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'''Oglaf''' is a fantasy comic that started as attempt to make porn but it almost instantly became a comedy instead. 

The reason this [[webcomic]] is notable to the denizens of [[/tg/]] is that it takes place in a fantasy world that works as though it were a campaign setting run by a [[/d/M]].  It has an ensemble cast, though the "main" character, Ivan, is an apprentice to a sorceress who rules an empire as a skimpy evil-overlord through brutality, very sexy brutality. However that story line seems abandoned.

It can be found [http://www.oglaf.com here].

'''Content Warning'''

==Recurring Adventurers==
*'''Ivan the Slut''': Last seen in the hands of the Yuan-Ti Nurses after going on his first magical adventure. Rest In Peace, you're not actually dead.
*'''Kronar the Barbarian''': A mighty and powerful warrior, feared for his prowess with sword and cock.  Born to a race of gay barbarians who breed only with one another to keep their line free of "woman's taint." Gave birth to a daughter, to his initial shame, though he later accepted her as his son when the newborn infant killed a bunch of wolves with her bare fucking hands. 
*'''Vanka of Brogoria & Friends''': A bodacious, curly-haired thief who goes around fucking the guardians of ancient temples in order to loot their treasures during the post-coitus glow, and her band of merry sluts who alternate between using sex to steal treasure and having sex for pleasure. Replace sex with killing for their 3rd-most enjoyed activity.
*'''Greir''': A mercenary adventurer sometimes nicknamed 'Stiffy the Joyless.' One of the most competent murderhobos in the comic, she is strengthened by her inability to perceive or enjoy "fun."
*'''Morrag the Immortal''': Blessed with immortality for all eternity by the dead god Sithrak, Morrag possesses a great body of experience earned in her centuries of monster-hunting, demon-slaying, and god-killing. Unfortunately, the last god she faced ripped her head from her body and consumed the rest, leaving Morrag a bodyless head. What will happen when she meets the last two clerics of Sithrak is anyone's guess.

==Recurring NPCs==
*'''Sorceress''': A tyrant who enforces her rule with magic, a company of amazon guards, brutal punishments, and sexual domination. Ivan is apprenticed to her, but she mostly seems to keep him around to have someone to make petty torments to.
*'''The Labyrinth King''': A king who's principal architect seems oddly fixated on building labyrinths to contain monsters, magical artifacts, or just wheels of cheese.
*'''The Dwarves''': Excessively energetic and foul-mouthed artisans who build a variety of magical contraptions for clients with enthusiasm, even if they almost always contain sexual features the client never asked for.
*'''Sandoval, the Xoan Ambassador''': An elven diplomat who attends the Sorceress' court, and one of the few characters she seems to respect. Often gets his kicks by trying to sleep with Ivan, who's not very interested.
*'''Lizard of Guilt''': A tribute presented to the Sorceress by one of her many subjects. Directly responsible for the "death" of Ivan the apprentice.
*'''"Doctor" Navaan''': A vampire thief turned "doctor" who treats most of her patients with leeches (to suck their blood) and sex. One of the wackier characters in a wacky comic, Navaan seems to spend a lot of time with the Monks of Luck, either fucking them while drinking their blood or using them in hare-brained medical scams.
*'''Monks of Luck''': The world was created by chance, thus Chance is the ultimate God. So goes the logic behind the Monks of Luck, which seems to be made up entirely of beardless boys who are easily decieved and rather lucky.
*'''Doomsayers of The Blind Gibberer''': Two clerics of Sithrak, a skull-faced God. Their holy text is Sithrak's angsty teenage diary, The Book of Dismay, written with the blood of his enemies on the skins of his friends. They firmly believe that Sithrak hates all people, alive or dead, unconditionally. Life may suck, but it get's even worse after.
*'''Mistertique''': A scantily-clad masked man who represents the masculine-mystique, and is fond of hitting on women with superhero-like theatrics.
*'''The Curse Spectre''': A spectre who curses mortals for its own amusement.  Many of these curses are convoluted, and at least one arguably backfired into a blessing: an adventurer looting a tomb was cursed to be the best in the world at blowjobs (the curse being nothing he ever did would matter, because he would forevermore be "the blowjob guy"), which he later used to become a king (although, per the curse, he is known as "King Blowjob")
*'''The Snow Queen:''' A particularly lonely enchanted royal creature, she holds the land under her spell until someone brave enough can venture to her lair, find her in her boudoir and make her cum like a volcano to end winter and bring about spring. Men who attempt this usually leave with their dicks frostbitten off, much to her dismay and personal shame.