Editing Weirdboy Tower

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[[File:WeirdboyTower.jpg|200px|right|thumb|Oh god....the [[Fail|Fail.]]]]
Oh boy, you thought the [[Spleenrippa]] looked impractical? You thought the infamous dick gun of a [[Gargant]] was goofy? You thought that the [[Matt Ward|Wardien]] [[Dreadknight]] and the [[Khorne|Khornate]] [[Lord of Skulls]] was idiotic? You thought that [[Death Dealer|half]] [[Blood Reaper|of the]] [[Daemon Engines]] [[Lord of Skulls|from]] [[Khorne]] [[Slaanesh Subjugator|and]] [[Slaanesh]] was mindnumbingly retarded? You thought the Imperial [[Taurox]] was stupidly high? Well buckle up because you are going to be in one hell of a ride. Ladies and gentlemen meet the Weirdboy Tower.

Now it is understandable that [[Weirdboy|Weirdboyz]] are nervous around the battlefield, what with their chances of accidentally using too much [[WAAAGH]] energy which will make their heads and that of any Orks near them to spontaneously explode. So what is the best way to boost up their confidence? Lets make a vehicle dedicated to them of course!

Weirdboy Towers are engines of war used by the [[Ork]]s. Manned by Weirdboyz, they apparently amplify the Psyker's psychic powers and create havoc across the battlefield.

The reason why this is mocked is because it looks stupid. It is too damned tall and a slight breeze in the wind should be enough to topple it over. It also looks like a [[/d/|moving dick with herpes]]...maybe [[Slaanesh]] was involved? And that is without going into the fact that it lacks barely any secondary weapons to defend itself. Its only gimmick is making the Weirboy powers super powered, but it doesn't really guarantee it will prevent an explosive 'eadbanging and it is a massive target.

The only good news is that it has been almost forgotten by GeeDubs for decades now. Nope, in Saga of the Beast is mentioned.
== Fanmade Rules ==

=== 8th Edition ===

{| class=wikitable
|- valign=top
! Name !! M !! WS !! BS !! S !! T !! W !! A !! Ld !! Sv !! Points
|-
| Weirdboy Tower || 8" || 3+ || 5+ || 6 || 6 || 15 || 4 || 6 || 4+ || 200
|-
|}

{| class=wikitable
|- valign=top
! Weapon !! Range !! Type !! S !! AP !! D !! Abilities !! Points
|-
| Big Shoota || 36" || Assault 3 || 5 || 0 || 1 || - || 0
|-
| Bolted On Big Shoota || 36" || Assault 3 || 5 || 0 || 1 || - || 2
|-
| Rokkit Launcha || 36" || Heavy D3 || 8 || -2 || D3 || - || 5
|-
| Burna || 8" || Assault D6 || 4 || 0 || 1 || This weapon automatically hits its target. || 2
|-
| Ramshackle Tyres || Melee || Melee || User || -1 || 1 || - || 0
|}

Abilities:
*Random Psychic discharges:
**Roll a D6 for each unit (including this model) within 2D6” at the start of each of your turns, on 6 you must attempt to cast smite at that unit in your next psychic phase. This spell does not count towards the total number of spells this model may cast this turn and does not incure a +1 to the casting cost for subsequent smite attempts and this model only suffers perils in the warp on double 6’s instead of doubles in general.

*Ork Psychic Shield: Copper wiring around the tower absorbs excess wargh energy produced by the weirdboy’s inside it, they by preventing the tower from going boom when an orl sneezes and creating a (if very unpredictable) force field which is surprisingly effective at negating enemy attacks.
**At the beginning of your turn roll a D6 and add 1 to that value, the resulting value is this models invulnerability save until the start of your next turn (eg. You roll a 4, so your invulnerability save will be 5++).

This vehicle may transport up to 10 ORK INFANTRY models. Each MEGA ARMOUR or JUMP PACK model takes up the space of two models.

Faction Keywords: '''ORK''', '''<CLAN>'''

Keywords: '''VEHICLE''', '''TRANSPORT''', '''WEIRDBOY TOWER''',

[[Category: Warhammer 40,000]]

[[Category: Epic 40,000]]

[[Category: Xenos]]
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