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Gender/Physical Description: Born April 6, 2006 as /n/ (News), /new/ in January 28, 2010, /pol/ in December 2011 due to a /new/ redirect, then died in late 2015 or some time after the /pol/ocaust. Traditionalists see him as a rebranding of /new/ due to the 4chan.org/new redirect. His new design has a green suit, but due to his current black suit design being often drawn, people are unwilling to let go.

Personality/Habits/Hobbies/Behavior: Antagonistic, bigoted, paranoid, self-absorbed, petty, hypocritical, childish and obsessed with not only knowing everything about conspiracies but ensuring everyone else does as well. Spends much of his time focused on the goings-on of the world and how they relate back to the Jewish menace, or at least some other ulterior force with nefarious goals. /pol/ is a know nothing know it all who claims to be an authority on genetics, political science, climatology and economics despite being a high school drop-out (as he believes that every institute of education is a liberal cesspit full of brainwashing) and the only real job he has ever had is retail work. He only views sources that support his fringe views, no matter how dubious the source is. Sources that aren't dubious tend to not be cross-referenced, get cherrypicked to support his conspiracy theories and often not even read past the title. /sci/, /his/ and /lit/ regularly demolish his claims and he never learns anything when it happens. Obsessed with The Great Happening and eagerly awaits its arrival.

Relationships: /pol/ is notorious for spreading his bullshit everywhere. Whether he does this consciously or not isn't clear; it's more likely passersby hear his rambling, find it interesting and propagate it without him having to do anything. In this respect, his popularity mirrors the popularity of 4chan itself. Became /v/'s comrade during the whole GamerGate debacle but after doing things that /v/ specifically told him not to do, he ran away when this resulted in Gamergate coming under fire. Is Vivian's uncle, but /v/ has threatened to strangle him if he tries to contact her. Will sometimes bait /tg/, but /tg/ usually knows better than to respond.

Few boards would openly claim to like him, but years of ranting has paid off depending on who'd you ask. He is the mortal enemy of social justice warriors across the internet, as well as the Jew (who doesn't exist, goy). /k/ utterly despises him since /pol/ isn't actually pro-gun (/k/ supports gun ownership for all while /pol/ thinks only whites should be allowed) and he regularly vandalizes /k/'s things and tries to get him to help him fight a race war. /mlp/ idolizes /pol/, but /pol/ sees /mlp/ as the epitome of kike brainwashing and estrogen in the water. They may or may not be in a relationship. /int/ appreciates /pol/ and his idolization of the white race, but they can't agree on who is white. Other boards just wish he would keep his conspiracies out of their hobby. /pol/ has recently become infatuated for /x/, and has since been in competition with /v/ for /x/'s affection (see Winter Ball 2014). This is because /pol/ believes /x/ to be Ebola-chan's mother, and doesn't want to become a degenerate single father to his beloved daughterfu. He isn't sure what to make of /lgbt/. On one hand, /lgbt/'s full of degeneracy and won't stop hitting on him. On the other, their opinions match up more than one would expect as /lgbt/ loves shooting for the title of "honarary aryan" to spare themselves from /pol/'s wrath. More recently, he asked /o/ to the 2016 4chan Winter Ball, she accepted, and thus began their adventure to gas the bikes.

He has recently gone off his rocker, believing that he can affect world events by wearing a special hat. The other boards would sympathize with his descent into madness if it didn't cause him to become even more obnoxious than he is normally.

Has now entered officially into a relationship with /mlp/ as of the 2017 April fool's day debacle whereupon they were both locked in a broom cupboard together for an entire day and found they had more in common than they thought. Rumours of a Pregnancy continue to circulate, as nobody can be sure whether the existence of /mlpol/ will continue to exist or flounder.

