Editing Oinkbane (section)

== Epilogue ==
Anonymous:I have this image of a scene where Skitters and Steve hanging out, Oinkbane on assignment. "You know, my name isn't REALLY Skitters. He just calls me that." "What? Oh, sorry. What should I call you?" "I'll give you a hint. It starts with O." "Oh! Is it... Wait. No. NO." "Yes. I'm OINKBANE. Ha, just fucking with ya. Nah, it's actually Sarah." "...Oh. Jesus, that wasn't funny." "What, the joke too subtle for ya?"
Anonymous: I like to imagine that the Tales of Oinkbane are the memoirs of Skitters and Steve after their masters death. He tried to out-subtle a dragon and failed. Steve and Skitters become master assassins who carry on the subtle legacy of their master and do eventually hook up.
    
    >The assassin stalks down the hallway
    >Dozens of lesser assassins died before they even made it in the door of the Castle of Martu'z
    >The assassin has been doing this for many years after a grueling apprenticeship filled with hard work, frustration and disappointment
    >The assassins skills were honed for years
    >The assassin opens the door slowly and silently
    >The Archwizard Martu'z is asleep in his chair
    >The assassin creeps up and draws a blade
    >The Archwizard stands up and turns around
    >"WELL DONE SKITTERS ALMOST DIDN'T HEAR YOU COMING. IT HAS BEEN MANY YEARS"
    > "Oinkbane?! I thought you were dead."
    > "NO, I AM SURE I NOT DEAD. I HAVE HEART BEAT AND EVERYTHING. HOW ARE YOU AND STEVE DOING?"
    > Skitters looks around the room, the old disguise crates and what not lay around.
    > "Fine, but how did yo--"
    > "GOOD, MAYBE HE BECOME SUBTLE ENOUGH TO ACTUALLY SAY FEELING. I SEE YOU HAVE RING... VERY SUBTLE... I HOPE HE MORE SMASHY THAT POINTY..."
    > "Wait, what Oinkbane? What do yo--"
    > "DO YOU HAVE MANY KID?"
    > "Oinkbane?!"
    > "AH, I SEE... VERY SUBTLE... JUST LIKE MADAM RINDS, NEVER LET KNOW HOW MANY THERE ARE. HELP IF ANYONE EVERY COME TO SNEAK ATTACK."
    > "Oinkbane!!"
    > "YES?"
    > "What are you doing here?"
    > Oinkbane slowly takes out a beaver and pressed it against his chin.
    > "I THOUGHT IT OBVIOUS... I AM BEING FANCY SKY MAN after I killed da last one."
    >Flashback too when oinkbane was "Killed" by the dragon.
    > "OINKBANE NOT GOOD AT GOODBYES..."
    > Wipes a single tear from his porky cheek 
    > "THEY NOT SUBTLE..."
    > Oinkbane turns away from the cliff, overlooking the dragon body and the fake Oinkbane.
    > Skitters and Steve stand over the body, Skitters crying, Steve trying to hide his tears.
    > Steve kneels down and hugs Skitters.
    > The sun slowly rises over the mountain crag.
    > SNEAK....GOODBYE....
Anonymous: Manliest tears all around.
Anonymous: So, Oinkbane faked his death because it was easier for him than trying to find the way to say a proper goodbye to his apprentices?
Anonymous: He did find the proper way to say goodbye... The subtle way.
Anonymous: C'mon, We all knew Oinkbane wasn't dead.
The dragon's name was
'Snee k'tak'
And the guy who hired him was called
'El Tu Sut'

Anonymous: what if
hey guys
what if
guys
guys
what if
what if you hired Oinkbane to kill Oinkbane?
Anonymous: After a battle of epic proportions that makes the illusionist look like a peice of cake, one oinkbane dies.
The universe then Implodes
Subtly