Editing Warhammer 40,000/5th Edition Tactics/Chaos Daemons (section)

==Tactics==
Pray that chaos doesn't abandon you. Realize that this is a <s>shit</s> '''FUN'''<font size=5>*</font> army, and just have fun with it. Seriously, 1/3 chance of getting turn 1 raped does not make for a competitive army. 
6th edition may have changed this with the MC buffs and CSM allies.....

Also, when facing [[Matt Ward| 6th Edition]] [[Grey Knights]], unless your army is somehow comprised entirely of Flesh Hounds and Khorne HQ choices, ragequit immediately. Nobody will blame you. GW buffed the Army that already could fuck you hard up the ass into the fucking stratosphere, while suffering zero casualties from your army. The one you spent a ton or two of money on. If the rather idiotic rule that makes all the units Deep Strike was fixed, then they wouldn't be so shitty, but alas the rule is still there as it's stated, so you can only weep tears of blood as half of your armies army dies on turn one.

<font size=1>'''*The [[Chaos Gods]] do not guarantee fun. Fun subject to early termination at Tzeentch's discretion. Fun is to be taken in context of [[Dwarf Fortress]].'''</font>
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