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[[File:Flat,1000x1000,075,f.u3.jpg|300px|thumb|What dogs do when nobody's looking.]]
Man's best friend, a creature bred for friendship, hunter's aid, and police work. They have been by humankind's side for 16.000 to 32.000 years and are mankind's best invention only on par with porn, beer, and the internet. They are loyal and fierce, masking that with goofiness.
 
They've been bred into different forms over the countless millennia; from protection to fighting and even pulling carts. There are even dogs that can [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FTFChckMTX0| sniff out cancer.].  An extensive list of dog breeds can be found [[wikipedia:List of dog breeds|here]].
 
=Origins=
A long time ago when mankind was a bunch of hunter gatherers we left a trail of scraps that attracted predators and soon they started following us. One of these were wolves, eventually they became useful to humans, seeing the use of having animals that can be used for guarding and hunting. They kept the wolves, and over time somebody had the genius idea of breeding based on certain traits and soon this caused an artificial evolutionary tree. Through primitive genetic engineering selectively breeding things like fluffy coats for surviving colder weathers, thick skin for fighting other dogs, search and rescue and so on.  Over 36.000 years they have been bred for millions of different tasks, but have also been one of the most wide spread companions. They have even been sent into the [[Space Wolves|black reaches of space.]]
 
=Dungeons & Dragons=
The following doggos appeared in D&D:
 
*'''Batracine''': Bulldogs with frog legs.
<gallery>
batracine MCSC.jpg
</gallery>
 
*'''[[Blink Dog]]''': Dogs that can teleport via the ethereal plane.
<gallery>
Blink dog 1e.jpg
Blink dog Monster card.jpg
Blink dog 3e.jpg
Blink dog 5e.png
Blink dog B2 PF.png
</gallery>
 
*'''Caniquine''': A large dog with the hindquarters of a horse. Can be tamed and ridden.
<gallery>
caniquine MCSC.jpg
</gallery>
 
*'''Cooshee''': Magical dogs bred by elves.
<gallery>
cooshee S4.jpg
cooshee MM2 1e.jpg
cooshee PHBR8.jpg
</gallery>
 
*'''Death Dog''': Evil two-headed dogs. Their bite imparts a rotting curse similar to that of [[mummy|mummies]].
<gallery>
death dog FF 1e.webp
death dog RA3.jpg
death dog FF 3e.webp
death dog 5e.webp
</gallery>
 
*'''Fenhound''': Servants of the Dark Powers of [[Ravenloft]]. They hunt down people who do evil deeds in or near swampy terrain.
<gallery>
fenhound MCR3.png
fenhound DoDread.jpg
</gallery>
 
*'''[[Hellhound]]''': Fire-breathing dogs.
<gallery>
Hell hound blackmoor.png
Hell hound 1e.jpg
Hell hound MCV2.jpg
Hell hound MM 2e.png
Hell hound 3e.jpg
Hell hound 4e.jpg
Hell hound 5e.png
Hell hound B1.png
</gallery>
 
'''Hound of Ill-Omen''': Divine servants sent to punish major transgressors against a god. It howls at you and walks away and then the next 4d10 hits you receive do quadruple damage, and you can't be healed until they're all rolled.
<gallery>
hound of ill-omen MCAV3.jpg
</gallery>
 
*'''Lupasus''': Dire wolves with wings.
<gallery>
lupasus MCSC.jpg
</gallery>
 
*'''Moon Dog''': Dogs with human hands and lips native to [[Elysium]].
<gallery>
Moon dog MM2 1e.jpg
moon dog MC8.jpg
moon dog MM 2e.png
moon dog 3e.webp
</gallery>
 
