Editing Katanas are Underpowered in d20 (section)

==Nerfs are Underpowered in [[/v/|Mass Effect 3]]==

That's it. I'm sick of all this "Masterwork Toning Down" Crap that's going on in Mass Effect 3 right now. Nerfs deserve much better than that. Much, much better than that.

I should know what I'm talking about. I myself commissioned a genuine Nerf on the Bioware Forums for 1,600,000 BSP (that's about $20,000) and have been practicing with it for almost 2 months now. I can even cut slabs of solid common sense with my Nerfs.

Random people on the Internet spend years bitching towards a single Nerf and about it up to a million times to produce the finest dumbing-downs known to mankind.

Nerfs are thrice as infuriating as Buffs and thrice as frequent for that matter too. Anything a Buff can screw up, a Nerf can screw up through better. I'm pretty sure a Nerf could render an entire class irrelevant with a simple toning-down of stats.

Ever wonder why the Dragon Age forums never bothered conquering the Mass Effect Forums? That's right, they were too scared to fight the Bioware Staff and their Nerfs of destruction. Even during the aftermath of the Dragon Age 2 scandals, provocateurs targetted the Nerfs first, because their annoyance power was feared and respected.

So what am I saying? Nerfs are simply the best game balancing mechanic that the world has ever seen, and thus, require better stats on the Mass Effect 3 forums. Here is the stat block I propose for Nerfs:

Remove all guns and powers
All classes fight with nerf bats

Now that seems a lot more representative of the power of Nerfs in real life, don't you think?

tl;dr = Nerfs need to do more damage in Mass Effect 3, see my new stat block.