Editing Tiny Hammer (section)

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It's been a week since the shakey truce was forged between the eldar and imperial guys. ive given the imperial guard and space marine guys the spare bedroom, while the eldar get half of my living room...i have another spare bedroom and offered it too them, but they refused(one of them mentioned they wanted the open space). trying to feed them is hard, at first i figured stuff like cereal would work since its tiny...i did not account for sugar cereal. no sooner had i given a couple of the eldar some coco-puffs did they go batshit insane, jump on their bikers and zoom around my head, nearly burning my ear off with their thrusters. the next day i tried cheerios and that went along better.

the imperial guys are amazing, yesterday i brought em in a big tv cardboard box and i come back a few hours later and they've built a chapel out of it! I'm still trying to coax an explanation out of how they got here out of their admiral, but he just shrugs and goes on about how something called "the warp" is a fickle mistress or something...

Today i had to board up Daisy's doggie door. some of the eldar got into my back yard looking for...god knows what, and they were assailed by some very aggressive sparrows. it took me swinging a rake around and snipers in my bedroom window too get rid of them. on the bright side the two armies ate good meat that night.


==External Links==
*[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/2534387/ Origin of ''Tinyhammer'']
*[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/2536652/ Cntd] and 
*[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/2564089/ last one]
*[http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5380272/1/Mini_Hammer ''Minihammer'' FanFiction.net entry]
*[http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5474237/1/40k_ToyHammer ''Toyhammer'' FanFiction.net entry]

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