*'''Phantom Hound''': Ghost dogs.
<gallery>
phantom hound MCR3.png
</gallery>


[[File:Flat,1000x1000,075,f.u3.jpg|300px|thumb|What dogs do when nobody's looking.]]
*'''Saluqi Greyhound''': From [[Al-Qadim]]. Also a [[wikipedia:Saluki|real life dog breed]].
Man's best friend a creature bred for friendship, hunter's aid, and police work. They have been by humankind's side for16.000 to 32.000 years and are mankind's best invention only on par with cats, porn, beer, and the internet. They are loyal and fierce, masking that with goofiness.
<gallery>
saluqi greyhound ALQ2.png
saluqi MCAV1.jpg
</gallery>


They've been bred into different forms over the countless millennia; from protection to fighting and even pulling carts. There are even dogs that can [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FTFChckMTX0| sniff out cancer.]
*'''Shadow Mastiff''' (called '''Shadow Hound''' in 4e): Pack predators from the [[Shadowfell]].
<gallery>
shadow mastiff 1e.webp
shadow mastiff MCAV3.jpg
shadow mastiff 3e.webp
shadow hound 4e.webp
shadow mastiff 5e.webp
</gallery>


==Origins ==
*'''Skeletal Hound''': Calcium Canines
A long time ago when mankind was a bunch of hunter gatherers we left a trail of scrapes that attracted predators and soon they started following us. One of these were wolves, eventually they became useful to humans, seeing the use of having animals that can be used for guarding and hunting. They kept the wolves, and over time somebody had the genius idea of breeding based on certain traits and soon this caused an artificial evolutionary tree. Through primitive genetic engineering selectively breeding things like fluffy coats for surviving colder weathers, thick skin for fighting other dogs, search and rescue and so on.  Over 36.000 years they have been bred for millions of different tasks, but have also been one of the most wide spread companions they have even been sent into the [[Space Wolves|Black reaches of space.]]
<gallery>
skeletal hound MCR3.png
</gallery>


==Breeds==
*'''Spectral Hound''': Native to the [[Astral Plane]]. Their bite bears a curse that causes the victim to gradually become invisible and muffled, until no one can see or hear them. After a day and a half, the affected creature slips completely into the Astral Plane.
Like dragons from D&D dogs have multiple breeds gaining different traits.
<gallery>
*'''Golden retriever''' a gun dog trained to retrieve waterfowl [Ducks and upland game] that have been shot at by their hunter, The golden retriever has gone on to be the most common breed of dog people think of when they think of dog. [[File:Boss doggo.jpeg|150px|thumb|A very badass retriever.]]
spectral hound MC Mystara.jpg
</gallery>


*'''Labradors''' Another gun dog [No they don't Wield guns as bad ass as that would be, their another well known dog very good for being assistance dogs for the blind or disabled and are very athletic, their three different types, Chocolate, black, yellow, kinda like Elves except not extremely stupid or egotistical, Hey dog elves would be awesome.
*'''Silver Dog''': Rare, beautiful dogs that magically compel anyone who sees one to try and capture it. Invisible to darkvision.
<gallery>
silver dog MC11.png
</gallery>


* '''German shepherds''' A working dog originally bred for herding sheep has now become a well known working dog, from being in combat zones, to K-9 units, to air port security this is the dog well known for their strength and speed a all around working dog, though can actually be friendly and loving companions, originally from you guessed it Germany, though this dog would probably neuter any member of [[/pol/]] in a heart beat, the dog was registered in Germany and had been put too use in both WW1 and WW2 and was introduced to the us after some soldier brought these dogs back to the U.S. Hell Warner brothers had their ass saved by these dogs with Rin tin tin.
*'''Temporal Dog''': Time traveling dogs. Said to be an evolved form of blink dog.
<gallery>
temporal dog MCAV3.jpg
</gallery>


*'''Chihuahuas''' one of the smallest dogs besides the Yorkie they originated in mexico though their origins are still debated the most a lot of information from ancient Meso american cultures possible linking them to Mayan and Aztec civilizations, another thing that their associated with is their rage and viciousness for such tiny little dogs and of course barking, on the bright side their real life cutebolds.
*'''Tyrg''': A cross between a dog and a tiger.
<gallery>
tyrg MC5.jpg
</gallery>


