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[[Image:Just_as_planned.jpg|thumb|right]]The phrase "'''Just as planned'''" (jp. 計画通り！ [<nowiki></nowiki>[[keikaku]] dōri!]) is taken from the [[manga]]/[[anime]] series Death Note, and specifically a panel/scene which sees the culmination of the genius protagonist Yagami Light's extremely complex plan - which involves, among other things, him losing his own memory of the plan in the first place and having predicted in advance what actions he and everyone else around him would take over a period of several weeks so that the scheme would still come to fruition and his memory be restored.
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The phrase "'''Just as planned'''" (jp. 計画通り！ [keikaku dōri!]) is taken from the [[manga]]/[[anime]] series Death Note (''not'', in fact, [[Tzeentch]]), and specifically a panel/scene which sees the culmination of the genius protagonist Yagami Light's extremely complex plan - which involves, among other things, him losing his own memory of the plan in the first place and having predicted in advance what actions he and everyone else around him would take over a period of several weeks so that the scheme would still come to fruition and his memory be restored.


The expression first saw use as a meme on /a/, but has been since adopted by /tg/ for use regarding the [[chaos]] god [[Tzeentch]] (as both he and Light are fond of complex schemes and trickery), the fact [[Malal]] may have successfully gotten himself destroyed, and [[Eldrad]] (who is just a dick). It is sometimes seen in the form "Just as keikaku" or "Just according to keikaku", referencing a screenshot of the anime with an idiotic translator's note.
The expression first saw use as a meme on [[/a/]], but has been since adopted by [[/tg/]] for use regarding the [[Chaos God]] [[Tzeentch]] (as both he and Light are fond of complex schemes and trickery), [[Creed]]'s Tactical Genius, the fact [[Malal]] may have successfully gotten himself destroyed, [[Eldrad]] (who is just a dick), and the fact that any and all of these individuals may have been replaced by members of [[Alpha Legion]]. It is sometimes seen in the form "Just as keikaku" or "Just according to keikaku", referencing a screenshot of the anime with an idiotic translator's note.


==Alternative Variation==
==Verbosely Planned==


The results of my endeavors have satisfactorily harmonized with the forecast I generated and acted upon in accordance to a detailed analysis of the situation at hand, and the desired goals that were stated by key stakeholders and interested parties at outset of the events that previously unfolded. (The MOJO JOJO version of "Just as Planned")
The results of my endeavors have satisfactorily harmonized with the forecast I generated and acted upon in accordance to a detailed analysis of the situation at hand, and the desired goals that were stated by key stakeholders and interested parties at outset of the events that previously unfolded
. (The MOJO JOJO version of "Just as Planned")
 
'''nabna' Qapta'!''' (Klingon for "Undoubtedly this plan's success is accomplished!")


==Just As planned Moment Creation==
==Just As planned Moment Creation==
This guide will teach you how to make a "Just as planned" moment.
This guide will teach you how to make a "Just as planned" moment.
*1: Create a nefarious and overly-complicated plan.
# Create a nefarious and overly-complicated plan.
*2: Successfully execute it.
# Successfully execute it. (This step is optional)
*3: sit in an armchair in front of a roaring fire.
# Sit in an armchair in front of a roaring fire.
*4: Sip your [[martini]]. (Any other fancy alcoholic beverage will also do)
# Sip your [[martini]]. (Any other fancy alcoholic beverage will also do)
*5: [[Mwahahaha!|Laugh maliciously]] and whisper, "Just as planned." (see: The Joker [Batman])
# [[Mwahahaha!|Laugh maliciously]] and whisper, "Just as planned."
 


Although most of the time:
Although most of the time:
 
# Create a nefarious and overly-complicated plan.
*1: Create a nefarious and overly-complicated plan.
# Execute said plan.
*2: Execute said plan
# Have everything go according to plan.
*3: Suddenly find a large mechanical warmachine such as a [[Baneblade]] or [[Leman Russ Battle Tank]] skillfully hidden in the most unconventional spaces, such as behind a 5 inch-thick tree or a waist-high fence.
# Suddenly find a large mechanical warmachine such as a [[Baneblade]] or [[Leman Russ Battle Tank]] skillfully hidden in the most unconventional spaces, such as behind a 5 inch-thick tree or a waist-high fence, in the crucial moment of success of your plan.
*4: Realize that you have just been thwarted by some kind of Tactical Geniu.....[[Creed|CRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEED!]]
# Realize that you have just been thwarted by some kind of Tactical Geniu- [[Creed|CRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEED!]]
# [[Not as planned]]!


