/TG/heim:Wu's Manchu (Battle Monks of Cathay)

Intro

Far to the East lies a Great Empire of Cathay, where every word of its Emperor Wu is considered so significant, that entire noble houses are busy with recording his thoughts and fulfilling his every whim.

Once, display of exotic jewelry had piqued Emperor's interest..

And so began near-suicidal quest for retrieving the most rare jewel known - a comet, no less, that have recently fallen in the far away lands. Led by the ambitious Dong Long, a group of twenty soldiers, accompanied by three gloryseeking Dragon Monks and a bunch of mysterious peasants, started a journey through the most perilous lands known to man.

Only ten made it to the Mordheim.

Warband Info

Warband Rating: 149

Wyrdstone Count: 0 (Kalmar's Acqusitions, Inc owes Emissary 2 shards)

Gold Stash: 17gc

Battle Score: 3W/5L

Heroes

Dong Long

Effeminate, untalented and downright useless, this fool has ambition disproportionate to his virtues. -- Opinion of the Imperial Court

Emissary - 60gc, 140(210)gc Total

M	WS	BS	S	T	W	I	A	Ld
4	3	4	3	3	2	4	2	8

Advances: +1 A, +1 W

Skills: Warmonger (Ld test before battle for bonus 1d3+1 Raging Peasants, and all Peasants gaining Hatred)

Light Armour + Shield (5+ Save)

Sword (S: As user, Parry)

Duelling Pistol (10" S4, +1 to BS roll, Attack every other turn, -2 to Armor Save, bonus S4 -2 Sv attack in Round 1 of Melee)

Crossbow (30" S4, Move or Fire)

Rickshaw (Pimpin' ride, see Spoils of War)

OoA's: Halberdier, Zombie

Experience: 32xp, 3 Advances

Hui Bei

Loyal servant of the Emperor, this man will follow his orders, even if this means that he has to baby-sit the Emissary. Has a phobia of squirrels.

Officer - 40gc, 125gc Total

M	WS	BS	S	T	W	I	A	Ld
4	4	4	3+1	3	1	4	1	7

Advances: +2BS

Effects: Lost an eye to squirrel attack (-1BS)

Light Armor (6+ Sv)

Dragon Sword (S: +1, Parry)

Duelling Pistol

Crossbow

Experience: 19xp, 2 Advances

Dragon Monks

Contrary to the popular belief of Cathayan citizens, many of the Dragon Monk-warriors are actually trained in the use of contemporary weapons and armor. They just refuse to use them in battle to spice up a fighting challenge...

Challenge being something they must constantly seek and overcome to prove that their style should be considered manliest method of punching people in the face to fighting schools of Cathay .

Master Jeet

Dragon Monk - 55gc, 95gc Total

M	WS	BS	S	T	W	I	A	Ld
4	5	3	3	3	1	4	1+1	9

Advances: +1Ld, +2WS

Skills: Art of Silent Death (Unarmed attack counts as two weapons, cause critical hits on 5+, and give no bonus to enemy Sv)

Effects: Hates Un-Un Landprecht, Hand Injury (-1WS), PTSD (Stupidity)

Chain Sticks (+2 Attacks in Round 1 of Melee, counts as two hand weapons otherwise)

Fish-Hook Shot (3" S3 Thrown Weapon, can be thrown at models in CC, can be used to KD by passing S check instead of wounding)

Crossbow Bolt (Lucky Charm, 4+ Sv against first hit)

OoA's: Man-at-Arms, Roland-Sama

Experience: 26xp, 3 Advances

Master Wuji

Dragon Monk - 55gc, 80gc Total

M	WS	BS	S	T	W	I	A	Ld
4	4	2	4	3	2	4+1	1+1	8

Advances: +1W, +1S

Skills: Art of Silent Death, Step Aside (5+ Invul. Sv in CC)

Effects: Gouged Eye (-1BS)

Quarter Staff (+1 Initiative in Melee, used with fists as second hand weapon)

Fish-Hook Shot

OoA's: First Circle Initiate, Hacky Boy

Experience: 25xp, 3 Advances

Henchmen

Bunch of Raging Serfs

No one knows why do they follow the warband, why do they keep fighting, and why they are so goddamn angry, but no one cares enough to ask.

