Editing Marines Immaculate (section)

==A Veteran's Tale==

Stuck between fact and fiction, a story floats about that demonstrates just how dangerous a daemon of the Great Clean One can be. It accounts how one of the creatures managed to splash a Commissar with the terrible chemical its kind is known to carry about in strange chalices decorated in their native tongue. The most steeled marines can be chilled by the story's description of the Commissar being reduced to tears by how soft and downy his coat was instantly made. They say the men under him were forced to save his soul by ending his life.

"One produced a strange container and all the heretics began to chant in a strange song, 'SC Johnson, a family company' again and again. And then from the infernal device came a deluge of cleansing chemicals that purified our men and our vehicles. Even our weapons. Nothing was safe. My... my friends from Cadia were the first ones hit. I knew them back in my hiver days, and suddenly... suddenly poof!!" *''sobs''* "Oh god... the horror. The horror!" *''man breaks down sobbing as his friend picks up the story''*

"Forgive my friend there, he has been through a rough patch. We all have. We are the only survivors of our unit after the sudden attack. We thought we had them on the run at one point, but they opened up a warp portal and summoned one of their twisted daemon machines. As the clean-cultists sang 'Stanley Steamer makes your home cleaner,' the machine awoke, snorting steam and noxious foam everywhere. Those who weren't immediately consumed were liquidated and absorbed by the machine's inexorable slow advance and retreat, advance and retreat.The only thing that saved us was the sudden appearance of the World Eaters. While the sanitary scum tried to wipe the blood off of Kharn and his ilk, the World Eaters lost sight of their initial targets and we got the chance to slip into our vehicles and make a tactical retreat. Never thought I'd be happy to see a chaos force come in ya kn-"{{BLAM}}