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| Make a bear character in [[D&D]] 3.5. DM laughs. Make a bear rogue, put every point I can into disguise. Prestige class as a spy to get more disguise. DM says I can't speak English. Max out bluff. By growling and gesturing, I can fake speaking a language I don't speak (english).
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| Use money to hire a butler NPC. Give him a magical item to let him speak bear.
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| "GROWWWWWWL"
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| "An excellent suggestion, Mister Bearington. We really should ask the group to investigate the Black Marsh."
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| Over the course of the game, be knighted as Sir Bearington. Queen holds a dinner in my honor. A guest becomes the first man to ever make a perception check that can beat my disguise. Shouts out loud, "HEY, THAT GUY'S NOT A GUY, HE'S JUST A BEAR!" Man is escorted out of the castle while the guards apologize profusely for the indignity.
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| "We're so sorry, Sir Bearington, very sorry for this man's behavior."
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| "ROAR" *shrug*
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| [[Category:Meme]] | | [[Category:Meme]][[Category:Stories/Dungeons & Dragons]] |
