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Lord Bale (also known as 'Dinobot Reincarnated as a Chaos Marine') is a [[Chaos Lord]] devoted to [[Nurgle]] featured in the original [[Dawn of War]] where he led the Alpha Legion (even though he was actually a Night Lord) on Tartarus along with the sorcerer [[Sindri Myr|SSSIIIIINNNDDDRRRIIII Myr]] in a quest to claim a daemonic artifact called the Maledictum. | '''Lord Bale''' AKA Lord Fail (also known as '[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UB-yX-F2cl4 Dinobot] Reincarnated as a Chaos Marine'), is a [[Chaos Lord]] devoted to [[Nurgle]] featured in the original [[Dawn of War]] where he led the [[Alpha Legion]] (even though he was actually a Night Lord) on [[Tartarus]] along with the sorcerer [[Sindri Myr|SSSIIIIINNNDDDRRRIIII Myr]] in a quest to claim a daemonic artifact called the Maledictum. Just how this snorting retard became a Chaos Lord ostensibly in charge of an entire warband is unknown, although it is quite likely that a certain [[Sindri Myr|SSSSORCERRRRER]] made him his front-man, as anyone with a mote of intellect would not have been as easily manipulated, because there is no other way that this meat-head who thinks that [[Derp|Orks can be intimidated and beaten into submission]] would have made it. In the end he was just a pawn for the real mastermind, double-crossed by SSSIIIIINNNDDDRRRIIII and made a sacrifice for the Maledictum. He is known for his snarling dialect and as the original lulzy Chaos Lord and his legendary statement: SSSIIIINNNDDDRRRIIII!. He says this particular line after being double-crossed by SSSSSIIIINNNDDRRRIIIII and prior to being killed by the [[Gabriel Angelos|Blood Ravens]]. As of now, the proper way of pronuncing Sindri's name will always be SSSSSIIIINNNDDRRRIIIII. Bale's awkward social graces aren't saved any by the hilariously disgusting snort he starts (or ends, or interrupts) his sentences with, which brings into question just how much crack-cocaine he downs to stay so youthfully retarded. | ||
The | The growling/snorting may or may not imply that Bale is actually [http://tfwiki.net/wiki/Dinobot_%28BW%29 a Man Of Iron from long before the Age of Terra]. | ||
==The Scene== | ==The Scene== | ||
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* People that personally brings him ill news. | * People that personally brings him ill news. | ||
* Kowtowing with [[Ork|certain creatures]]. | * Kowtowing with [[Ork|certain creatures]]. | ||
* Delays | * Providing others with his own weaponry. | ||
* People or xenos who are not [[Chaos]]. | * Delays (*Disgusting snort* "THIS DELAY!") | ||
* Like You. | * People or [[Xenos|xenos]] who are not [[Chaos]]. | ||
* Metal Bawkses, probably. | ** Like You. | ||
* [[Rhino Transport|Metal Bawkses]], probably. | |||
* Providence not gracing us | |||
* Sneaky subordinates turning into daemon princes | |||
* Multiple squads of Terminators and multiple Land Raiders ruining your day in the most BROKEN way imaginable | |||
* Meddling Eldar | |||
* THAT GUY! | |||
* sabertooth(just something about his voice isnt it?) | |||
* bloody magpies | |||
* [[Obliterator]] nerfs | |||
* [[Sly Marbo]] | |||
* Matt Ward | |||
* Robin Cruddace | |||
* All Black Library Writers | |||
** Especially your favorite one | |||
* A lack of Terminator support when dealing [[Blood Ravens|with 3]] [[Imperial Guard|fucking]] [[Eldar|armies]]! | |||
* Marines Malevolent | |||
* Winter Assault's borked installation re spooge driver | |||
* not being in Winter Assault | |||
* fighting Necrons on hard mode in dark crusade | |||
* [[Vance Motherfucking Stubbs]] | |||
* [[Ursakar E. Creed|CREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEED]]! | |||