*'''Staffordshire Terriers/Pit Bulls''': Khorne's favorite breed. Once considered to be one of the best dog breeds around, their reputation has been severely tarnished by either neglectful owners (usually of the trailer trash and ghetto variety) and/or dog-fighting rings. It doesn't help that they are a fiercely protective and active breed. However, under the right owners and care, they have been known to be hilariously goofy, rivaling even Labradors in shenanigans.
*'''Yeth Hound''': Evil flying dogs with humanlike faces. Anyone who hears their bark must save vs fear.
<gallery>
yeth hound 1e.webp
yeth hound MC5.jpg
yeth Hound 3e.webp
yeth hound 5e.webp
yeth hound B1.png
</gallery>


*'''Corgis''': Officially endorsed by Her Royal Highness, so you know they're good. This Welsh breed of short and stumpy dogs is actually featured in Welsh mythology as "fairy dogs," and may be used as mounts by the Little People. As if they weren't already adorable enough.
*'''Yowler''': Exactly the same as yeth hounds.
<gallery>
yowler MC Mystara.jpg
</gallery>


*'''Border Collies''': Bred to herd sheep, they're a serious contender for most intelligent of all dog breeds. Medium sized, black and white, and incredibly high energy, this breed absolutely needs regular exercise, and preferably work as well. If they don't have opportunities to run around, they can and will become neurotic and snippy. Females are usually louder and less polite than males.
=Warhammer Fantasy=
The ruinous powers have Flesh hounds of Khorne, essentially very grouchy and bloodthirsty demon puppers that have taste for psykers and wizards. Chaos is apparently hoarding all the non-demon doggos too (they probably feel a lot less guilty about seeing Lassie sliced up by a sword than most others would), as the chaos warhounds are part of the warriors of chaos faction and in one edition could actually take marks of chaos as an upgrade.  


Please add more breeds to this list.
The thought of a dog gaining enough infamy to ascend to a Daemon Prince would be hilarious.


==Dogs in warhammer fantasy==
Bretonnian being warhammer Frenchies loves truffles and specifically breed '''Truffle Hounds''' to find them. The said hounds has uncanny sense of smell that allows them to smell the truffles hiding underground. They are also notoriously ugly dogs with faces that look as though they have been dropped and put back together by a clumsy five-year-old. However, these hounds are also obsessed with truffles that they would immediately eat them the moment they've found it, which they would become paranoid from eating them.


The ruinous powers have Flesh hounds of Khorne essential very grouchy and blood thirsty puppers that have taste for psykers and wizards, Chaos is apparently hoarding all the doggos because the chaos warhounds are are part of the warriors of chaos faction and one addition could actually take marks of chaos as an upgrade.  
[[Orion]] is always accompany by two of his hounds in battle. Both of them has frenzy and unbreakable special rules just like their master.


The thought of a dog gaining enough infamy to ascend to a daemon Prince now that would be hilarious.
And of course there's [[Ulric]], the white wolf god, the second most popular god in the Empire. Unlike [[Space Wolves]] however, the wolves his associated with are actual canine so he gets to talk about in this section.


==Dogs in Warhammer 40k==
=Warhammer 40k=
[[File:Dog guardsman.webp|thumb|A dog being a good boy for the Emperor]]
Dogs, like humans, have been spread across the galaxy after 40 thousands years of space travel and colonization. Honestly it's odd why Games Workshop hasn't given the Imperial Guard attack dogs they'd be perfect for harassing light infantry and directing Melee away from your firing lines, hell have them swarm Failabbadon and watch as the other player bangs his head on the wall. As cool as that would be sadly tabletop wise we have yet to have dogs units besides [[Fenrisian Wolves]] and those aren't even real wolves technically.