On the 5th of April, /mlpol/, /pol/ and /mlp/'s child, was killed by mods. This has, obviously, not been good for either of their mental states, and both /pol/ and /mlp/ are looking into occult means of retrieving /mlpol/ from the underworld with the help of /x/, much to the dismay of other boards, who have to listen to their ramblings. After much time however, they eventually gave up on this effort, and /pol/ went back to hating /mlp/ just as usual. Nonetheless, rumors of /mlpol/'s survival still linger about, much to the disgust of /pol/ who considered /mlpol/ too much like her mother to be considered a son to him.

On May 4th of the same year, /pol/ later had a second child in /bant/ whose mother was unknown, a child who he desperately attempted to make as a replacement for /mlpol/ but failed, only succeeding in alienating the young board in the process. /pol/ continues to support her and hopes that he will be able to turn her into one of his footsoldiers, but his abrasive, cruel nature compared to her desire to take it easy makes this an unlikely except for the few moments where their desires align. He periodically sends her his threads as a means to educate /bant/ about the Jew and other dangers of the world, but more often than not they end up being saged and slid off the board in short order. /bant/'s disapproval is one of the few negative relationships that frustrates /pol/ about his inability to control, and he fears that with her status as a trial board he might lose her like /mlpol/, and is powerless to do anything about it.

Both the people who made /mlpol/ and /bant/'s papa backstory should get some therapy, but then again, this is 1d4chan, so who are we to make such moralfag judgements?

Job: /pol/'s main focus is his blog where he spreads (dis)information about current political and socioeconomic events. In order to make ends meet, he works a shitty retail job. If asked about his lack of success in life, he will claim that it's because of the jews keeping down goyim like him. No board is fooled by this and knows that it's because he is a high school drop-out with the social skills of a betta fish.

/POL/ DEPICTIONS:

/pol/ during the /pol/harbor 2014
Three popular /pol/ appearances during the 2014 Winter Ball OTP-fest
/new/ as a rebranded /pol/-tan. Used during /pol/'s earlier years pre-2014.
A version of /pol/ used for /polgbt/. Based off a comic featuring /polgbt/ innawoods.
homestuck, /pol/, /co/. The green suit campaigned against black suit in various board-tan skirmishes.
Project Hate Machine /pol/, 2014-current.
Gas the bikes!

/POL/ WITH OTHER BOARDS:

/pol/ meeting /x/ on the radio waves
/lgbt/ and /pol/ users on Omegle
/pol/ helping /v/ with Vivian's creation
Fiction with /pol/ and /mlp/'s tans
/pol/ and /b/ with tumblr on Independence Day, 2014
An anon's opinion on /pol/
/pol/ asks /o/ to the ball.

