Editing Cronos Parasite Engine

[[File:Cronos.jpg|300px|right|thumb|I have seen enough [[Rule 34|Hentai]] to kno-wait you know what? Fuck this. NOPE. NOPE. NOPE. NOPE. NOPE!]]
The '''Cronos Parasite Engine''', often shortened to the '''Cronos''', is a variety of "'''oh god what the fuck!?'''" biological machines known as Pain Engines. They, alongside their brethren, the [[Talos Pain Engine]], [[FATAL|are one of the darkest and most sick fuck of all sick fuck abominations created by the Dark Eldar.]] [[Chaos]] wishes it could be this fucking nasty.

== Overview ==

The Cronos are semi-sentient, part organic and part mechanical monsters that slowly drift along on anti-gravitic motors. Created by the Haemonculi through a strange blend of alchemy and science, the Cronos drains away not only the physical constituents of its victims but also their life essence - what little is left of its unfortunate victim is a pathetic shriveled husk which quickly collapses to little more than dust, hence why they are called Parasite Engines.

The majority of the Cronos soul-sucking vampiric weapons are such, that it uses their life force as literal fuel to power their arcane abilities. For example, their [[Dark_Eldar_Combat_Weapons#Spirit-Leech Tentacles|multiple combat tentacles]] leech the essence of their prey which then travels within the Cronos and invigorates itself in the process. Alternatively, similar to the [[Medusae]], the Cronos acts like money trees, in which the stolen vitality of the machine’s victim is then magnified within its shiny carapace, fed through its ribbed capacitor called the [[Spirit Vortex]]-valves and projected from its resonator vanes once more. The effects of which is like that of a psychic pulse of pure spirit juice - nourishing and rejuvenating any DEldar standing near the Cronos. Usually that DEldar is its Haemonculus master and his [[Talos Pain Engine|petting]] [[Grotesque|zoo]] [[Wracks|creatures]] from [[Scourges|Hell.]]

It is this ability that has led the superstitious denizens of the Imperium to refer to the Cronos as ‘time-thieves’, for they steal youth and vigor from their prey and gift it to their keepers. The DEldar who drank all the ghostly Kool-Aid promptly becomes [[Powergamer|stronk and powerful.]] No wonder the higher ups in [[Commorragh]] wants these guys so bad.

They are often armed with a plethora of hooks to chains, to the numerous segmented weapons that drains the life out of their victims such as the [[Dark_Eldar_Combat_Weapons#Spirit Probe|Spirit Probe]], [[Dark_Eldar_Combat_Weapons#Spirit-Leech Tentacles|Spirit-Leech Tentacles]], [[Dark_Eldar_Combat_Weapons#Chain-Flails|chain-flails]], [[Dark_Eldar_Combat_Weapons#Ichor Injector|ichor injectors]], a [[Liquifier Gun]], syringes and adrenaline boosters. And no, they are too fucked to be even be included in [[/d/]]...yeah, it's that bad.

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