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| Stephanie Meyer,the author of [[Twilight]] is one of the best examples of a faggot with a typewriter. She basically is the #1 bitch who has ruined the vampire image of a stalking demon of the night to a goddamned [[Mary Sue]] emo [[fag]] who's still in fucking highschool even though he's like a billion years old. She also succeeded in devoting an ENTIRE TIME OF DAY to necrophilia and bestiality. This editor has one comment regarding her: FUCK YOU AND YOUR [[Mary Sue|MARY SUES]]!!!!!
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| Her book <s>has been compared to the communist manifesto, in the sense that its not a bad book, but it</s> fucks with peoples brains. The communist manifesto may fuck with peoples' brains, but at least it helped make the most badass country known to man. By comparison, this book <s>just makes twelve year old girls wet.</s> turns <s>children</s> people into retards. Of course, if you enjoyed twilight, you are gay, a member of the emo/goth cult or a teenage fangirl who loves to read about a vampire who knocks up a 17 year old. (And a twisted, sick little fuck who gets off to pedophilia, considering the two's age differences. Amirite?)
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| ==The Author Hates Teh Gay==
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| '''WARNING''': Contains [[Faggotry|Politics]].
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| Stephanie Meyer is a devout Mormon, and tithes a considerable amount of money from the sales of her ''Twilight'' books to the Mormon church.
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| Normally, this wouldn't be worthy of any real note, save for the fact that the church she tithes to is the exact same one that spent millions of dollars on advertising supporting Proposition 8 - a bill outlawing homosexual marriage in California.
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| The church is currently under investigation for this, but one way or another, the fact remains that every book she sells helps this group discriminate against gays. So despite making metrosexual and plot-points that are gayer than 9 guys fucking 10 guys, she hates her them gays.
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| Telling fans this tends to make their brains shift gears without the clutch, resulting in epic [[lulz]].
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| =THE PARADOX=
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| So heres a paradox that makes [http://1d4chan.org/wiki/Doctor_Who doctor who] shit bricks. The writer writes twilight, which is the gayest book on the market that doesnt involve goatse. she then takes part of the profits of this gay book and donates them to the mormon church. the mormon church then takes these funds and tries to stop gay marriage from happening...so unless she's fully aware of this and figures its balancing out karma or some shit? its a paradox...and even then i don't think shes getting into heaven no matter what shes doing.
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| ==IN CONCLUSION==
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| [[Rage|RRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!]]
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| ==See Also==
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| *[[Twilight]]
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| *[[fag]]
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| [[Category: Writers]]
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