Dogs like humans have been spread across the galaxy after 40 thousands years of space travel and colonization though some places are probably lacking dogs, [[Grimdark| for a wide variety of reasons,]] still the fact of having a loyal companion might be useful in some places honestly it's odd why Games workshop hasn't given the Imperial Guard attack dogs they'd be perfect for harassing light infantry and directing Melee away from your firing lines, hell have them swarm Failabbadon and watch as the other player bangs his head on the wall as abbadon was Doggy piled to death, as cool as that would be sadly tabletop wise we have yet to have dogs units besides space wolves and those aren't even real wolves if where getting real about it. Dogs on forge world's are probably varying levels of health as the pollution and industrial waste could poisen the poor stray puppers though they'd probably adapt to life on said forge world, however they'd be likely to be adopted and used as guard dogs or [[Grimdark|food.]]
The Adeptus Arbites have cyber mastiffs dogs who have been augmented so far that their essentially a dog's brain in a robotic body making them [[Awesome|Robocop dog]]. The said cyber dog is also the royal companion of the Hired Gun in ''Necromunda: Hired Gun'', which can be summoned in the midst of battle by squeaking its favorite squeaky toy.


The Adeptus Mechanicus also have cybernetic hounds which are used as cyber familiars and guard dogs, so that's a thing.


The adeptus arbitus have cyber mastiffs dogs who have been augmented so far that their essentially a dog's brain in a robotic body making them [[Awesome|Robocop dog]]
The Elucidian Starstriders rogue trader kill team has a dog. It's currently the only normal non-demon dog playable on the tabletop in 8th Edition.


The adeptus mechanicus also have cybernetic hounds which are used as cyber familiars and guard dogs, so that's a thing.
In the lore some Imperial Guard regiments have dogs now. ([https://regimental-standard.com/2018/09/26/managing-your-canid/ They probably outrank you.]) Still no models or rules though, on the note of outranking the average guardsmen actually rains true in real life as well, they out rank common soldiers and their handlers, to prevent soldiers from abusing the dogs on the grounds of assulting a superior.


==Dogs in Magic the gathering==
=Magic: the Gathering=
Being one of creature types called hounds they are practically on every plane of existence in one form or another, this also means [[Furry|Some planes have them walk upright.]]
Since Hound is a creature type, they are practically on every plane of existence in one form or another. [[Furry|Some planes have them walk upright.]]


=Gallery=
<gallery>
Boss doggo.jpeg|A very badass retriever.
CommissarCorgi.jpg|Adeptus Corgis
dog combat & tactics.png|2e
dog MC1.jpg
dog MM 2e.png
dog 5e.jpg|5e
dog B1.png|Pathfinder
</gallery>


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Latest revision as of 12:27, 20 June 2023

What dogs do when nobody's looking.

Man's best friend, a creature bred for friendship, hunter's aid, and police work. They have been by humankind's side for 16.000 to 32.000 years and are mankind's best invention only on par with porn, beer, and the internet. They are loyal and fierce, masking that with goofiness.

They've been bred into different forms over the countless millennia; from protection to fighting and even pulling carts. There are even dogs that can sniff out cancer.. An extensive list of dog breeds can be found here.

Origins[edit]

A long time ago when mankind was a bunch of hunter gatherers we left a trail of scraps that attracted predators and soon they started following us. One of these were wolves, eventually they became useful to humans, seeing the use of having animals that can be used for guarding and hunting. They kept the wolves, and over time somebody had the genius idea of breeding based on certain traits and soon this caused an artificial evolutionary tree. Through primitive genetic engineering selectively breeding things like fluffy coats for surviving colder weathers, thick skin for fighting other dogs, search and rescue and so on. Over 36.000 years they have been bred for millions of different tasks, but have also been one of the most wide spread companions. They have even been sent into the black reaches of space.

Dungeons & Dragons[edit]

The following doggos appeared in D&D:

  • Batracine: Bulldogs with frog legs.
  • Blink Dog: Dogs that can teleport via the ethereal plane.
  • Caniquine: A large dog with the hindquarters of a horse. Can be tamed and ridden.
  • Cooshee: Magical dogs bred by elves.
  • Death Dog: Evil two-headed dogs. Their bite imparts a rotting curse similar to that of mummies.
  • Fenhound: Servants of the Dark Powers of Ravenloft. They hunt down people who do evil deeds in or near swampy terrain.

