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[[File:GlD1p7lbPznBt724.jpg|300px|right|thumb|Giving the [[Haemonculus|Lords of Pain]] a run for their money.]] {{Topquote|Oi, dis iz an emergency! Da Big Boss’ fav’rit grot got stepped on by one o’ you gits, an’ I need a proper Dok ‘ere NOW. I ‘eard dem Beast Snaggas ‘ave sum pretty choppy Doks in dere mobs, so get dem ‘umies from dat ‘regular feature’ fing to go find out wot’s wot over dere. I SAID NOW.|From Warhammer Community.}} So when a normal [[Ork Boy]] becomes big enough, he becomes a [[Warboss]]. When a normal [[Mekboy]] becomes big enough, he becomes a [[Big Mek]]. So what happens when a [[Painboy]] gets big enough too? Well, he transforms himself into a '''''Painboss'''''. == Overview == A new unit revealed on May 2021. A Painboss is what happens when a very affluent Painboy gets so high with surgery he essentially reach a status comparable to a Warboss. For some reason, Painboss often find themselves in company with the [[Beast Snagga]]s. Then again, with their profession literally consisting of living with very dangerous [[Squig]]s, it is no surprise that they suffer more than their fair share of injuries before they even get to the fightin’. With the constant supply of bodily injuries, this would of course lead to a surging demand for Doks and for the Doks, more patients mean more 'experimentations' and also more [[Toof|moolah]]. In contrast to their lowly cousins, these enterprising surgeons transcend the simple genetic knowledge of the Painboyz and develop greater medical skills than many assume Orks are capable of. They’re particularly favoured by the Beast Snaggas for their knowledge of squig physiology, giving them the ability to graft crude bionics and armour plates to their steeds when the need arises. In fact, Painbosses are so used to running around after the impetuous [[Squighog Boy]]z that many give their slow, organic legs a GoGo Gadget makeover. One of the most popular upgrades is to attach devices known as soopa-legz below the knee, using the power of Orky ingenuity to propel themselves at much higher speeds than normal. This isn’t to say these Doks exclusively work for the Beast Snaggas, though – they’re quite happy to patch up anything for a bag full of [[Toof|teef]]. While it’s common for Doks of all kinds to keep a few [[Gretchin]] around to carry supplies, hold wounds open, and be clenched in the jaw during particularly painful amputations, the grot orderlies that accompany a Painboss need a few modifications of their own to keep up. Why have tiny, runty legs when you can have a [[Awesome|motorbike wheel instead?]] == Equipment == These Doks aren’t just for fixing up injured Beast Snagga Boyz, either. Like any Ork worth their salt, the Painbosses are just as capable of giving [[Human|‘oomies,]] [[Space Marines|beakies,]] and any of the others a good ass kicking. Their klaw, affectionately dubbed a [[Power weapon#Power Snappa|Power Snappa]], looks a little smaller and lighter than a normal [[Power weapon#Power Klaw|Power Klaw]]. That’s probably a good thing – when you’re getting a new arm attached, the last thing you want is the Painboss being less accurate. They also still retain their full medical 'equipment', including several medicinal Squig varieties such as [[Mendin' Squig]]s, [[Syringe Squig]]s and [[Swab Squig]]s. == Gallery == <gallery> X7HAclRAsMLoD9hC.jpg XSlKMDKzDuTe2UKK.jpg </gallery> [[Category: Warhammer 40,000]] [[Category: Xenos]] [[Category: Orks]] [[Category: Grots]] {{Orks-Forces}}
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