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[[File:Las-Volley.PNG|right|thumb|Multilaser, wielded by a Navy Breacher.]] {{Topquote|ZzzzALALALALAAA! BrRrRrRrR!! HAAAHHAHAHAHHAAAAH!!!|The Heavy}} {{Topquote|fapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfap|C.S. Goto}} The Multilaser or a '''Las-Volley''' is a medium-sized, rapid-firing Imperial heavy weapon that occupies a middle ground between the [[lasgun]] and the more powerful [[lascannon]]. In contrast to the [[Heavy Bolter]], a weapon to which it is often compared, the Multilaser possesses a similar (likely better) rate of fire and higher strength but lower armour penetration. As a result it's a pretty good weapon against just about anything that isn't heavily armoured (especially infantry with shitty armour, light vehicles, and skimmers), but it struggles against armoured foes like tanks and [[Space Marines]]. That being said, it's powerful enough to threaten squads and vehicles alike, which is why it's the weapon of choice for Imperial Guard vehicles like the [[Chimera Transport|Chimera]], the [[Sentinel]], and some variants of the [[Valkyrie]] assault craft, among others. Portable versions do exist, as the [[Navis Gunner]] of the [[Imperial Navy Breachers]] wield one. To help you visualize what a multilaser is like, imagine something like a 30mm autocannon firing laser bolts instead of bullets, and you wouldn't be too far off the mark. ==Multilasers and C.S.Goto== [[Image:Multilaser.jpg|thumb|right|A multilaser, as it appears on a Sentinel.]] [[C.S.Goto]] is a small leper, who likes to masturbate while thinking about multilasers, multilasers and MULTILASERS. The Multilaser is, by and large, unique to the Imperial Guard; sadly this has not stopped [[C.S.Goto|a certain Black Irish leper]] from completely disregarding everything remotely resembling [[canon]] and [[FAIL|cramming them onto absolutely everything]] due to his raging [[Gay|hard-on]] for the damned things. As of so far, [[AIDS|Goto]] has managed to [[FATAL|rape]] canon in more than a dozen ways using this weapon alone, including giving them to [[Indrick Boreale|Space Marines]] (which would at least be reasonable for mowing down cannon fodder) and mounting them on [[Land Raider]]s (and not out of desperation either, this was the chapter's normal crusade-ready loadout). His love for them reached memetic levels, to the point some people joked that a [[Carnifex]] picked one up in his books, and after a while people actually thought the joke was true (after all, nobody wanted to give the leper money just to check for themselves). And now [[Forge World]] has jumped on the bandwagon by letting Marines in 30k take [[Rotor Cannon]]s, which are Multilasers but somehow [[What|worse]]. {{40k-Imperial-Weapons}} {{40k-GenestealerCults-Weapons}}
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