breasts, which only made them more furry. Perhaps realizing there was no winning, he gave up and returned them to their original design. He has stated in hilariously broken English that the clit-hood-tongue is used to "guide the penis." Reading his thoughts on this (or any) subject is described as both horrible and strangely fascinating.
Canonical sergals are actually generally good people and usually only go evil if influenced by a charismatic leader like Rain, who was a mutant and sexual deviant who went through an abusive childhood. They are rather simpleminded and tend to lack strong emotional connections and generally do not hold grudges or feel jealousy. They are very religious and are easily influenced by their environment. Their critical thinking skills are weak, but make up for it a near sixth sense level of intuition that gives them an advantage dealing with nature and the supernatural.
 
Sergals enjoy murder, torture, slavery, and consensual heterosexual sex in the missionary position for the sole purpose of procreation. The most popular Sergal is General Rain Silves, recognized by her yellow eyes marked with streaks of blood. She eats babies. More recent art of Rain has showed a spiraling descent into madness, drunk with her increasingly powerful and extreme [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Thing_(film) shape-shifting abilities.]At this rate, she'll ascend into godhood, like the Lovecraft version of Hercules.
 
Sergals are a contentious subject, as are all things covered in more hair than a neckbeard. Fa/tg/uys have a love/hate relationship with these creatures. Detractors argue that Sergals are too furry, and that their role of "horrible brutal rape monster" is already filled by gnolls. Such arguments typically collapse into further arguments about whether gnolls, kobolds, dragonborn and even dorfs are also too furry. On quiet nights, the non-troll Sergal thread is created, seeking to create a full set of fluff for them. At the same time, troll threads are about as common but when they occur, they are often spammed and many are created at once. This creates a positive feedback loop, where sergal troll threads are created in an [[Derp|effort]] to [[/b/|counter]] the number of sergal troll threads.
 
Most of the legitimate Sergal-statting threads have been made and have discussed everything there is to discuss, and the same few anons that made their stats and pages are now working on a [[The Unified Setting for /tg/|Unified Setting]] for /tg/ that is basically a fantasy setting containing a lot of /tg/'s original content as well as helping other races get statted and/or helping fledgeling projects and otherwise [[/tg/ gets shit done|getting shit done]] for /tg/.
 
Sergals have been statted for D&D 4e, D&D 3.5e, ''GURPS'', and ''Dark Heresy''. Sort-of-recent examples of some of these can be found on this page somewhere maybe. A mod created for [[Dwarf Fortress|Dorf Fort]] has been made available that includes them into the game.  The mod can be found [http://dffd.wimbli.com/file.php?id=703 here.]
 
A set of Commissar Sergal pictures exist, expertly crafted for trolling [[Warhammer_40,000|war hams]].
 
Sergals make effective [[skub]] due to disagreements over their furry/not-furry nature, and are one of the creatures parodied by [[Doobies]], the other being [[Cutebolds]].


Sergals are a contentious subject, with the furry crowd clamoring for them and the majority of /tg/ doing their utmost to flame them away.
Most of the 'legitimate' Sergal-statting threads have been made and have discussed everything there is to discuss, and the same few anons that made their stats and pages are now working on a [[The Unified Setting for /tg/|Unified Setting]] for /tg/ that is basically a fantasy setting containing a lot of /tg/'s original content as well as helping other races get statted and/or helping fledgeling projects and otherwise [[/tg/ gets shit done|getting shit done]] for /tg/.
Sergals have been statted for D&D 5e, D&D 4e, D&D 3.5e, ''GURPS'', and ''Dark Heresy''. Sort-of-recent examples of some of these can be found on this page somewhere maybe. A [http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=97516.0 mod] created for [[Dwarf Fortress|Dorf Fort]] has been made available that includes them into the game. 
The most well-known Sergal on /tg/ apart from Rain is John, the female sergal from [[Joan's Not Entirely Ideal Life|Joanquest]].
The most well-known Sergal on /tg/ apart from Rain is John, the female sergal from [[Joan's Not Entirely Ideal Life|Joanquest]].


===Unified Setting Fluff for Sergals===
<s>TL;DR: the only furry creature that doesn't suck furred nuts.</s> {{BLAM}} {{BLAM|Heresy! Do not suffer the furry to live even if they don't suck my furred sergal nuts!}}
[[Sergal Fluff|You can find it here.]]
 
==External Links==
*[http://www.furaffinity.net/user/mick39 The original artist's Fur Affinity page.]
 