==See Also==
==See Also==
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==Gallery==
==Gallery==
<gallery>
<gallery>
Image:Just_as_planned_tzeentch.jpg|This site is ovеrminded by Dzіnch
Image:Just_As_Planned_DIO.jpg
Image:Just_as_planned_tzeentch.jpg|The God of "Just As Planned". Seriously.
Image:JUST AS PLANNED.png|A quote from the Mark of the Xenos [[Deathwatch]] expansion, apparently by someone who has read this page. [[/tg/]] controls[1] the servants of Tzeentch now. Just as planned.
Image:Just as planned collage.jpg
Image:Just as planned collage.jpg
Image:Just_according_to_keikaku.jpg| How nice. He's trying to teach us Japanese. [[Keikaku|One word]] hastily read from Anime subtitles at a time.
Image:Just_according_to_keikaku.jpg| How nice. He's trying to teach us Japanese. [[Keikaku|One word]] hastily read from Anime subtitles at a time.
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Image:Taldeer justasplanned.jpg
Image:Taldeer justasplanned.jpg
Image:Sororit as planned.jpg|J.a.p. What's the plan? Burn every heretic. Saying that's not a plan is heresy.
Image:Sororit as planned.jpg|J.a.p. What's the plan? Burn every heretic. Saying that's not a plan is heresy.
Image:grifli.gif|Kobolds have plans too!
Image:grifli.gif|[[Kobold]]s have plans too!
Image:Tanya Plan.jpg
</gallery>
</gallery>
[1]Or is it they who secretly control us, while making us think we control them, just as planned[2]?
[2]JUST AS PLANNED.


[[Category:Meme]]
[[Category:Meme]]

Latest revision as of 11:08, 21 June 2023

The phrase "Just as planned" (jp. 計画通り！ [keikaku dōri!]) is taken from the manga/anime series Death Note (not, in fact, Tzeentch), and specifically a panel/scene which sees the culmination of the genius protagonist Yagami Light's extremely complex plan - which involves, among other things, him losing his own memory of the plan in the first place and having predicted in advance what actions he and everyone else around him would take over a period of several weeks so that the scheme would still come to fruition and his memory be restored.

The expression first saw use as a meme on /a/, but has been since adopted by /tg/ for use regarding the Chaos God Tzeentch (as both he and Light are fond of complex schemes and trickery), Creed's Tactical Genius, the fact Malal may have successfully gotten himself destroyed, Eldrad (who is just a dick), and the fact that any and all of these individuals may have been replaced by members of Alpha Legion. It is sometimes seen in the form "Just as keikaku" or "Just according to keikaku", referencing a screenshot of the anime with an idiotic translator's note.

Verbosely Planned[edit]

The results of my endeavors have satisfactorily harmonized with the forecast I generated and acted upon in accordance to a detailed analysis of the situation at hand, and the desired goals that were stated by key stakeholders and interested parties at outset of the events that previously unfolded . (The MOJO JOJO version of "Just as Planned")

nabna' Qapta'! (Klingon for "Undoubtedly this plan's success is accomplished!")

Just As planned Moment Creation[edit]

This guide will teach you how to make a "Just as planned" moment.

  1. Create a nefarious and overly-complicated plan.
  2. Successfully execute it. (This step is optional)
  3. Sit in an armchair in front of a roaring fire.
  4. Sip your martini. (Any other fancy alcoholic beverage will also do)
  5. Laugh maliciously and whisper, "Just as planned."

Although most of the time:

  1. Create a nefarious and overly-complicated plan.
  2. Execute said plan.
  3. Have everything go according to plan.
  4. Suddenly find a large mechanical warmachine such as a Baneblade or Leman Russ Battle Tank skillfully hidden in the most unconventional spaces, such as behind a 5 inch-thick tree or a waist-high fence, in the crucial moment of success of your plan.
  5. Realize that you have just been thwarted by some kind of Tactical Geniu- CRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEED!
  6. Not as planned!

See Also[edit]

Gallery[edit]

  • The God of "Just As Planned". Seriously.

    The God of "Just As Planned". Seriously.

  • A quote from the Mark of the Xenos Deathwatch expansion, apparently by someone who has read this page. /tg/ controls[1] the servants of Tzeentch now. Just as planned.

    A quote from the Mark of the Xenos Deathwatch expansion, apparently by someone who has read this page. /tg/ controls[1] the servants of Tzeentch now. Just as planned.

  • How nice. He's trying to teach us Japanese. One word hastily read from Anime subtitles at a time.

    How nice. He's trying to teach us Japanese. One word hastily read from Anime subtitles at a time.

  • My son is piloting his mother? Just as planned.

    My son is piloting his mother? Just as planned.

  • exactly as planned

    exactly as planned

  • J.a.p. What's the plan? Burn every heretic. Saying that's not a plan is heresy.

    J.a.p. What's the plan? Burn every heretic. Saying that's not a plan is heresy.

  • Kobolds have plans too!

    Kobolds have plans too!

[1]Or is it they who secretly control us, while making us think we control them, just as planned[2]?

[2]JUST AS PLANNED.

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