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| [[Image:RebeccaBlack.jpg|right|thumb|Just ''looking'' at her has been known to induce [[Cultist-chan|fury]].]] | |
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| Another of several [[meme]]s that wound up on [[/tg/]] through cross-contamination of [[/b/]] and [[/v/]], Rebecca Black is a fucking horrible singer who did a song called ''Friday'', which can only be described as being akin to subjecting your eardrums to a [[Exterminatus|protracted virus bombing]]. It is so bad, in fact, that it has managed to drive numerous fa/tg/uys into [[Khorne|homicidal frenzies]].
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| This is unusual, for several reasons.
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| /tg/, historically, knows better than to get involved with hate on music groups/artists that suck - and not simply on matters of principle. When /b/ began a hate-campaign against [[Justin Bieber]], for example, /tg/ just rolled its eyes and went about its usual business of [[/tg/ gets shit done|getting shit done]], since the userbase of /tg/, being more intelligent than most, knows that in a few short years, he won't even exist in the back of our memories anymore, self-destructing or simply getting too old to be viable, much as was the case for ''every other fucking useless boy band that came out in the 1990s and early 2000s''. Suffice to say, when /b/tards brought news of this particular singer to /tg/, it brought out a rare level of [[Rage|rage]] [[Matt Ward|that only one man thus far has been able to coax out]].
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| None can quite say why the song (and its singer) is so bad; in fact, the entire work as a whole is a rich trapestry of suckage, kind of like a stack of Codexes by [[Matt Ward]]. Some parts of the work stand out as particularly stupid; the fact that the entire song is done with the aid of a harmonizer and was done by a bunch of rich white people who think this is [[Awesome|akin to Doomrider making a comeback in scope]] likely does volumes for the hate, as does the obvious 13-year-old driving in the video and the song itself being complete and total feces.
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| True to form, however, /tg/ has done its time-honored practice of getting shit done and making win out of fail, when one specific fa/tg/uy noticed something that had previously gone unnoticed by most of the other users of /tg/. And when it had been brought to the attentions of those involved, much laughter and humor came about.
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| ==Daughter of Boreale==
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| [[Image:Baldeale.jpg|thumb|right|WEHLL DAHN, MAH DAUGHTAR!]]
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| The /tg/ meme of Rebecca Black is somewhat different than the simple ones stemming from other boards; /tg/ argues that Rebecca Black is, in fact, the illegitimate daughter of [[Indrick Boreale]]. The similarities in their verbiage is just too hilariously similar to be coincidence. Comparing Boreale's [[Space Marines|SPESS MEHREENS]] and [[Emperor|EMPRAH]] to the lyrics of ''Friday'' certainly strongly suggests it:
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| SEVEHN A.M. WAHKEN UP IN TEH MAHRNING
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| GOTTA BE FRESH GOTTA GO DOWNSTEHRS
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| GOTTA HEV MY BEHWL, GOTTA HEV CEREAHL
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| SEEING EVEHRYTHAN, THE TAHM IS GOHN
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| TICKAHN OHN AND OHN, EVEHRYBAHDY'S [[Communism|RUSSIAN]]
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| GOTTA GEHT DAHWN TO TEH BUHS STAHP
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| GOTTA CATCH MAH BUHS, I SEE MAH FREINDS
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| [[Doomrider|KICKAHN IN TEH FRAUHNT SEAT]]
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| [[FATAL|KICKAHN IN TEH BAHCK SEAT]]
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| GOTTA MAKE MAH MIND UHP
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| WHICH SEAT CAHN I TAKE?!
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| IT'S FRIDEH, FRIDEH
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| GOTTA GET DAHWN ON FRIDEH
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| EVERYBAWHDY'S LOOKAHN FORWAHRD TO TEH WEEKEHND, WEEKHEHND
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| FRIDEH, FRIDEH
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| GETTIN' DAWHN ON FRIDEH
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| EVERYBAWHDY'S LOOKAHN FORWAHRD TO TEH WEEKEHND
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| PAHRTAYAHN PAHRTAYAHN (YAH)
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| PAHRTAYAHN PAHRTAYAHN (YAH)
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| [[Dwarf Fortress|FAHN]],FAHN,FAHN,FAHN
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| LOOKAHN FORWAHRD TO TEH WEEKEHND (FOR THE EMPRAH)
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| 7:45, WE'RE DRIVIN' ON TEH HAHWAY
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| CRUHSEN SO FHAST, I WANT TIME TO FLAYH
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| FAHN, FAHN THINK 'BOUT FAHN
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| YOU KNOW WUT IT IS
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| I GOT DIS, YOU GOT DIS
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| MAH FREHND IS BAH MY RIGHT
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| I GOT DIS, YOU GOT DIS
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| KNOW YOU KNOW
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| [[Doomrider|KICKAHN IN TEH FRAUHNT SEAT]]
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| [[FATAL|KICKAHN IN TEH BAHCK SEAT]]
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| GOTTA MAKE MAH MIND UHP
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| WHICH SEAT CAHN I TEEEAAAAAAAAAKKKKE?!
