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==={{anchor|Vortimer Redeemer}} Vortimer Redeemer Pattern=== [[File:99590107034_GREYKNIGHTSLANDRAIDERREDEEMER1.jpg|280px|thumb|right|The proverbial daemon steamroller.]] A [[Grey Knights]] exclusive variant of the Land Raider Redeemer that replaces the [[Assault Cannon]]s with [[Psycannon]]s and [[Ironclad Assault Launcher]]s with [[Grenades & Explosives#Psyk-Out Grenade|psyk-out assault launchers.]] These Land Raiders are a bane to [[Daemon]] players everywhere due to its armaments and the fact that it safely carries a detachment of [[Grey Knight Paladin|prolific Daemon rapists]] [[Purifier|and molesters.]] (To be clear here we mean rapists and molesters of deamons, [[Slaanesh|not rapists and molesters who are also daemons]]) Because it is a more specialized version of the regular Redeemer Pattern and the rarity of the weapons it carries, the Vortimer is both a rare and expensive vehicle to produce, not to mention an utterly secret weapon from the general public. Because of its [[Psycannon]]s, the Vortimer could mulch Warp creatures into dog food, that includes and up to even greater daemons if the dice gods are in your favor. Hell, because it carries not one, but two [[Psycannon]]s, it could just as easily chew up light to medium vehicles as well. The Vortimer not doing enough in clearing out those pesky ethereal creatures from the Warp? No problem, you can just mount two [[Heavy Incinerator]] sponsons [[Cheese|for quadruple the fun.]] [[Troll|Watch and see]] [[Butthurt|Chaos players weep bitter tears]] as this machine proceeds to [[Rape|unload its cargo of holy retribution and cleanse their heretical armies into smoking cinders.]] Rebranded as the Banisher Pattern with the launch of the 9th Edition Imperial Armour Compendium. This vehicle was best seen during the Dawn of War 2 Elite Mod as the ultimate unit for the Grey Knights. Just as expected from the fluff, this thing was an [[Powergamer|overpowered train wreck,]] able to lay down massive suppressive fire whilst protecting its precious cargo of [[Mary Sue|Mary Sues]] to the frontlines. It would have been broken if it wasn't so damned expensive in an already expensive army. {{clear}}
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