5xRaging Peasants - 10gc each

M	WS	BS	S	T	W	I	A	Ld
4	2	2	3	3	1	3	1	6

Mob Rule, Ignored (Out of Action Peasants do not count for purpose of Rout tests), Downtrodden (Peasant instantly becomes Out of Action when Wounded)

OoA's: Man-at-Arms, Dhrone of Brionne, Brother Barbatos, "Lord" Ose, Strol Landprecht, Halberdier, 2 Squigs, Squibblorg, Rot the Rat.

Awaiting Reincarnation

Master Quan

Dragon Monk

Master of Drunken Fist style and improvised weapons fighter. He died recklessly charging straight onto Bretonnian swords, and failed to bring glory to his school. Better luck next time, Jackie.

Master Chun

Dragon Monk

Loved to roundhouse-kick ladies

OoA's: Ingel Landprecht, Paymaster Moncha

Tian Zhen, The Aspiring Poet

Soldier

Imperial Court, seemingly unimpressed by Dong Long's progress, sent him this boy instead of expected reinforcements. Cruel decision on their behalf, really. Kid wasn't ready for this. This city had broken his soul, and then, his body. And by "city" I mean huge fucking axe. Kid loved metaphors. Rip. -- Hui Bei

Li Shang

Soldier

Robust and disciplined. Had a knack for training peasants.

Hua Zhu

Soldier

New addition to the graveyard. Not much was known about her.

Eight Nameless Peasants

No one will remember you.

Dong Long's Battle Journal

Encounter 1: vs. The Good Company of Sir Aillas (Manchu victory). First contact with western civilization was a disaster. Due to the obvious miscommunication, these shambling piles of metal, calling themselves "knights", started a hours-long fight over a bunch of buildings in the city outskirts, resulting in bloodbath with both sides suffering casualties. Master Quan was gravely wounded while trying to finish off their Captain.

Encounter 2: vs. Sulemain's Menagerie (Manchu victory). After gaining a footing in the city, my forces began searching grounds around the camp for any traces of the comet. However, we were not the only ones observing this eerie ruins. Marauding mutants was trying to snatch a treasure, hidden just under our nose. Unwilling to miss such an opportunity, I have ordered peasants to attack. Quickly intercepting chest-carrying abominations, my men fearlessly struck them down, feeling nothing but disgust. Sadly, "treasure" turned out to be mere two gold coins worth.

Encounter 3: vs. Iron Biters (Biters Victory). As we had finally figured out the approximate location of the impact zone, and was trying to secure the avenues of approach, the wild group of giant ogres appeared out of nowhere! Stomping through the ranks of soldiers, they soon left the scene, while my men was still crying in pain. Damn ogres.

Encounter 4: vs. Clan Landprecht (Landprecht Victory). By the looks of it these western barbarians love their inns. They love their inns so much, actually, that would fight, die, and kill, just to take one into their possession. I could never hope to understand such behavior. Stumbling across one of those establishments we received such a fierce resistance, that I could only hope to never meet its new inhabitants again. Among other local peculiarities I should note the very active, and moreover - aggressive local population of small rodents. I mean, little monsters chewed up one of the peasants alive and took Hui's eye! Ha! That was entertaining..

Special: Master Jeet vs. Roland-Sama Duel.

City at noon,

Wind is howling.

Those abs of steel!

New warrior born.

-- Last poem of Tian Zhen

Encounter 5: vs. Blood Hoof's Raiders (Raiders Victory). same here

Encounter 6: vs. Giacomo's Gravediggers (Gravediggers Victory). procrastinating

Encounter 7: Alliance with Giacomo's Gravediggers vs. Toofy Crows vs. Wicked K's Company (Alliance Victory). I don't even

Encounter 8: vs. The Blight Lords Followers (Followers Victory). I'm very close to actually writing this up

See also

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