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| IT'S FRIDEH, FRIDEH
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| GOTTA GET DAHWN ON FRIDEH
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| EVERYBAWHDY'S LOOKAHN FORWAHRD TO TEH WEEKEHND, WEEKHEHND
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| FRIDEH, FRIDEH
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| GETTIN' DAWHN ON FRIDEH
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| EVERYBAWHDY'S LOOKAHN FORWAHRD TO TEH WEEKEHND
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| PAHRTAYAHN PAHRTAYAHN (YAH)
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| PAHRTAYAHN PAHRTAYAHN (YAH)
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| [[Dwarf Fortress|FAHN]],FAHN,FAHN,FAHN
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| LOOKAHN FORWAHRD TO TEH WEEKEHND
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| YESHTERDEH WAS [[Thursday|THURDSDAY]]
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| TOHDEH IT IS FRIDEH, FRIDEH
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| WEH, WEH, WEH, SOH EXSHAITED
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| WE SO EXSHAITED
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| WEH GHONNA HAVE A BALL TODEH
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| TOMMOROH IS [[Saturday|SATURDAY]]
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| AND [[Sunday|SUNDEH]] COMES AFTAHWERDS.
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| I DOH WANT THIS WEEKEHND TO EEEEEHHHNND!
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| *Some of the verses are sung by a fairly competent rapper, but we don't care about that so resume the fail:*
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| IT'S FRIDEH, FRIDEH
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| GOTTA GET DAHWN ON FRIDEH
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| EVERYBAWHDY'S LOOKAHN FORWAHRD TO TEH WEEKEHND, WEEKHEHND
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| FRIDEH, FRIDEH
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| GETTIN' DAWHN ON FRIDEH
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| EVERYBAWHDY'S LOOKAHN FORWAHRD TO TEH WEEKEHND
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| PAHRTAYAHN PAHRTAYAHN (YAH)
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| PAHRTAYAHN PAHRTAYAHN (YAH)
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| [[Dwarf Fortress|FAHN]],FAHN,FAHN,FAHN (YEEEEEAAAAAAAH)
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| LOOKAHN FORWAHRD TO TEH WEEKEHND
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| IT'S FRIDEH, FRIDEH
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| GOTTA GET DAHWN ON FRIDEH
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| EVERYBAWHDY'S LOOKAHN FORWAHRD TO TEH WEEKEHND, WEEKHEHND
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| FRIDEH, FRIDEH
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| GETTIN' DAWHN ON FRIDEH
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| EVERYBAWHDY'S LOOKAHN FORWAHRD TO TEH WEEKEHND
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| PAHRTAYAHN PAHRTAYAHN (YAH)
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| PAHRTAYAHN PAHRTAYAHN (YAH)
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| [[Dwarf Fortress|FAHN]],FAHN,FAHN,FAHN (YEEEEEAAAAAAAH)
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| LOOKAHN FORWAHRD TO TEH WEEKEHND
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| [[Indrick Boreale|FOR THE EMPRAH]]
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| ==Noise Marine?==
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| Another theory is that she is actually a noise marine, making her an androgynous boy, but that's just how Slaanesh rolls. I mean, listening to her ear abortion would be enough to kill a man, so why not weaponize it?
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| Proof is here! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NNCrCJ5FZu0&feature=related
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| ==In Conclusion==
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| The evidence is all-to-clear: Rebecca Black ''is'' Boreale's daughter. WHO HAS FALLEN TO THE CAPRICIOUS WILES OF THE BLASPHEMOUS CHAOS GODS!!!
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| Sadly this fact does not make her not suck ass.
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| ==Links and Such==
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| * [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zzfQwXEqYaI MY HAND IS A DOLPHIN]
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| * <s>[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CD2LRROpph0 The Original Song]</s> Ms.Black finally had enough of the hate.
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| * [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DPVTl9K0lqc The song minus the video.]
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| ==Gallery==
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| <gallery>
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| Image:BlackHanson.jpg|Pic Related.
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| </gallery>
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| [[Category:Meme]][[Category:RAGE]]
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