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[[Image:METALBOXES.jpg|METAL BOXES!|thumb]]
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Look! Rhinos! RRRRRRHHHHIIIIIIINNNNNOOOSSSSS! Our enemies hide in '''METAL BAWKSES''', DA KOWARDZ! TEH FEWLZ!! We...*Asthma attack* We should take away their METAL BAWKSES!
Look! [[Rhino Transport|Rhinos]]! RRRRRRHHHHIIIIIIINNNNNOOOSSSSS!! Our enemies hide in '''MEHTUL BAWKSES''', DA KOWARDZ! TEH FEWLZ!! We...(asthma) We should take away their MEHTUL BAWKSES!
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[[chaos|...SSSSSINDRRRIIIIIIII!!!]]
[[Sindri Myr|...SSSSSINDRRRIIIIIIII!!!]]


SCOTT MCNEEEEEEEEEEIIIIIIIIIIIL!!!! MIIIIIIGHTY IS HEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
SCOTT MCNEEEEEEEEEEIIIIIIIIIIIL!!!! MIIIIIIGHTY IS HEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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==The METAL BOXES song==
Admittedly [[Chaos]] [[Chaos Lord|Lords]] aren't generally known for their singing skills, especially not frothing loonies like [[Carron]], but oh well. The song "Little Boxes" by Malvina Reynolds would provide an ideal musical accompaniment to Carron screaming the words as loud as his disgusting, mutated lungs will let him.
METAL BOXES on the hillside,
METAL BOXES full of [[Indrick Boreale|Spess]] [[Space Marines|Mehreens]]!
We must crush them 4 teh [[Khorne|BLOOD GOD]],
All the RHINOS must be burned!
There’s a Drop Pod and a Whirlwind
And a Dreadnought and a Predator,
But I’d rather smash the RHINOS,
METAL BOXES DIE TODAY!!!
All the foolish little Spess Mehreens
Think they’re safe in transport vehicles,
Well they’ll find it hard to hide when
THERE’S AN AXE SHOVED IN THEIR BRAINS!!!
All their tactics and their transports
And their STEEL REHN and their FUREH
Cannot stand the power of Chaos,
We shall take their tanks away!
Bash the RHINOS, smash the RHINOS!
I hate them more than anything!
They’re the reason Mummy hates me,
They’re the cause of all my pain!
Just look at me, I’m an ugly mess,
And my voice acting’s hammy,
This whole game is fucking awful,
And the RHINOS caused it all!
METAL BOXES on the hillside,
Destroy them, my minions!
We shall shoot them with our [[Bolter|Bolters]],
We shall tear them into scraps!
They are cowards, they are weaklings,


An offence to the BLOOD GOD!


And they’re made out of adamantium
Note: To see the origin of the voice, check out the Beast Wars television show character Dinobot. When McNeil started to run short on voices to use since he is nearly every character in this game, he had to keep ascribing old voices to new roles.


