Editing Side Effects of Worshipping Slaanesh


Slaanesh is a bit of a messed up creature, but worshipping him/her/it causes some weird shit. Like '''''really weird shit'''''. He/she/it has a long history of being possibly the most disgusting, devious, and sex driven thing in existence, barring MAYBE [[Honsou]]. Because of the weird things [[Slaanesh]] is into (read: absolutely everything you could possibly think of cranked up to eleven), worshipping him/her/it causes some fucked up and strange side effects, including but not limited to: 

1. Growing dicks for eyes

2. Growing eyes for your dick 

3. Becoming a [[Chaos Spawn|Low-Budget-Hentai]]

4. Dying to death

5. Becoming a colossal perv

6. Becoming more charismatic and popular

7. Gaining purple anime hair 

8. Your tongue becoming a tentacle 

9. Said tentacle growing a tongue

10.[[Chaos Spawn|Growing a lie detecting eye on your bell end]] 

11. Gaining the sex drive of a rabbit

12. Losing your sex drive and hating everything except the songs "Black Tears" by Heaven Shall Burn, "Die Motherfucker Die" by Suicide Commando, or literally anything by Rave the Reqviem

13. [[FATAL|Your mouth doubling as your anus, and your anus your mouth]]

14. Dying to death

15. Liking [[Matt Ward]]'s Codex Ultramarines

16. Becoming [[That Guy]]

17. Becoming [[This Guy]]

18. Becoming a Sexy Son/Daughter/Thing of a Bitch

19. Becoming an Ugly Son/Daughter/Thing of a Bitch

20. Becoming a thousand-mile high erect penis

21. [[Fulgrim|Getting turned into a Painting]]

22. [[Noise Marines|Becoming an ugly but expensive as fuck kit]]

23. Getting all the bitches

24. Getting no bitches

25. [[Doomrider|Becoming an immortal cocaine fuelled demon]]

26. [[Rule_63|Having your gender reversed]]

27. Gaining the power of penis fingers

28. Sudden urge to paint

29. Becoming a fat fuck

30. The inability to [[THIN YOUR PAINTS]]

31. Sudden urge to play [[FATAL]]

32. A lot

33. A very unhealthy amount of it

34. Having your gender reversed (again)

35. Listening to Screamo death metal

36. Melting people's faces with said death metal

37. Your rape face becoming your normal face

38. Growing tit (not tits, but "tit")

39. [[Noise Marine|Never Orgasming again, until you decapitate a nun with a gun]]

40. Dying to death (again)