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'''Nol Pont''' was a particularly angsty [[Half-Elf |piece of shit]] | '''Nol Pont''' was a particularly angsty [[Half-Elf |piece of shit]] blackguard in worship to [[Erythnul]] whose | ||
only redeeming factor was his inexplicable lust for panic and [[Heresy |HERESY!]] towards his own god | only redeeming factor was his inexplicable lust for panic and [[Heresy |HERESY!]] towards his own god | ||
when he led a crusade to the [[Edgy |Citadel of Slaughter]]. <s> | when he led a crusade to the [[Edgy |Citadel of Slaughter]]. But seriously, <s>Erythnul is a lazy shit that does fuck all.</s> he slaughters things at home, what could be better. | ||
== Crusade == | == Crusade == | ||
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would be to [[Heresy |denounce]] his lack of action and launch a small crusade into Pandemonium, which | would be to [[Heresy |denounce]] his lack of action and launch a small crusade into Pandemonium, which | ||
went <s>splendidly.</s> about as expected. | went <s>splendidly.</s> about as expected. | ||
His downfall was less about his conflict with [[Erythnul]] and more a problem with [[FAIL |jumping rivers]] in | His downfall was less about his conflict with [[Erythnul]] and more a problem with traversing Pandemonium | ||
and [[FAIL |jumping rivers]] in | |||
heavy armour. | heavy armour. | ||
Latest revision as of 08:49, 22 June 2023
Nol Pont was a particularly angsty piece of shit blackguard in worship to Erythnul whose
only redeeming factor was his inexplicable lust for panic and HERESY! towards his own god
when he led a crusade to the Citadel of Slaughter. But seriously, Erythnul is a lazy shit that does fuck all. he slaughters things at home, what could be better.
Crusade[edit]
His early days, like most blackguard were spent harassing secular Halflings in the local taverns until one day he seemed to decide Erythnul wasn't being a team player and doing his part with the whole portfolio of slaughter and panic.
Being the heretical little edge lord that he was, he thought the best way of fixing this
would be to denounce his lack of action and launch a small crusade into Pandemonium, which
went splendidly. about as expected.
His downfall was less about his conflict with Erythnul and more a problem with traversing Pandemonium
and jumping rivers in
heavy armour.