Editing The Elder Scrolls III: Morrowind (section)

=== The Dunmer ===
Morrowind is inhabited largely by grouchy, racist pricks who call you a filthy n'wah and enslave [[furries|Khajits and Argonians]] for shits and giggles. Their preferred pastimes are killing each other over theological disagreements, hating outsiders, turning their dead ancestors into undead guardians, and mining the eggs of giant ant monsters. Their favorite living god, Vivec, is a [[Eldrad|dickish]] hermaphrodite who wrote a series of bizarre books about his divinity, his penis, random babbling, and various buttsecks-filled orgies with a Daedric Lord. Needless to say, not your average fantasy [[weeaboo|Elves.]]