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-'''Gender/Physical Description:''' Born April 6, 2006 as /n/ (News), /new/ in January 28, 2010, /pol/ in December 2011. Traditionalists see him as a rebranding of /new/ due to the 4chan.org/new redirect. Otherwise he is seen as other depictions ranging from hydra, green-suit, a female, or a skinhead. Most often seen wearing Nazi insignia and uniforms. Is of Jewish descent.
+'''Gender/Physical Description:''' Born April 6, 2006 as /n/ (News), /new/ in January 28, 2010, /pol/ in December 2011 due to a /new/ redirect, then died in late 2015 or some time after the /pol/ocaust. Traditionalists see him as a rebranding of /new/ due to the 4chan.org/new redirect. His new design has a green suit, but due to his current black suit design being often drawn, people are unwilling to let go.
-'''Personality/Habits/Hobbies/Behavior:''' Antagonistic, anti-Semitic, racist, sexist, homophobic, transphobic (you get it) paranoid and obsessed with not only knowing everything about conspiracies but ensuring everyone else does as well. Spends much of his time focused on the goings-on of the world and how they relate back to the Jewish menace, or at least some other ulterior force with nefarious goals. /pol/ is a know nothing know it all, he has no higher education as he believes that every college and university is a liberal cesspit full of brainwashing; he only views sources that support his fringe views, no matter how dubious the source is. Sources that aren't dubious tend to not be cross-referenced, get cherrypicked to support his conspiracy theories and sometimes not even read past the title. /sci/, /his/ and /lit/ regularly demolish his claims and he never learns anything when it happens. Obsessed with the great Happening and eagerly awaits its arrival.
+'''Personality/Habits/Hobbies/Behavior:''' Antagonistic, bigoted, paranoid, self-absorbed, petty, hypocritical, childish and obsessed with not only knowing everything about conspiracies but ensuring everyone else does as well. Spends much of his time focused on the goings-on of the world and how they relate back to the Jewish menace, or at least some other ulterior force with nefarious goals. /pol/ is a know nothing know it all who claims to be an authority on genetics, political science, climatology and economics despite being a high school drop-out (as he believes that every institute of education is a liberal cesspit full of brainwashing) and the only real job he has ever had is retail work. He only views sources that support his fringe views, no matter how dubious the source is. Sources that aren't dubious tend to not be cross-referenced, get cherrypicked to support his conspiracy theories and often not even read past the title. /sci/, /his/ and /lit/ regularly demolish his claims and he never learns anything when it happens. Obsessed with The Great Happening and eagerly awaits its arrival.
-'''Relationships:''' /pol/ is notorious for spreading his bullshit everywhere. Whether he does this consciously or not isn't clear; it's more likely passersby hear his rambling, find it interesting and propagate it without him having to do anything. In this respect, his popularity mirrors the popularity of 4chan itself. Became /v/'s comrade during the whole GamerGate debacle. Is Vivian's uncle. Will sometimes bait /tg/, but /tg/ usually knows better than to respond.
+'''Relationships:''' /pol/ is notorious for spreading his bullshit everywhere. Whether he does this consciously or not isn't clear; it's more likely passersby hear his rambling, find it interesting and propagate it without him having to do anything. In this respect, his popularity mirrors the popularity of 4chan itself. Became /v/'s comrade during the whole GamerGate debacle but after doing things that /v/ specifically told him not to do, he ran away when this resulted in Gamergate coming under fire. Is Vivian's uncle, but /v/ has threatened to strangle him if he tries to contact her. Will sometimes bait /tg/, but /tg/ usually knows better than to respond.
