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[[Image:METALBOXES.jpg|METAL BOXES!|thumb]]
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Look! Rhinos! RHINOS! Our enemies hide in '''METAL BOXES''', the cowards! THE FOOLS! We... We should take away their METAL BOXES!
Look! [[Rhino Transport|Rhinos]]! RRRRRRHHHHIIIIIIINNNNNOOOSSSSS!! Our enemies hide in '''MEHTUL BAWKSES''', DA KOWARDZ! TEH FEWLZ!! We...(asthma) We should take away their MEHTUL BAWKSES!
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[[chaos|...SSSSSINDRRRIIIIIIII!!!]]
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[[Sindri Myr|...SSSSSINDRRRIIIIIIII!!!]]


==The METAL BOXES song==
SCOTT MCNEEEEEEEEEEIIIIIIIIIIIL!!!! MIIIIIIGHTY IS HEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Admittedly Chaos Lords aren't generally known for their singing skills, especially not frothing loonies like Carron, but oh well. The song "Little Boxes" by Malvina Reynolds would provide an ideal musical accompaniment to Carron screaming the words as loud as his disgusting, mutated lungs will let him.




METAL BOXES on the hillside,
Note: To see the origin of the voice, check out the Beast Wars television show character Dinobot. When McNeil started to run short on voices to use since he is nearly every character in this game, he had to keep ascribing old voices to new roles.
METAL BOXES full of Spess Mehreens!
We must crush them 4 teh BLOOD GOD,
All the RHINOS must be burned!
There’s a Drop Pod and a Whirlwind
And a Dreadnought and a Predator,
But I’d rather smash the RHINOS,  
METAL BOXES DIE TODAY!!!


All the foolish little Spess Mehreens
==Variants==
Think they’re safe in transport vehicles,
*Look! [[Raider]]s! RRRRAAAAIDEEEEEEERS! Our enemies hide in '''CARDBOARD BAWKSES''', DA KOWARDS! TEH FEWLZ!
Well they’ll find it hard to hide when
*Look! [[Trukk]]s! TTTRRUKKKKKKKKKKKKKS! Our enemies hide in '''BIT BAWKSES''', DA KOWARDS! TEH FEWLZ!
THERE’S AN AXE SHOVED IN THEIR BRAINS!!!
*Look! [[Devilfish]]es! DEVILFISSSHHHHHEEEZZ! Our enemies hide in '''FISH AND CHIPS BAWSKETS!!''', DA KOWARDS! TEH FEWLZ!
All their tactics and their transports
*Look! [[Land Raider]]s! LAAANND RAIDDERS! Our enemies hide in '''HERMETICALLY SEALED AIR TIGHT BAWKSES!!''', DA KOWARDS! TEH FEWLZ!
And their STEEL REHN and their FUREH
*Look! [[Repulsor_Tank|Repulsors]]! REEEPULLSSOOOORS! Our enemies hide in '''FLOATING BAWKSES!!''', DA KOWARDS! TEH FEWLZ!
Cannot stand the power of Chaos,
*Look! [[Skorpius Dunerider|Skorpii]]! SSKKOOORRPPIII! Our enemies hide in '''LANDING CRAFT BAWKSES!!''', DA KOWARDS! TEH FEWLZ!
We shall take their tanks away!
*Look! [[Valkyrie]]s! VAAAAALKYRRRESSIES! Our enemies hide in '''MEHTUL KIHTS!!''', DA KOWARDS! TEH FEWLZ!
*Look! [[Taurox]]es! TAUUUUUUUUUURRROOOXXEEESSS! Our enemies hide in '''GLASS BAWKSES!!''', DA KOWARDS! TEH FEWLZ!
*Look! [[Riptide]]s! RIPPPPPPPTIDESSS! Our enemies hide in '''DAKKA BAWKSES!!''', DA KOWARDS! TEH FEWLZ!
*Look! [[Stormraven]]s! STOOORMRAAAVEEENNNZ! Our enemies hide in '''FHLYING BAWKSES!!''', DA KOWARDS! TEH FEWLZ!
*Look! [[Steam Tank]]s! STEEEAAM TAAANNNKS! Our enemies hide in '''OOOLLDD BAWKSES!!''', DA KOWARDS! TEH FEWLZ!
*Look! [[Ghost Ark]]s! GHHOOOSSTT AAARRKSSS! Our enemies hide in '''RIBBIDED BAWKSES''', DA KOWARDS! TEH FEWLZ!
*Look! [[Night Scythe]]s! NIIIIGGHT SSSSCYYYYYYTHHES! Our enemies hide in '''MEHTUL CROAISSAANTS!''' DA KOWARDS! TEH FEWLZ!
*Look! [[Titan]]s! TIIIITTAAAANNSSSS! Our enemies hide in '''MEHTUL PEOPUHL''', DA KOWARDS! TEH FEWLZ!
*Look! [[Gargant]]s! GAAAAARGAAAAANTSSSS! Our enemies loot '''MEHTUL BAWKSES''', DA KOWARDS! TEH FEWLZ! They... *asthma* They will take away... our mehtul bawkses.
*Look! [[Wave Serpent]]s! WAAVEE SSSERPENTSS! Our enemies hide in '''BONE BAWKSES!!''', DA KOWARDS! TEH FEWLZ!
*Look! [[Sagitaur ATV]]s! SAAAGITAUR AYYTEEVEESS! Our enemies hide '''ROVING MEHTUL BUHBBLEHS!!''', DA KOWARDS! TEH FEWLZ!
** LOOK SAGITAURS, SAAAAAAAAGITUAAARS. OUR *CHAOS ASTHMA* VERTICALLY CHALLENGED ENEMIES RIDE IN MEHTUL BUBBLES! DA COWARDZ! TEH FEWLZ
*Look! FV432's! FV-FOUR-THREE-TWOOOOOOOOOS! Our enemies hide in '''REUL LIFE MEHTUL BAWKSES!!''', DA KOWARDS! TEH FEWLZ!


