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| Stephanie Meyer,the author of [[Twilight]] is one of the best examples of a faggot with a typewriter. She basically is the #1 bitch who has ruined the vampire image of a stalking demon of the night to a goddamned [[Mary Sue]] emo [[fag]] who is in fucking highschool even though he's like a billion years old. She also succeeded in devoting an ENTIRE TIME OF DAY to necrophilia and bestiality. This editor has one comment regarding her: FUCK YOU AND YOUR [[Mary Sue|MARY SUES]]!!!!!
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| Her book has been compared to the communist manifesto, in the sense that its not a bad book, but it fucks with peoples brains. Of course, to make this comparison, you must have enjoyed twilight and thus, are gay, or a teenage fangirl who loves to read about a vampire who knocks up a 17 year old.
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| ==The Author Hates Teh Gay==
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| '''WARNING''': Contains [[Faggotry|Politics]].
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| Stephanie Meyer is a devout Mormon, and tithes a considerable amount of money from the sales of her ''Twilight'' books to the Mormon church.
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| Normally, this wouldn't be worthy of any real note, save for the fact that the church she tithes to is the exact same one that spent millions of dollars on advertising supporting Proposition 8 - a bill outlawing homosexual marriage in California.
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| The church is currently under investigation for this, but one way or another, the fact remains that every book she sells helps this group discriminate against gays. So despite making metrosexual and plot-points that are gayer than 9 guys fucking 10 guys, she hates her them gays.
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| Telling fans this tends to make their brains shift gears without the clutch, resulting in epic [[lulz]].
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| ==IN CONCLUSION==
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| [[Rage|RRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!]]
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| ==See Also==
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| *[[Twilight]]
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| *[[fag]]
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| [[Category: Writers]]
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