-Nonetheless most boards have split opinions on him. Conservatives sympathize with his rambling and liberals detest it. He is the mortal enemy of social justice warriors across the internet, as well as the Jew (who doesn't exist, goy.) /k/ and him share a bond over the impending end of society, although /k/ insists they are better prepared. /mlp/ idolizes /pol/, but /pol/ sees /mlp/ as the epitome of kike brainwashing and estrogen in the water. They may or may not be in a relationship. /int/ appreciates /pol/ and his idolization of the white race, but they can't agree on who is white. Other boards just wish he would keep his conspiracies out of their hobby. /pol/ has recently become infatuated for /x/, and has since been in competition with /v/ for /x/'s affection (see Winter Ball 2014). This is because /pol/ believes /x/ to be Ebola-chan's mother, and doesn't want to become a degenerate single father to his beloved daughterfu.  He isn't sure what to make of /lgbt/. On one hand, /lgbt/'s full of degeneracy and won't stop hitting on him. On the other, their opinions match up more than one would expect as /lgbt/ loves shooting for the title of "honarary aryan" to spare themselves from /pol/'s wrath.
+Few boards would openly claim to like him, but years of ranting has paid off depending on who'd you ask. He is the mortal enemy of social justice warriors across the internet, as well as the Jew (who doesn't exist, goy). /k/ utterly despises him since /pol/ isn't actually pro-gun (/k/ supports gun ownership for all while /pol/ thinks only whites should be allowed) and he regularly vandalizes /k/'s things and tries to get him to help him fight a race war. /mlp/ idolizes /pol/, but /pol/ sees /mlp/ as the epitome of kike brainwashing and estrogen in the water. They may or may not be in a relationship. /int/ appreciates /pol/ and his idolization of the white race, but they can't agree on who is white. Other boards just wish he would keep his conspiracies out of their hobby. /pol/ has recently become infatuated for /x/, and has since been in competition with /v/ for /x/'s affection (see Winter Ball 2014). This is because /pol/ believes /x/ to be Ebola-chan's mother, and doesn't want to become a degenerate single father to his beloved daughterfu.  He isn't sure what to make of /lgbt/. On one hand, /lgbt/'s full of degeneracy and won't stop hitting on him. On the other, their opinions match up more than one would expect as /lgbt/ loves shooting for the title of "honarary aryan" to spare themselves from /pol/'s wrath. More recently, he asked /o/ to the 2016 4chan Winter Ball, she accepted, and thus began their adventure to gas the bikes.
+He has recently gone off his rocker, believing that he can affect world events by wearing a special hat. The other boards would sympathize with his descent into madness if it didn't cause him to become even more obnoxious than he is normally.
-'''Job:''' /pol/'s job is to gather information (or disinformation) about current socioeconomic and political events.
+Has now entered officially into a relationship with /mlp/ as of the 2017 April fool's day debacle whereupon they were both locked in a broom cupboard together for an entire day and found they had more in common than they thought. Rumours of a Pregnancy continue to circulate, as nobody can be sure whether the existence of [[Board-tans/mlpol|/mlpol/]] will continue to exist or flounder.
+On the 5th of April, /mlpol/, /pol/ and /mlp/'s child, was killed by mods. This has, obviously, not been good for either of their mental states, and both /pol/ and /mlp/ are looking into occult means of retrieving /mlpol/ from the underworld with the help of /x/, much to the dismay of other boards, who have to listen to their ramblings. After much time however, they eventually gave up on this effort, and /pol/ went back to hating /mlp/ just as usual. Nonetheless, rumors of /mlpol/'s survival still linger about, much to the disgust of /pol/ who considered /mlpol/ too much like her mother to be considered a son to him.
+On May 4th of the same year, /pol/ later had a second child in [[Board-tans/bant|/bant/]] whose mother was unknown, a child who he desperately attempted to make as a replacement for /mlpol/ but failed, only succeeding in alienating the young board in the process. /pol/ continues to support her and hopes that he will be able to turn her into one of his footsoldiers, but his abrasive, cruel nature compared to her desire to take it easy makes this an unlikely except for the few moments where their desires align. He periodically sends her his threads as a means to educate /bant/ about the Jew and other dangers of the world, but more often than not they end up being saged and slid off the board in short order. /bant/'s disapproval is one of the few negative relationships that frustrates /pol/ about his inability to control, and he fears that with her status as a trial board he might lose her like /mlpol/, and is powerless to do anything about it.
+Both the people who made /mlpol/ and /bant/'s papa backstory should get some therapy, but then again, this is 1d4chan, so who are we to make such moralfag judgements?