Bash the RHINOS, smash the RHINOS!
==See also==
I hate them more than anything!
*[[Rhino Transport]]
They’re the reason Mummy hates me,
*[[Firaeveus Carron]]
They’re the cause of all my pain!
Just look at me, I’m an ugly mess,
And my voice acting’s hammy,
This whole game’s fucking awful,
And the RHINOS caused it all!
 
METAL BOXES on the hillside,
Destroy them, my minions!
We shall shoot them with our Bolters,
We shall tear them into scraps!
They are cowards, they are weaklings,
An offence to the BLOOD GOD!
And they’re made out of adamantium
AND THEY ALL MUST DIE TODAY!!!!!


==External Links==
==External Links==
*[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cO3MttgvHUY The original scene in its glory!]
*[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cO3MttgvHUY The original scene in its glory!]
*[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I8P3KZTunD8 Metal Bawkses now also available in French...]
*[http://youtu.be/GlmfBy_vsRA?t=3m47s ...and in German!] <s> (Skip to 3:47) </s>
*[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1vubKhNQISQ Metal Bawkses on the Hillside.]
*[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gqinPt-vN54 dawn of awesome]
=='''Gallery'''==
=='''Gallery'''==
<gallery>
<gallery>
Image:Soulstorm METAL BOXES.JPG|THE COWARDS! THE FOOLS!
Image:Soulstorm METAL BOXES.JPG|DA KOWARDZ! TEH FEWLZ!
Image:1226849620730.jpg‎|Carron's reaction to the Blood Raven transports during their stronghold mission.  
Image:1226849620730.jpg‎|Carron's reaction to the Blood Raven transports during their stronghold mission.  
Image:RL_MetalBox.jpg|Rhinos. RHIIIIIIIIINOS!!!
Image:RL_MetalBox.jpg|Rhinos. RHIIIIIIIIINOS!!! ... should not want their metal bawxes... its just an FV432 painted pink stop acting impressed
Image:Metal Bawkses.png
Image:Dawn of Awesome - Taking away a Metal Bawks.png|We should take away their METAL BAWKSES!
</gallery>
</gallery>


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Latest revision as of 12:20, 21 June 2023

MEHTUL BAWKSES!

Look! Rhinos! RRRRRRHHHHIIIIIIINNNNNOOOSSSSS!! Our enemies hide in MEHTUL BAWKSES, DA KOWARDZ! TEH FEWLZ!! We...(asthma) We should take away their MEHTUL BAWKSES!
...SSSSSINDRRRIIIIIIII!!!