AND THEY ALL MUST DIE TODAY!!!!!
==Variants==
*Look! [[Raider]]s! RRRRAAAAIDEEEEEEERS! Our enemies hide in '''CARDBOARD BAWKSES''', DA KOWARDS! TEH FEWLZ!
*Look! [[Trukk]]s! TTTRRUKKKKKKKKKKKKKS! Our enemies hide in '''BIT BAWKSES''', DA KOWARDS! TEH FEWLZ!
*Look! [[Devilfish]]es! DEVILFISSSHHHHHEEEZZ! Our enemies hide in '''FISH AND CHIPS BAWSKETS!!''', DA KOWARDS! TEH FEWLZ!
*Look! [[Land Raider]]s! LAAANND RAIDDERS! Our enemies hide in '''HERMETICALLY SEALED AIR TIGHT BAWKSES!!''', DA KOWARDS! TEH FEWLZ!
*Look! [[Repulsor_Tank|Repulsors]]! REEEPULLSSOOOORS! Our enemies hide in '''FLOATING BAWKSES!!''', DA KOWARDS! TEH FEWLZ!
*Look! [[Skorpius Dunerider|Skorpii]]! SSKKOOORRPPIII! Our enemies hide in '''LANDING CRAFT BAWKSES!!''', DA KOWARDS! TEH FEWLZ!
*Look! [[Valkyrie]]s! VAAAAALKYRRRESSIES! Our enemies hide in '''MEHTUL KIHTS!!''', DA KOWARDS! TEH FEWLZ!
*Look! [[Taurox]]es! TAUUUUUUUUUURRROOOXXEEESSS! Our enemies hide in '''GLASS BAWKSES!!''', DA KOWARDS! TEH FEWLZ!
*Look! [[Riptide]]s! RIPPPPPPPTIDESSS! Our enemies hide in '''DAKKA BAWKSES!!''', DA KOWARDS! TEH FEWLZ!
*Look! [[Stormraven]]s! STOOORMRAAAVEEENNNZ! Our enemies hide in '''FHLYING BAWKSES!!''', DA KOWARDS! TEH FEWLZ!
*Look! [[Steam Tank]]s! STEEEAAM TAAANNNKS! Our enemies hide in '''OOOLLDD BAWKSES!!''', DA KOWARDS! TEH FEWLZ!
*Look! [[Ghost Ark]]s! GHHOOOSSTT AAARRKSSS! Our enemies hide in '''RIBBIDED BAWKSES''', DA KOWARDS! TEH FEWLZ!
*Look! [[Night Scythe]]s! NIIIIGGHT SSSSCYYYYYYTHHES! Our enemies hide in '''MEHTUL CROAISSAANTS!''' DA KOWARDS! TEH FEWLZ!
*Look! [[Titan]]s! TIIIITTAAAANNSSSS! Our enemies hide in '''MEHTUL PEOPUHL''', DA KOWARDS! TEH FEWLZ!
*Look! [[Gargant]]s! GAAAAARGAAAAANTSSSS! Our enemies loot '''MEHTUL BAWKSES''', DA KOWARDS! TEH FEWLZ! They... *asthma* They will take away... our mehtul bawkses.
*Look! [[Wave Serpent]]s! WAAVEE SSSERPENTSS! Our enemies hide in '''BONE BAWKSES!!''', DA KOWARDS! TEH FEWLZ!
*Look! [[Sagitaur ATV]]s! SAAAGITAUR AYYTEEVEESS! Our enemies hide '''ROVING MEHTUL BUHBBLEHS!!''', DA KOWARDS! TEH FEWLZ!
** LOOK SAGITAURS, SAAAAAAAAGITUAAARS. OUR *CHAOS ASTHMA* VERTICALLY CHALLENGED ENEMIES RIDE IN MEHTUL BUBBLES! DA COWARDZ! TEH FEWLZ
*Look! FV432's! FV-FOUR-THREE-TWOOOOOOOOOS! Our enemies hide in '''REUL LIFE MEHTUL BAWKSES!!''', DA KOWARDS! TEH FEWLZ!


==See also==
==See also==
*[[Rhino Transport]]
*[[Rhino Transport]]
*[[Firaeveus Carron]]


==External Links==
==External Links==
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*[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I8P3KZTunD8 Metal Bawkses now also available in French...]
*[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I8P3KZTunD8 Metal Bawkses now also available in French...]
*[http://youtu.be/GlmfBy_vsRA?t=3m47s ...and in German!] <s> (Skip to 3:47) </s>
*[http://youtu.be/GlmfBy_vsRA?t=3m47s ...and in German!] <s> (Skip to 3:47) </s>
*[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1vubKhNQISQ Metal Bawkses on the Hillside.]
*[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gqinPt-vN54 dawn of awesome]


=='''Gallery'''==
=='''Gallery'''==
<gallery>
<gallery>
Image:Soulstorm METAL BOXES.JPG|THE COWARDS! THE FOOLS!
Image:Soulstorm METAL BOXES.JPG|DA KOWARDZ! TEH FEWLZ!
Image:1226849620730.jpg‎|Carron's reaction to the Blood Raven transports during their stronghold mission.  
Image:1226849620730.jpg‎|Carron's reaction to the Blood Raven transports during their stronghold mission.  
Image:RL_MetalBox.jpg|Rhinos. RHIIIIIIIIINOS!!! ... should not want their metal bawxes...
Image:RL_MetalBox.jpg|Rhinos. RHIIIIIIIIINOS!!! ... should not want their metal bawxes... its just an FV432 painted pink stop acting impressed
Image:Metal Bawkses.png
Image:Dawn of Awesome - Taking away a Metal Bawks.png|We should take away their METAL BAWKSES!
</gallery>
</gallery>


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Latest revision as of 12:20, 21 June 2023

MEHTUL BAWKSES!

Look! Rhinos! RRRRRRHHHHIIIIIIINNNNNOOOSSSSS!! Our enemies hide in MEHTUL BAWKSES, DA KOWARDZ! TEH FEWLZ!! We...(asthma) We should take away their MEHTUL BAWKSES!
...SSSSSINDRRRIIIIIIII!!!

