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# An extremely intense variety of normal heresy
# An extremely intense variety of normal heresy
# Something that's heretical even for Chaos (i.e. a pacifist [[Bloodletter]])
# Something that's heretical even for Chaos (i.e. a pacifist [[Bloodletter]])
# Something that tampers the lore of an established franchise
# [[Matt Ward|Something that tampers with the lore of an established franchise]]
# Something that just makes you [[RAGE]] with the intensity of a thousand supernovas (not always interchangeable with the term [[cancer]], which implies disgust rather than outrage)
# Something that just makes you [[RAGE]] with the intensity of a thousand supernovas (not always interchangeable with the term [[cancer]], which implies disgust rather than outrage)
# Something that the mere mention of which violates you to your core
# Something that the mere mention of which violates you to your core


Extra Heresy is punishable by <s>[[Exterminatus]]</s> <s>{{BLAM|ULTRA EXTERMINATUS}}</s> <s>[[Anal_circumference|Snoo-Snoo with an Ogryn]]</s> [[Protectorate of Menoth|Wracking.]]
Extra Heresy is punishable by [[Exterminatus]] of the heretic and their kind.


...Followed by death, and revivification, followed by further death.
...Followed by revivification, followed by further Exterminatus.


==Things that are considered Extra Heresy (With reasons why it classifies as such)==


 
* [[Heterosexual Sex in the Missionary Position|6th Edition]]
==Things that are considered Extra Heresy==
 
* [[Heterosexual Sex in the Missionary Position|Ultramarine players]]
* [[Daemonette]]s
* [[Daemonette]]s
* [[Matthew Ward|Matt Ward]]
* [[Matthew Ward|Matt Ward]]: Enough said.
* [[C.S. Goto]]
* [[C.S. Goto]]
* [[Ian Watson]]
* [[Khornate Knights]]
* [[Khornate Knights]]
* [[Female Space Marines]]
* [[Female Space Marines]]
* [[My Little Pony|Ponies]]
* [https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC3264868/ Sonic the Hedgehog]
* ALL of the Grey Knights for [[Kaldor Draigo|some reason]].
* [[Grimdark|Literally everything about a certain manchild whom we no longer name for reasons of sheer horror and revulsion.]] Even a brief mention is an InfoHazard waiting to happen and not appropriate for this /tg/wiki regardless.
* [[Furries]]
* [[My Little Pony|Ponies]] who aren't in [[Board-tans/mlp|their containment board]].
* [[Brony|Furry-Bronies]]
* [[Matthew Ward|Matt Ward]]: (Read reason above)
* [[Chaos Spawn]] since just mentioning it causes to you t-AAUGHBLACIFTHFG
* ALL of the Grey Knights for [[Kaldor Draigo|some reaso-]]{{BLAM}}
* [[FATAL]]
* [[Furries]]: Human traitors that choose to become xeno scum.
**[[Chakats]]: Somehow even ''worse''.
* [[Brony|Furry-Bronies]], even in their containment board.
* [[Eldar]] [[Space Marines]]
* [[Chaos Spawn]] since just mentioning it causes to you t-AAUGHBLACIFTHFG {{BLAM}} {{BLAM|Mercy kill.}}
* [[FATAL]]: come on, click the link, read the page and find out yourself. After all, this won't be [[FATAL]] for you...
* [[Squad Broken]] (We're struggling to figure out if there's a level above Extra Heresy to describe it)
* [[Squad Broken]] (We're struggling to figure out if there's a level above Extra Heresy to describe it)
* [[Matt Ward|Fanboys]] or girls <s>or [[Meme|Fan-Attack-Helicopters]]</s> bad meme.
* Fanboys, Fangirls, or [[Meme|Fan Attack Helicopt-]]{{BLAM}} {{BLAM|NO.}}
* <s>[[Dark Angels]]</s> <s>[[Space Wolves]]</s> Definitely [[Dark Angels]].
* [[Matthew Ward|Matt Ward]]
*[[Cultist-Chan]]
*[[Cultist-Chan]]
*[[Heresy]] is extra heresy. Shut up.
*[[Heresy]] is extra heresy.
* Xenos love (as per [[Commissar Fuklaw]] stated)
* Xenos love (as per [[Commissar Fuklaw]] stated, <s>but i'm willing to try i-</s>{{BLAM}}
*<s>Skub</s>
*<s>Skub</s>
* Anything in relation to half-breeds, the actual names of which is not worth mentioning.{{BLAM|if only all anons were like this one}}
* Winx Club, especially the later seasons. But, Greta likes the later sea-{{BLAM}}
* <s>The concept of Taco Fridays. (It’s Freedom Friday anyway)</s> {{BLAM|HERESY!!!}} {{*BLAM*}} Taco Friday was the invention of the [[TTS|Man-Emperor of Mankind]]!
* Saying that Taco Tuesday is on Friday. ([[Magnus The Red| the powers of chaos prevail]]) {{BLAM|DAMMIT MAGNUS}}
* Mentioning the name of the traitor of the Imperium, Kasey Boon. I would say tha- {{BLAM}} {{BLAM|SHIPPING KASEMERALD IS HERESY!!!!!}}
* This trash: https://1d4chan.org/images/5/50/Temperus_maximus.png because
* [[/pol/]] for obvious reasons. {{BLAM|Dividing His beloved Humanity over variation that doesn't even qualify as Abhuman is HERESY!}}
* Oh and did we mention [[Matthew Ward|Matt Ward]]

Latest revision as of 23:13, 20 June 2023


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Extra Heresy, also known as Double Heresy, is a form of Heresy so Heretical that it causes everyone in the room to drop everything and stare in awe of how Heretical it is. The term was coined by Commissar Fuklaw.

Some ways to define Extra Heresy:

  1. An extremely intense variety of normal heresy
  2. Something that's heretical even for Chaos (i.e. a pacifist Bloodletter)
  3. Something that tampers with the lore of an established franchise
  4. Something that just makes you RAGE with the intensity of a thousand supernovas (not always interchangeable with the term cancer, which implies disgust rather than outrage)
  5. Something that the mere mention of which violates you to your core

Extra Heresy is punishable by Exterminatus of the heretic and their kind.

...Followed by revivification, followed by further Exterminatus.

Things that are considered Extra Heresy (With reasons why it classifies as such)[edit]