+'''Job:''' /pol/'s main focus is his blog where he spreads (dis)information about current political and socioeconomic events. In order to make ends meet, he works a shitty retail job. If asked about his lack of success in life, he will claim that it's because of the jews keeping down goyim like him. No board is fooled by this and knows that it's because he is a high school drop-out with the social skills of a betta fish.
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-File:2015 result of moot triggering pol.png|/pol/ during the /pol/harbor 2015
+File:2015 result of moot triggering pol.png|/pol/ during the /pol/harbor 2014
 File:0001.jpg|Three popular /pol/ appearances during the 2014 Winter Ball OTP-fest
 File:2.png|/new/ as a rebranded /pol/-tan. Used during /pol/'s earlier years pre-2014.
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 File:Homestuck pol co.png|homestuck, /pol/, /co/. The green suit campaigned against black suit in various board-tan skirmishes.
 File:Project hate machine pol.png| Project Hate Machine /pol/, 2014-current.
-File:Polobegins.png| /pol/ asks /o/ to the ball.
 File:Gasthebikes.jpg| Gas the bikes!
 </gallery>
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 File:1408395235029.png|/lgbt/ and /pol/ users on Omegle
 File:Vivbirth.png|/pol/ helping /v/ with Vivian's creation
-File:Pol and mlp fanfiction.jpg|Fiction with /pol/ and /mlp/'s tans
+File:Pol and mlp.jpg|Fiction with /pol/ and /mlp/'s tans
 File:Polb.png| /pol/ and /b/ with tumblr on Independence Day, 2014
 File:Srgfd.png| An anon's opinion on /pol/
+File:Polobegins.png| /pol/ asks /o/ to the ball.
 </gallery>
-==/new/- News==
+[[Category:Pure Evil]]
+[[Category:Sick]]
-The board was around for a year until it was axed along with /r9k/ in 2011. It was /pol/'s predecessor in 2010.
-[[File:New and moot.png|200px|thumb|left|/new/-tan and moot]]
-'''Gender/Physical Description:''' White male, early thirties. He is portrayed as a news reporter with a press hat that constantly overshadows his eyes. It's fair to note that the board-tan was created after the board was deleted, so the overall review of the board's personality was decided by comments that the board inhabitants made during its existence.
-'''Personality/Habits/Hobbies/Behavior:''' Likes to blame the jews as much as /n/ before it. Sarcastic fellow. Posts a lot of useless articles, majority race-related. Due to his reactionary nature, he has a propensity for attracting extremists and idiots. Frequently gets into arguments for the sake of getting into an argument.
-'''Relationships:''' He is often seen hanging out with /lit/, /sci/, /k/, and /int/. He is also frequented by /tg/ as they both harbor a passion for history-related topics and tabletop games. /new/ is familiar with /b/. How familiar is left up in the air. More recently, he asked /o/ to the 2016 4chan Winter Ball, she accepted, and thus began their adventure to gas the bikes.
-<gallery class="center">
-File:N and new.png|/n/ on /new/
-File:Moot on new.png|moot being useless
-File:1297199080171.png| One of the many variations of Niggerwalk on /new/
-File:1318579406762.jpg|moot commenting on the superiority of the news board
-File:1370302869536.png
-File:New analysis.png|Analysis of /new/
-File:New is and will forever be shit.jpg|Stating the obvious
-File:New steals int 4 mil.jpg|/new/ steals /int/'s GET
-File:Newwordball.png|Common words associated with /new/
-</gallery>
-==/n/- News==
-Around for two years, 2006-2008 before turning into /n/-Transportation.  At the time of their deletion, the majority of the users left to plus4chan's /n/. Likely the users of /n/ migrated to /new/ after moot returned it to 4chan.
-'''Gender/Physical Description:''' n/a. Not much is known about /n/ due to its slow pace, though parts of his personality seemed to pass on to /new/.
-[[File:N no board tan.png|200px|thumb|left|/n/-News]]
-<gallery class="center">
-File:1319353518523.jpg|/n/ getting deleted
-File:Ndeletionreact.png|Reaction to /n/'s deletion on 4chan's /newpol/ text board.
-File:Thethreadthatkilledn.jpg|the final straw that killed /n/
-File:1319353823114.jpg
-File:1319353911838.jpg
-File:1319353708621.jpg|/n/ and tire jokes
-</gallery>
-'''Personality/Habits/Hobbies/Behavior:''' n/a. 2006 and 2007 were during the Bush Administration, so it was likely that he slanted a bit left/libertarian until the Obama campaign. Was critical of Bush, then was critical about Obama, the latter presumably killing him.
-'''Relationships:''' Kept mostly to himself. At this point in time, it's fair to note that /b/ was gaining notoriety on media and news sites. Whether /n/ was concerned is unknown.

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