SCOTT MCNEEEEEEEEEEIIIIIIIIIIIL!!!! MIIIIIIGHTY IS HEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Note: To see the origin of the voice, check out the Beast Wars television show character Dinobot. When McNeil started to run short on voices to use since he is nearly every character in this game, he had to keep ascribing old voices to new roles.

Variants[edit]

  • Look! Raiders! RRRRAAAAIDEEEEEEERS! Our enemies hide in CARDBOARD BAWKSES, DA KOWARDS! TEH FEWLZ!
  • Look! Trukks! TTTRRUKKKKKKKKKKKKKS! Our enemies hide in BIT BAWKSES, DA KOWARDS! TEH FEWLZ!
  • Look! Devilfishes! DEVILFISSSHHHHHEEEZZ! Our enemies hide in FISH AND CHIPS BAWSKETS!!, DA KOWARDS! TEH FEWLZ!
  • Look! Land Raiders! LAAANND RAIDDERS! Our enemies hide in HERMETICALLY SEALED AIR TIGHT BAWKSES!!, DA KOWARDS! TEH FEWLZ!
  • Look! Repulsors! REEEPULLSSOOOORS! Our enemies hide in FLOATING BAWKSES!!, DA KOWARDS! TEH FEWLZ!
  • Look! Skorpii! SSKKOOORRPPIII! Our enemies hide in LANDING CRAFT BAWKSES!!, DA KOWARDS! TEH FEWLZ!
  • Look! Valkyries! VAAAAALKYRRRESSIES! Our enemies hide in MEHTUL KIHTS!!, DA KOWARDS! TEH FEWLZ!
  • Look! Tauroxes! TAUUUUUUUUUURRROOOXXEEESSS! Our enemies hide in GLASS BAWKSES!!, DA KOWARDS! TEH FEWLZ!
  • Look! Riptides! RIPPPPPPPTIDESSS! Our enemies hide in DAKKA BAWKSES!!, DA KOWARDS! TEH FEWLZ!
  • Look! Stormravens! STOOORMRAAAVEEENNNZ! Our enemies hide in FHLYING BAWKSES!!, DA KOWARDS! TEH FEWLZ!
  • Look! Steam Tanks! STEEEAAM TAAANNNKS! Our enemies hide in OOOLLDD BAWKSES!!, DA KOWARDS! TEH FEWLZ!
  • Look! Ghost Arks! GHHOOOSSTT AAARRKSSS! Our enemies hide in RIBBIDED BAWKSES, DA KOWARDS! TEH FEWLZ!
  • Look! Night Scythes! NIIIIGGHT SSSSCYYYYYYTHHES! Our enemies hide in MEHTUL CROAISSAANTS! DA KOWARDS! TEH FEWLZ!
  • Look! Titans! TIIIITTAAAANNSSSS! Our enemies hide in MEHTUL PEOPUHL, DA KOWARDS! TEH FEWLZ!
  • Look! Gargants! GAAAAARGAAAAANTSSSS! Our enemies loot MEHTUL BAWKSES, DA KOWARDS! TEH FEWLZ! They... *asthma* They will take away... our mehtul bawkses.
  • Look! Wave Serpents! WAAVEE SSSERPENTSS! Our enemies hide in BONE BAWKSES!!, DA KOWARDS! TEH FEWLZ!
  • Look! Sagitaur ATVs! SAAAGITAUR AYYTEEVEESS! Our enemies hide ROVING MEHTUL BUHBBLEHS!!, DA KOWARDS! TEH FEWLZ!
    • LOOK SAGITAURS, SAAAAAAAAGITUAAARS. OUR *CHAOS ASTHMA* VERTICALLY CHALLENGED ENEMIES RIDE IN MEHTUL BUBBLES! DA COWARDZ! TEH FEWLZ
  • Look! FV432's! FV-FOUR-THREE-TWOOOOOOOOOS! Our enemies hide in REUL LIFE MEHTUL BAWKSES!!, DA KOWARDS! TEH FEWLZ!

See also[edit]

External Links[edit]

Gallery[edit]

  • DA KOWARDZ! TEH FEWLZ!

    DA KOWARDZ! TEH FEWLZ!

  • Carron's reaction to the Blood Raven transports during their stronghold mission.

    Carron's reaction to the Blood Raven transports during their stronghold mission.

  • Rhinos. RHIIIIIIIIINOS!!! ... should not want their metal bawxes... its just an FV432 painted pink stop acting impressed

    Rhinos. RHIIIIIIIIINOS!!! ... should not want their metal bawxes... its just an FV432 painted pink stop acting impressed

  • We should take away their METAL BAWKSES!

    We should take away their METAL BAWKSES!

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