==See also== | ==See also== | ||
Latest revision as of 12:13, 21 June 2023
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Lord Bale AKA Lord Fail (also known as 'Dinobot Reincarnated as a Chaos Marine'), is a Chaos Lord devoted to Nurgle featured in the original Dawn of War where he led the Alpha Legion (even though he was actually a Night Lord) on Tartarus along with the sorcerer SSSIIIIINNNDDDRRRIIII Myr in a quest to claim a daemonic artifact called the Maledictum. Just how this snorting retard became a Chaos Lord ostensibly in charge of an entire warband is unknown, although it is quite likely that a certain SSSSORCERRRRER made him his front-man, as anyone with a mote of intellect would not have been as easily manipulated, because there is no other way that this meat-head who thinks that Orks can be intimidated and beaten into submission would have made it. In the end he was just a pawn for the real mastermind, double-crossed by SSSIIIIINNNDDDRRRIIII and made a sacrifice for the Maledictum. He is known for his snarling dialect and as the original lulzy Chaos Lord and his legendary statement: SSSIIIINNNDDDRRRIIII!. He says this particular line after being double-crossed by SSSSSIIIINNNDDRRRIIIII and prior to being killed by the Blood Ravens. As of now, the proper way of pronuncing Sindri's name will always be SSSSSIIIINNNDDRRRIIIII. Bale's awkward social graces aren't saved any by the hilariously disgusting snort he starts (or ends, or interrupts) his sentences with, which brings into question just how much crack-cocaine he downs to stay so youthfully retarded.
The growling/snorting may or may not imply that Bale is actually a Man Of Iron from long before the Age of Terra.
The Scene[edit]
Ss..Sindri, SSSIIIINNNDDDRRRIIII!!
Other Things Lord Bale Hates[edit]
Lord Bale is also known to hate a few other things other than SSSSSIIIINNNDDRRRIIIII and the standard "anything non-chaos" things:
- Assurances that leave him cold.
- People that personally brings him ill news.
- Kowtowing with certain creatures.
- Providing others with his own weaponry.
- Delays (*Disgusting snort* "THIS DELAY!")
- People or xenos who are not Chaos.
- Like You.
- Metal Bawkses, probably.
- Providence not gracing us
- Sneaky subordinates turning into daemon princes
- Multiple squads of Terminators and multiple Land Raiders ruining your day in the most BROKEN way imaginable
- Meddling Eldar
- THAT GUY!
- sabertooth(just something about his voice isnt it?)
- bloody magpies
- Obliterator nerfs
- Sly Marbo
- Matt Ward
- Robin Cruddace
- All Black Library Writers
- Especially your favorite one
- A lack of Terminator support when dealing with 3 fucking armies!
- Marines Malevolent
- Winter Assault's borked installation re spooge driver
- not being in Winter Assault
- fighting Necrons on hard mode in dark crusade
- Vance Motherfucking Stubbs
- CREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEED!
See also[edit]
- SSSIIIINNNDDDRRRIIII
- Several assurances that leaves him cold
- Lord Bale also co-stared in a movie along with SSSIIIINNNDDDRRRIIII
| Famous members of the Traitor Legions | |
|---|---|
| Originating from the Canon: |
Abaddon - Ahzek Ahriman - Argel Tal - Cypher - Doomrider Eidolon - Erebus - Fabius Bile - Haarken Worldclaimer - Honsou - Horus Aximand Iskandar Khayon - Kharn - Kor Phaeron - Lheorvine Ukris - Lucius Lugft Huron - Luther - Madox - Maloghurst - Necrosius the Undying - Occam - Sevatar Shon'tu - Svane Vulfbad - Talos - Telemachon Lyras - Typhus - Ygethmor - Zardu Layak - Zhufor |
| Originating from the games: |
Araghast the Pillager - Azariah Kyras - Bale - Crull - Eliphas The Inheritor Firaeveus Carron - Kain - Nemeroth - Neroth - Sindri Myr - Varius |