==Gallery==
==Gallery==
{{Cg|Sergal|center|<gallery>
<gallery>
Image:MUCKING_ABOUT.png|John is MUCKING ABOUT!
Image:MUCKING_ABOUT.png|John is MUCKING ABOUT!
Image:Sergal_Commissar_(1).jpg
Image:Sergal_Commissar_(1).jpg|The Irony...
Image:SergalProfile.jpg
Image:SergalProfile.jpg
Image:Sergal_pup.png|Awwwwwww...
</gallery>|<gallery>
Image:Sergal_(23).jpg|My halfplate brings all the smiths to the yard.
Image:Sergal_(23).jpg|My halfplate brings all the smiths to the yard.
Image:Sergal_(2).png|Nothing like a nice, refreshing bloodbath.
Image:Sergal_(2).png|Nothing like a nice, refreshing bloodbath.
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Image:Sergal_(7).png
Image:Sergal_(8).jpg
Image:Sergal_(8).jpg
Image:Sergal_(9).jpg
Image:Sergal_(10).jpg
Image:Sergal_(11).jpg|what is this i dont even
Image:Sergal_(12).jpg|"Your breath smells like blood. That is so hot."
Image:Sergal_(13).jpg|They look so peaceful when they sleep
Image:Sergal_(14).jpg|Rain used to just change size before changing shape.
Image:Sergal_(14).jpg|Rain used to just change size before changing shape.
Image:Sergal_(16).jpg|Say what you like, but their armor is bitchin'
Image:Sergal_(16).jpg|Say what you like, but their armor is bitchin'
Image:Sergal_(17).png
Image:Sergal_(17).png
Image:Sergal_(18).png|sees something it likes
Image:Sergal_(19).jpg
Image:Sergal_(19).jpg
Image:Sergal_(20).jpg|Double penetration
Image:Sergal_(21).jpg
Image:Sergal_(22).jpg
Image:Sergal_(22).jpg
Image:Sergal_(1).jpg|Come on... you want to pet his belly. You know you want to
Image:La13point5.jpg|For 3.5e
Image:Sergal_(24).jpg|This is how it's all began
Image:Gamin sergal.png|Sergal, /tg/ version.
Image:Sergal25.png|A good reference for female ones, note the slightly curvier form than the male at the top of this page.
Image:La13point5.jpg|For 3.5e
Image:Sergal_Page_Final.png|For 4e
Image:Sergal_Page_Final.png|For 4e
</gallery>}}
Image:Fluffy.png|What Rain looked like in her old age.
Image:We_humans.png|What?
</gallery>
 
===See Also===
[[Setting:Unified_Setting/Sergal|Sergals in the Unified Setting]]
 
[[Protogen]]


[[Category:Dungeons & Dragons]]
==External Links==
[[Category:Dungeons & Dragons Races]]
*[http://pastebin.com/f41f31d35 Recent version of the creator's story of Vilous.]
[[Category:Dwarf Fortress]]
*[http://www.vilous.net/wiki/Vilous_Wiki The entire Wiki based on Sergals and their world setting, straight from the mouth of their creator.]
[[Category:Races]]
[[Category:Unified Setting]]
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"Step 1: Draw a cheese wedge. Step 2: Add details."

– How to draw a Sergal

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– The sound that sergals make according to fans, even though they have never done this in canon, or at least before the creator DID make it canon

For the Vilous Wiki, the entire Wiki about Sergals and the world setting they come from, see the link at the bottom of the page. Strangely enough for a wiki about all things /tg/, this article is mostly about sergals on /tg/.

Sergals are a very strange species made by a very strange Japanese furry named Trancy Mick (or "Mick39" these days). She gave them a number of nonstandard biological features, including huge ripping "molars" like shark teeth, a pointed, angled snout, breastless females, a raptor-like posture.

Stereotypical sergals enjoy murder, violence, cannibalism, and invoking fear in their enemies. In some depictions they don't even understand the concept of consent. The most popular Sergal, and also the reason why sergals are stereotyped that way, is General Rain Silves, recognized by her yellow eyes marked with streaks of blood, and her forked tongue. She eats babies. More recent art of Rain has showed a spiraling descent into madness, drunk with her increasingly powerful and extreme shape-shifting abilities. Many artist like to draw her with Pyramid Head due to their similarities, sometimes even having her rape him. At this rate, she'll ascend into godhood, like the Lovecraft version of Hercules. Actually, she got overthrown by one of her kids and died of old age in a mental institution after becoming horribly obese and turning completely white.

Canonical sergals are actually generally good people and usually only go evil if influenced by a charismatic leader like Rain, who was a mutant and sexual deviant who went through an abusive childhood. They are rather simpleminded and tend to lack strong emotional connections and generally do not hold grudges or feel jealousy. They are very religious and are easily influenced by their environment. Their critical thinking skills are weak, but make up for it a near sixth sense level of intuition that gives them an advantage dealing with nature and the supernatural.

Sergals are a contentious subject, with the furry crowd clamoring for them and the majority of /tg/ doing their utmost to flame them away.

Most of the 'legitimate' Sergal-statting threads have been made and have discussed everything there is to discuss, and the same few anons that made their stats and pages are now working on a Unified Setting for /tg/ that is basically a fantasy setting containing a lot of /tg/'s original content as well as helping other races get statted and/or helping fledgeling projects and otherwise getting shit done for /tg/.

Sergals have been statted for D&D 5e, D&D 4e, D&D 3.5e, GURPS, and Dark Heresy. Sort-of-recent examples of some of these can be found on this page somewhere maybe. A mod created for Dorf Fort has been made available that includes them into the game.

The most well-known Sergal on /tg/ apart from Rain is John, the female sergal from Joanquest.

TL;DR: the only furry creature that doesn't suck furred nuts. *BLAM* Heresy! Do not suffer the furry to live even if they don't suck my furred sergal nuts!

Gallery[edit]

  • John is MUCKING ABOUT!

    John is MUCKING ABOUT!

  • The Irony...

    The Irony...

  • My halfplate brings all the smiths to the yard.

    My halfplate brings all the smiths to the yard.

  • Nothing like a nice, refreshing bloodbath.

    Nothing like a nice, refreshing bloodbath.

  • My hat is an Arwing. Your argument is invalid.

    My hat is an Arwing. Your argument is invalid.

  • Sup /tg/

    Sup /tg/

  • Rain used to just change size before changing shape.

    Rain used to just change size before changing shape.

  • Say what you like, but their armor is bitchin'

    Say what you like, but their armor is bitchin'

  • For 3.5e

    For 3.5e

  • For 4e

    For 4e

  • What Rain looked like in her old age.

    What Rain looked like in her old age.

  • What?

    What?

See Also[edit]

Sergals in the Unified Setting

Protogen

External Links[edit]

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