Hound of Ill-Omen: Divine servants sent to punish major transgressors against a god. It howls at you and walks away and then the next 4d10 hits you receive do quadruple damage, and you can't be healed until they're all rolled.

  • Lupasus: Dire wolves with wings.
  • Moon Dog: Dogs with human hands and lips native to Elysium.
  • Phantom Hound: Ghost dogs.
  • Shadow Mastiff (called Shadow Hound in 4e): Pack predators from the Shadowfell.
  • Skeletal Hound: Calcium Canines
  • Spectral Hound: Native to the Astral Plane. Their bite bears a curse that causes the victim to gradually become invisible and muffled, until no one can see or hear them. After a day and a half, the affected creature slips completely into the Astral Plane.
  • Silver Dog: Rare, beautiful dogs that magically compel anyone who sees one to try and capture it. Invisible to darkvision.
  • Temporal Dog: Time traveling dogs. Said to be an evolved form of blink dog.
  • Tyrg: A cross between a dog and a tiger.
  • Yeth Hound: Evil flying dogs with humanlike faces. Anyone who hears their bark must save vs fear.
  • Yowler: Exactly the same as yeth hounds.

Warhammer Fantasy[edit]

The ruinous powers have Flesh hounds of Khorne, essentially very grouchy and bloodthirsty demon puppers that have taste for psykers and wizards. Chaos is apparently hoarding all the non-demon doggos too (they probably feel a lot less guilty about seeing Lassie sliced up by a sword than most others would), as the chaos warhounds are part of the warriors of chaos faction and in one edition could actually take marks of chaos as an upgrade.

The thought of a dog gaining enough infamy to ascend to a Daemon Prince would be hilarious.

Bretonnian being warhammer Frenchies loves truffles and specifically breed Truffle Hounds to find them. The said hounds has uncanny sense of smell that allows them to smell the truffles hiding underground. They are also notoriously ugly dogs with faces that look as though they have been dropped and put back together by a clumsy five-year-old. However, these hounds are also obsessed with truffles that they would immediately eat them the moment they've found it, which they would become paranoid from eating them.

Orion is always accompany by two of his hounds in battle. Both of them has frenzy and unbreakable special rules just like their master.

And of course there's Ulric, the white wolf god, the second most popular god in the Empire. Unlike Space Wolves however, the wolves his associated with are actual canine so he gets to talk about in this section.

Warhammer 40k[edit]

A dog being a good boy for the Emperor

Dogs, like humans, have been spread across the galaxy after 40 thousands years of space travel and colonization. Honestly it's odd why Games Workshop hasn't given the Imperial Guard attack dogs they'd be perfect for harassing light infantry and directing Melee away from your firing lines, hell have them swarm Failabbadon and watch as the other player bangs his head on the wall. As cool as that would be sadly tabletop wise we have yet to have dogs units besides Fenrisian Wolves and those aren't even real wolves technically.

The Adeptus Arbites have cyber mastiffs dogs who have been augmented so far that their essentially a dog's brain in a robotic body making them Robocop dog. The said cyber dog is also the royal companion of the Hired Gun in Necromunda: Hired Gun, which can be summoned in the midst of battle by squeaking its favorite squeaky toy.

The Adeptus Mechanicus also have cybernetic hounds which are used as cyber familiars and guard dogs, so that's a thing.

The Elucidian Starstriders rogue trader kill team has a dog. It's currently the only normal non-demon dog playable on the tabletop in 8th Edition.

In the lore some Imperial Guard regiments have dogs now. (They probably outrank you.) Still no models or rules though, on the note of outranking the average guardsmen actually rains true in real life as well, they out rank common soldiers and their handlers, to prevent soldiers from abusing the dogs on the grounds of assulting a superior.

Magic: the Gathering[edit]

Since Hound is a creature type, they are practically on every plane of existence in one form or another. Some planes have them walk upright.

Gallery[edit]