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==Cadences== 

===He Ain't Gonna Jump No More===
This Song of a rookie trooper attempting his first rappel infiltration into enemy territory, a risky maneuver even in training, is used to haze and harden new Exterminators.

He was just a rookie trooper and he surely shook with fright,

He checked all his equipment and made sure his pack was tight;

He had to sit and listen to those awful xeno roar,

"You ain't gonna jump no more!"

(CHORUS)

Gory, gory, what a hell of a way to die,

Gory, gory, what a hell of a way to die,

Gory, gory, what a hell of a way to die,

He ain't gonna jump no more!

"Is everybody happy?" cried the Sergeant looking up,

Our Hero feebly answered "Yes," and then they stood him up;

He jumped into the night, his blinker armed, his static line was hooked,

He ain't gonna jump no more.

(CHORUS)

Gory, gory, what a hell of a way to die,

Gory, gory, what a hell of a way to die,

Gory, gory, what a hell of a way to die,

He ain't gonna jump no more!

He counted long, he counted loud, he waited for the shock,

He felt the wind, he felt the cold, he felt the awful drop,

The slack from his line spilled out, and wrapped around his legs,

He ain't gonna jump no more.

(CHORUS)

Gory, gory, what a hell of a way to die,

Gory, gory, what a hell of a way to die,

Gory, gory, what a hell of a way to die,

He ain't gonna jump no more!

The risers swung around his neck, connectors cracked his dome,

Suspension lines were tied in knots around his skinny bones;

The canopy became his shroud; he hurtled to the ground.

He ain't gonna jump no more.

(CHORUS)

Gory, gory, what a hell of a way to die,

Gory, gory, what a hell of a way to die,

Gory, gory, what a hell of a way to die,

He ain't gonna jump no more!

The days he'd lived and loved and laughed kept running through his mind,

He thought about the girl back home, the one he'd left behind;

He thought about the medic corps, and wondered what they'd find,

He ain't gonna jump no more.

(CHORUS)

Gory, gory, what a hell of a way to die,

Gory, gory, what a hell of a way to die,

Gory, gory, what a hell of a way to die,

He ain't gonna jump no more!

The ambulance was on the spot, the jeeps were running wild,

The medics jumped and screamed with glee, they rolled their sleeves and smiled,

For it had been a week or more since last a line had failed,

He ain't gonna jump no more.

(CHORUS)

Gory, gory, what a hell of a way to die,

Gory, gory, what a hell of a way to die,

Gory, gory, what a hell of a way to die,

He ain't gonna jump no more!

He hit the ground, the sound was "SPLAT", his blood went spurting high;

His comrades, they were heard to say "A hell of a way to die!"

He lay there, rolling 'round in the welter of his gore,

He ain't gonna jump no more.

(CHORUS)

Gory, gory, what a hell of a way to die,

Gory, gory, what a hell of a way to die,

Gory, gory, what a hell of a way to die,

He ain't gonna jump no more!

(slowly, solemnly; about half the speed of the other verses)

There was blood upon the risers, there were brains upon the chute,

Intestines were a-dangling from his Exterminators suit,

He was a mess, they picked him up, and poured him from his boots,

He ain't gonna jump no more.

(CHORUS)

Gory, gory, what a hell of a way to die,

Gory, gory, what a hell of a way to die,

Gory, gory, what a hell of a way to die,

He ain't gonna jump no more!



===Napalm Sticks to 'Nids===


The Kroot, the Tau, Cultist, ‘Nid
We shoot the sick, the young, the lame,
We do our best to kill and maim,
Because the kills all count the same,
Napalm sticks to ‘nids.

Chorus: Napalm sticks to ‘nids,
Napalm sticks to ‘nids.

Flying low across the trees,
Pilots doing what they please,
Dropping frags on crying grots,
Napalm sticks to ‘nids.

Tau in the open, making hay,
But I can hear the gunships say,
"There'll be no Greater Good today,"
Napalm sticks to ‘nid.

See those Tau farmers over there,
Watch me get them with a pair,
Blood and guts just everywhere,
Napalm sticks to ‘nids.

I've only seen it happen twice,
But both times it was mighty nice,
Shooting Tau civilians planting rice,
Napalm sticks to ‘nids.

Napalm, son, is lots of fun,
Dropped in a bomb or shot from a gun,
It gets the gants when on the run,
Napalm sticks to ‘nids.

Drop some napalm on a Tau farm,
It won't do them any harm,
Just burn off their legs and arms,
Napalm sticks to ‘nids.


I've been told it's not so neat,
To catch cultists burning in the street,
But burning flesh, it smells to sweet,
Napalm sticks to ‘nids.


Artillery don't care a bit,
Just as long as the pieces fit,
When you stuff the bodies in a pit,
Napalm sticks to ‘nids.

Eighteen ‘nids in a No Fire Zone,
Fleshborers in hand and going home,
Last in line goes home alone,
Napalm sticks to ‘nids.


Valkyries flying in the sun,
Killing cultists is lots of fun,
Get one pregnant and it's two for one,
Napalm sticks to ‘nids.

Shoot civilians where they sit,
Take some pictures as you split,
All your life you'll remember it,
Napalm sticks to ‘nids.

Exterminators are all hard core,
Blinkers and Las never are a bore,
Throw those PSYOPS out the door,
Napalm sticks to ‘nids.

Gather ‘nids as you fly over town,
By throwing corpses on the ground,
Then grease 'em when they gather 'round,
Napalm sticks to ‘nids.