Editing Frazetta Man

One common recurring figure from [[Frank Frazetta]] (Sr.) paintings has come to be known affectionately as '''Frazetta Man''': a caveman [[Garl|more primitive and primal]] than [[Neanderthal]], hairy ape-like subhumans who show up to battle swarthy, muscular warriors and/or menace scantly clad nubile maidens they logically shouldn't even be attracted to (at least not anymore than you'd be attracted to one of their women). 

The 1983 animated movie [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fire_and_Ice_(1983_film) Fire and Ice] (not to be confused with [[A_Song_of_Ice_and_Fire|''this'']]) is Frazetta's sole foray of into cinema, but the pinnacle of his artform: an improbably voluptuous heroine clad only in a very small bikini (despite her icy homeland) faints a lot while being repeatedly chased by hairy ape-men, who in at least one scene where she is bathing clearly want to [[Rape|bury their clubs]].[[File:Frazettaman_Dating.jpg|thumb|Typical Frazetta Man on a date with Stone Age equivalent of Rohypnol]]

These grunting, Stone Age parodies have a certain soft spot in the hearts of old-school [[neckbeard]]s. Frazetta Man represents one of the oldest visual depictions of the [[goblin]], [[orc]] or even [[ogre]], depending on how big and savage they are, and their starring role in some of the most iconic of pulp-era fantasy settings. If you want to give your [[Dungeons & Dragons]] game a different touch, or find a use for [[Terra Primate]], you can do worse than look for inspiration amongst the ranks of Frazetta Man.

The fact that a minor Chaos God named "Phraz-Etar" exists, and that Apemen are known to exist in the Southlands, could point to Phraz-Etar being the Chaos God the Apemen of the Southlands worship, sacrificing human Southlanders and Arabyans they capture in raids to him. 

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