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==Quotes== *"Only kills 99.9% of germs?! HERESY OF THE HIGHEST ORDER!" *"Hygiene is purity! Let the purgation begin!" *"He's been sitting on the Golden Throne HOW LONG?! Oh no, that's way past the expiration date. Think of all the mold that must be growing in there! Must cleanse... must cleanse the... the Emperor... the dirty, unsanitary Emperor. FOR THE GREAT CLEAN ONE! HAND SANITIZER FOR THE SANITARY GOD!" -Marine Immaculate about the Emprah *"Don't touch me, you filthmongers! I bet you scum haven't manicured your nails in months, have you? Emperor protect me, I CAN SEE THE DEAD SKIN JUST HANGING OFF YOUR FINGERS LIKE A COMMON NURGLITE!" -Reasonable Marine being restrained while having a "moment" *"DID YOU EVEN BRUSH YOUR TEETH IN THIS CENTURY? DISGUSTING! YOUR EVERY BREATH MAKES THEIR NUMBERS GROW!!! CANT YOU SEE THAT?! YOU FEED YOUR OWN DEMISE!" -Prelude to an Adeptus Orthodontus Marine's fall *"HI I'M BARRY SCOTT AND THIS IS SIGILITE BANG! BANG! AND THE LOYALISTS ARE GONE!" *"Never change!? That's so unsanitary! Imagine the filth that your body puts out daily! and you want it to remain on the same clothes and then put them back on so they can get MORE FILTHY!? CLEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNSSSSSSSSSSEEEEEEEE" -Marine when told by a friend to never change, a sign that the taint of cleanliness had reached him *"REVOLTING! THERE ARE FLUIDS HERE SO TAINTED WE MAY HAVE TO CLEANSE THE ENTIRE SYSTEM... IS... IS THIS FECES... MIXED WITH BLOODY SEMEN!?!? YOU ARE WORSE THAN THE OVERWEIGHT DRIPPING SLIME OF NURGLE! IN THE NAME OF THE GREAT CLEAN ONE I SHALL SCRUB YOUR DISGUSTING VISAGE FROM THE WARP!" -Marine Immaculate discussing Slaaneshi warbands and their... detritus. *"We'll scrub the grim, right off your dark!" *"Drano Drano, mops and Glow go to clean the floor. Drano Drano, Lysol mildew remover, Glass plus, Lysol, Kil-oder more, pledge and scrubbing bubbles clean your home. Tarnex, Camp dry, resolve and Sun, cleaners come and clean your home!" -Battlecries against Nurglites *"We really need to know what the Eldar uses to mop up the blood!" "I heard they use an ancient technology known as 'ShamWow'" -Marines over heard by Logan Grimnar
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