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==The Premise== | ==The Premise== | ||
Black Templars Space Marines really | Black Templars Space Marines really don't like Furries and attempt to murder/capture them to stop their insidious plans (Probably thinking they are some kind of 'Heretical-Xenos-Chaos-AI...thing'). | ||
==In Review== | ==In Review== | ||
Initially it was released as joke against Furry culture (People dressed in animal costumes) and Religious fueled Insane Space Warrior Monks. Now the jokes on its | Initially it was released as joke against Furry culture (People dressed in animal costumes) and Religious fueled Insane Space Warrior Monks. Now the jokes on its 6th episode and still going. The episodes are not connected together (though the third one implies some sort of a plot). | ||
Episode 1 FURRY APOCALYPSE - Somewhat a meme and a classic. Black Templars invade furry world, trying to kill everyone. [[Fail|They all fail]] and sacrifice themselves to the [[Emperor|Emprah]], while [[Imperial Navy]] slowly [[Exterminatus|exterminates]] the planet. | |||
Episode 2 SONIC GETS CUCKED - The same stuff, but with Sonic as they believe he and his friends are furries, Black Templars invade Sonic's world, kill everyone, then Furries help sonic escape by teleporting away. | |||
Episode 3 THE FURRY DISEASE - It's completely different and shows good ol' Black Templars interrogating one of the Furries. It is revealed that they're normal humans with fursuit mutation, [[Plague Marines|and are almost invincible and can't be killed even by pulling their heart out]]. Templars eventually discover that those mutations are caused by Lolla the Bunny (who is implied to be a [[Daemons|Daemon]] or even a minor [[Chaos Gods|Chaos God]]),who was awakened in the [[Warp]] many millenias ago. From the plot's perspective it's the most interesting one and it even has some funny moments, but not as memey as the first episode. | |||
Episode 4 THE FURRY PIT - A Black Templar has been captured by the Furries and stripped naked apart from his helmet. He has to face a gladiatorial combat with a pink wolf thing horror and gets to throw many amusing insults at the Furry Emperor. | |||
Episode 5 FURRY FIRST CONTACT- More of a flashback or Prequel. A squad of Black Templars arrive on a suspected furry incursion of a planet and are methodically killed off by the native creatures. Upon discovering the shocking realization of whats happening to the planet, the few survivors barely escape and report back to their command. A sustained [[Exterminatus|exterminates]] from Marine Battle barges of the planet proceeds (which has changed shape completely from a globe into a (REDACTED - Inquisition seal locked) | |||
Episode 6 FEAR THE FURRY- Black Templars are under attack from Furries and they all suffer a terrible fate. From humour to now horror. Makes homage to a lot of past artists and works (ala ASTARTES) | |||
==Additional information== | ==Additional information== | ||
The creators named 'Flashgitz' is also a title given to a Klan of Space Orks who have all the wealth and like to show off their cool choppas and awesome dakka. | The creators named 'Flashgitz' is also a title given to a Klan of Space Orks who have all the wealth and like to show off their cool choppas and awesome dakka. | ||
Latest revision as of 23:35, 20 June 2023
An ongoing set of mini-episodes. 100% unofficial and in no way endorsed by Games Workshop.
The Premise[edit]
Black Templars Space Marines really don't like Furries and attempt to murder/capture them to stop their insidious plans (Probably thinking they are some kind of 'Heretical-Xenos-Chaos-AI...thing').
In Review[edit]
Initially it was released as joke against Furry culture (People dressed in animal costumes) and Religious fueled Insane Space Warrior Monks. Now the jokes on its 6th episode and still going. The episodes are not connected together (though the third one implies some sort of a plot).
Episode 1 FURRY APOCALYPSE - Somewhat a meme and a classic. Black Templars invade furry world, trying to kill everyone. They all fail and sacrifice themselves to the Emprah, while Imperial Navy slowly exterminates the planet.
Episode 2 SONIC GETS CUCKED - The same stuff, but with Sonic as they believe he and his friends are furries, Black Templars invade Sonic's world, kill everyone, then Furries help sonic escape by teleporting away.
Episode 3 THE FURRY DISEASE - It's completely different and shows good ol' Black Templars interrogating one of the Furries. It is revealed that they're normal humans with fursuit mutation, and are almost invincible and can't be killed even by pulling their heart out. Templars eventually discover that those mutations are caused by Lolla the Bunny (who is implied to be a Daemon or even a minor Chaos God),who was awakened in the Warp many millenias ago. From the plot's perspective it's the most interesting one and it even has some funny moments, but not as memey as the first episode.
Episode 4 THE FURRY PIT - A Black Templar has been captured by the Furries and stripped naked apart from his helmet. He has to face a gladiatorial combat with a pink wolf thing horror and gets to throw many amusing insults at the Furry Emperor.
Episode 5 FURRY FIRST CONTACT- More of a flashback or Prequel. A squad of Black Templars arrive on a suspected furry incursion of a planet and are methodically killed off by the native creatures. Upon discovering the shocking realization of whats happening to the planet, the few survivors barely escape and report back to their command. A sustained exterminates from Marine Battle barges of the planet proceeds (which has changed shape completely from a globe into a (REDACTED - Inquisition seal locked)
Episode 6 FEAR THE FURRY- Black Templars are under attack from Furries and they all suffer a terrible fate. From humour to now horror. Makes homage to a lot of past artists and works (ala ASTARTES)
Additional information[edit]
The creators named 'Flashgitz' is also a title given to a Klan of Space Orks who have all the wealth and like to show off their cool choppas and awesome dakka.