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[[Image:FLGS.jpg|thumb|right|Support your local Store, yes even if the staff are shit. [[LotR|You need them, more than you know.]] ]]
'''The Local Game Store''' ('''LGS''') is whichever store a [[neckbeard]] goes to in his current locale to game in. It only becomes a Friendly Local Game Store (FLGS) if the staff and patrons are actually nice people, instead of the usual sociopathic [[Rules lawyers|rules lawyers]], preteens on Ritalin, and idiots who refuse to learn how to play the damn games.
'''The Local Game Store''' ('''LGS''') is whichever store a [[neckbeard]] goes to in his current locale to game in. It only becomes a Friendly Local Game Store (FLGS) if the staff and patrons are actually nice people, instead of the usual sociopathic [[Rules lawyers|rules lawyers]], preteens on Ritalin, and [[That Guy|idiots who refuse to learn how to play the damn games]].


Battle Bunkers are GW's answer to large-scale concentrations of [[Neckbeards]][[Games Workshop|Geims Werkshoop]] only has ''three'' Battle Bunkers in all of the US (WTF?!).  If they had more, the probably wouldn't need to pander to the lowest common denominator, or hike up their prices, but nobody can know for sure.  Either way, they are located in Seattle (Bellevue), Los Angeles (Westminster), and Chicago (Downers Grove).  If you call any of these stores your LGS, we envy you.
If you live in a podunk town that doesn't possess an LGS, or if you otherwise would like to play tabletop elsewhere, a few alternatives exist:
* There might be a gamer club, association or federation in your city/region/country.
** Or create your own, really. Don't be too specific: don't make a "[[Advanced_Dungeons_%26_Dragons|AD&D]] club" - rather, go for "Roleplaying Games club".
* [https://www.meetup.com Meetup.com] is often used for posting gaming-related events and meetings.
* [[Tabletop Simulator]] and [[VASSAL Game Engine]] have been used for playing 40k and other tabletop games.


==Don't know if you have one?==


==Don't know if you have one?==
Except Warhammer stores, these shops carry other licenses and games, so visit them if you are in the vicinity.
*[http://www.wizards.com/default.asp?x=findastore For all your WotC needs.]
 
*[http://uk.games-workshop.com/storefinder/ Britfags, Warhammer is calling you.]
*[http://www.wizards.com/default.asp?x=findastore For all your Wizards of the Coast needs.] - also includes [[Dungeons_%26_Dragons|D&D]] and is worldwide.
*[http://www.games-workshop.com/gws/storelocator/search.jsp MURIKA, AWW YEAR!]
*[http://www.games-workshop.com/gws/storelocator/search.jsp Games Workshop in the US of A] - change the country on top for other locations. "Warhammer" named stores are [[GW]]-owned, so don't expect to find other brands.
*[http://www.sjgames.com/gamerfinder/ Steve Jackson, 'nuff said.]
*[http://www.sjgames.com/gamerfinder/ Steve Jackson, 'nuff said.]
*[http://www.chaosium.com/storelocator/rsl_locatorservice.php Cthulhu prefers long-distance]
*[http://www.chaosium.com/storelocator/rsl_locatorservice.php Cthulhu prefers long-distance]
*[http://www.white-wolf.com/retail/storefinder.php Something humorous; White Wolf]
 
===Non-english-speaking FLGSs===
*[http://dragonslair.eu/ For neckbeards from the north. There be dragons, too.]
 
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Latest revision as of 12:11, 21 June 2023

Support your local Store, yes even if the staff are shit. You need them, more than you know.

The Local Game Store (LGS) is whichever store a neckbeard goes to in his current locale to game in. It only becomes a Friendly Local Game Store (FLGS) if the staff and patrons are actually nice people, instead of the usual sociopathic rules lawyers, preteens on Ritalin, and idiots who refuse to learn how to play the damn games.

If you live in a podunk town that doesn't possess an LGS, or if you otherwise would like to play tabletop elsewhere, a few alternatives exist:

  • There might be a gamer club, association or federation in your city/region/country.
    • Or create your own, really. Don't be too specific: don't make a "AD&D club" - rather, go for "Roleplaying Games club".
  • Meetup.com is often used for posting gaming-related events and meetings.
  • Tabletop Simulator and VASSAL Game Engine have been used for playing 40k and other tabletop games.

Don't know if you have one?[edit]

Except Warhammer stores, these shops carry other licenses and games, so visit them if you are in the vicinity.

Non-english-speaking FLGSs[edit]