Editing Bleak Cabal

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{{Infobox Planescape Faction
|Name = Bleak Cabal
|Symbol = [[File:Bleak cabal symbol.png|200px]]
|Aliases = Bleakers, Bleakniks, Madmen, The Cabal, Creators, Drowners
|Plane of Influence = [[Pandemonium]]
|Headquarters = The Gatehouse, Hive Ward, Sigil
|Allies = [[Doomguard]], [[Dustmen]], [[Revolutionary League]]
|Enemies = [[Fraternity of Order]], [[Harmonium]], [[Mercykillers]]
|Factol = Lhar
}}
[[File:Bleak cabal FM.jpg|left|thumb|"Welcome to the Bleak Cabal. How bleak are ya?"]]
{{topquote|Consider it: every person you have ever met, every person will suffer the loss of his friends and family. All are going to lose everything they love in this world. Why would one want to be anything but kind to them in the meantime?|Sam Harris}}
{{topquote|Life's a bitch and then you die.|Anonymous}}

The '''Bleak Cabal''' is one of the Factions that contest for the minds and souls of [[Sigil]]ites in the [[Planescape]] setting for [[Dungeons & Dragons]]. Well... sort of.

One of the more out-there Factions, and probably something that would have been written better if Planescape had come out a couple of years later, the Bleak Cabal's philosophy is essentially one of absurdism (in the vein of Albert Camus) and/or existentialism. The Bleakers believe that there is no "great plan" to the multiverse; there is no "purpose" to anything. This is similar to, yet distinct from, the "the universe is random" philosophy of the [[Xaositects]] or the "everything exists to fall apart" philosophy of the [[Doomguard]]. It bases itself around the idea that the only meaning the universe has is what a person chooses to give to it. (which in a strange way gives validity to all other guild's philosophies)

This is seen as a very bleak and grim outlook and is reflected mechanically by the idea that Bleakers are at severe risk of falling into melancholy-induced catatonia called the Grim Retreat since they have no "higher meaning" to hold onto. Active proselytizing isn't something they place a lot of emphasis on; most people are drawn to the Bleak Cabal of their own, rather than coaxed into joining. By this, it means that entry into the Bleak Cabal isn't as simple as just walking up to one of their soup-kitchens or the Gatehouse and saying "I want to join". Technically it is that simple, but the thing is that no Bleaker will pay the prospective member any attention. At most they'll occasionally try to dissuade them from joining. Only someone who can tolerate this apathy-hazing which lasts an average of 6-12 months will be accepted and recognized as a namer, which requires dropping all parts of their name but their given name, to symbolize their rejection of meaning.

At the same time the Bleakers are one of the most sincerely altruistic factions in all of Sigil. There is no real reason to be good and kind, that means it's all the more important when you choose to commit kindness because you're making the choice to do so in spite of that lack of reason. The Bleakers operate the sanitariums, hospitals, and soup kitchens of Sigil, struggling constantly against the indifferent cruelty of the city around them to make the lives of the poor a little less miserable. The current Factol of the Bleakers is a half-orc named Lhar. He's planning on greatly expanding the facilities of the Faction to prepare for what he believes to be a great influx of Bleakers who undergo the Grim Retreat, as well as build a political network for the normally apolitical Faction. After this Lhar plans to succumb to the Grim Retreat. He is fully intending to return from it, which would make him the very first person to do so. To this purpose he has enlisted four members of the Faction to see him through this approaching madness.

After the [[Faction War]], the Bleakers simply shrug their shoulders, say "okay, we're not a faction", and just keep on working the same as they did before.

Because they're already so inured to being on the edge of madness from all their existential bleakness, Bleakers are immune to madness-inducing spells and to certain psionic abilities that have a similar nature such as ego whip, psychic crush and psychic surgery. Furthermore, after reaching 7th level, a Bleaker can attempt to alleviate artificially induced (as in, caused by magical items, spells or monster abilities) madness.

This is a long process and not without its risks. First, the Bleaker needs to spend an hour meditating in order to properly clear their mind - they only have an 85% chance of success at this, and if they fail the check twice for the same target then they can't ever use this Absorb Madness power on them. They then spend d12+4 hours ritually tending to the afflicted, if the ritual is interrupted, he must star over. If completed, the victim is permanently cured but the Bleaker becomes incapacitated for the next two days as they expunge the absorbed insanity.

In addition, the Bleaker [[fighter]]s and [[rogue]]s of 10th level or higher have a special requirement, but which gives them a special benefit in return. They have to donate 50% of all treasure they earn on their adventures to charity, but they gain +1 Charisma point per 2 levels as a result (ignoring normal racial maximums and allowing them to reach Charisma 25). At which point they're automatically granted the best possible outcome in any meeting with those of opposing viewpoints.

Spell-casters are taught two unique spells developed by the Bleak Cabal: a 4th level Enchantment spell ''Despair'' which crushes the viewpoint of others by exposing them to the Bleaker's worldview (for this reason, it's not as effective on primes or members of the [[Free League]]), and the 6th level Conjuration spell ''Howl of [[Pandemonium]]'', which summons screaming winds from the wizard's mouth that deafens, deflects missiles, negates sound-based attacks, as physically repels those trying to approach the caster. And can potentially drive others insane.

Faction drawbacks are a daily D20 roll to avoid succumbing to despair, the potential to end up in the Gatehouse as a result of that leading to the Grim Retreat, and a sizable loss of lifespan depending on race; 10 years for humans and tieflings to 400 years for gray elves.

==Gallery==
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Bleak cabal member.jpg
gatehouse FM.jpg|The Gatehouse
gatehouse map FM.jpg
howl of pandemonium FM.jpg|A mage casting ''howl of pandemonium''.
Morvun and phineas Uncaged.jpg|A Bleaknik reciting poetry with musical accompaniment
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