Faptau

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A Tau that likes to fap. Yeah, we're afraid that's the joke. Let all good folk hate and shun him with the same hatred as they would any other Tau. Due to his excessive fapping, his right arm has grown disproportionally out of size. Heck if he should ever punch someone it would be equivalent to being punched by a Space Marine Powerfist, but then again he's too busy fapping so...meh. See also, The Charger.

In the old days, a frequently recurring warpuppet character.

See also: Shlicktau

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  Faptau encounters Macha

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  +2 for peephole detection rolls

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