SCOTT MCNEEEEEEEEEEIIIIIIIIIIIL!!!! MIIIIIIGHTY IS HEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Note: To see the origin of the voice, check out the Beast Wars television show character Dinobot. When McNeil started to run short on voices to use since he is nearly every character in this game, he had to keep ascribing old voices to new roles.

Variants[edit]

  • Look! Raiders! RRRRAAAAIDEEEEEEERS! Our enemies hide in CARDBOARD BAWKSES, DA KOWARDS! TEH FEWLZ!
  • Look! Trukks! TTTRRUKKKKKKKKKKKKKS! Our enemies hide in BIT BAWKSES, DA KOWARDS! TEH FEWLZ!
  • Look! Devilfishes! DEVILFISSSHHHHHEEEZZ! Our enemies hide in FISH AND CHIPS BAWSKETS!!, DA KOWARDS! TEH FEWLZ!
  • Look! Land Raiders! LAAANND RAIDDERS! Our enemies hide in HERMETICALLY SEALED AIR TIGHT BAWKSES!!, DA KOWARDS! TEH FEWLZ!
  • Look! Repulsors! REEEPULLSSOOOORS! Our enemies hide in FLOATING BAWKSES!!, DA KOWARDS! TEH FEWLZ!
  • Look! Skorpii! SSKKOOORRPPIII! Our enemies hide in LANDING CRAFT BAWKSES!!, DA KOWARDS! TEH FEWLZ!
  • Look! Valkyries! VAAAAALKYRRRESSIES! Our enemies hide in MEHTUL KIHTS!!, DA KOWARDS! TEH FEWLZ!
  • Look! Tauroxes! TAUUUUUUUUUURRROOOXXEEESSS! Our enemies hide in GLASS BAWKSES!!, DA KOWARDS! TEH FEWLZ!
  • Look! Riptides! RIPPPPPPPTIDESSS! Our enemies hide in DAKKA BAWKSES!!, DA KOWARDS! TEH FEWLZ!
  • Look! Stormravens! STOOORMRAAAVEEENNNZ! Our enemies hide in FHLYING BAWKSES!!, DA KOWARDS! TEH FEWLZ!
  • Look! Steam Tanks! STEEEAAM TAAANNNKS! Our enemies hide in OOOLLDD BAWKSES!!, DA KOWARDS! TEH FEWLZ!
  • Look! Ghost Arks! GHHOOOSSTT AAARRKSSS! Our enemies hide in RIBBIDED BAWKSES, DA KOWARDS! TEH FEWLZ!
  • Look! Night Scythes! NIIIIGGHT SSSSCYYYYYYTHHES! Our enemies hide in MEHTUL CROAISSAANTS! DA KOWARDS! TEH FEWLZ!
  • Look! Titans! TIIIITTAAAANNSSSS! Our enemies hide in MEHTUL PEOPUHL, DA KOWARDS! TEH FEWLZ!
  • Look! Gargants! GAAAAARGAAAAANTSSSS! Our enemies loot MEHTUL BAWKSES, DA KOWARDS! TEH FEWLZ! They... *asthma* They will take away... our mehtul bawkses.
  • Look! Wave Serpents! WAAVEE SSSERPENTSS! Our enemies hide in BONE BAWKSES!!, DA KOWARDS! TEH FEWLZ!
  • Look! Sagitaur ATVs! SAAAGITAUR AYYTEEVEESS! Our enemies hide ROVING MEHTUL BUHBBLEHS!!, DA KOWARDS! TEH FEWLZ!
    • LOOK SAGITAURS, SAAAAAAAAGITUAAARS. OUR *CHAOS ASTHMA* VERTICALLY CHALLENGED ENEMIES RIDE IN MEHTUL BUBBLES! DA COWARDZ! TEH FEWLZ
  • Look! FV432's! FV-FOUR-THREE-TWOOOOOOOOOS! Our enemies hide in REUL LIFE MEHTUL BAWKSES!!, DA KOWARDS! TEH FEWLZ!

See also[edit]

External Links[edit]

Gallery[edit]