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== Hulk Hogans are Underpowered in d20 == Well you know something Mean Gene, I'm sick of all this "Masterwork John Cena" bullshit that's going on in the d20 system right now. Hulk Hogans deserve much better than that. Much, much better than that. I should know what I'm talking about. I myself commissioned a genuine Hulk Hogan in Florida for $10,000,000 (that's about $10,000,000) and have been practicing with it for almost 2 years now. I can even cut slabs of solid steel with my Hulk Hogan's 24-inch Pythons. American wrestling promoters spend years working on a single Hulk Hogan and give it up to a million title belts to produce the finest wrestlers known to Mankind - or Cactus Jack or whatever the hell he's going by these days. Hulk Hogans are thrice as tanned as Japanese wrestlers and thrice as hard for that matter too. Any move the Great Sasuke can do, a Hulk Hogan can fail to do better. I'm pretty sure a Hulk Hogan could easily bisect a Daniel Bryan wearing wrestling trunks with a simple big boot to the face and a Legdrop of Doom. Ever wonder why Japanese wrestlers never made it in America? That's right, they were too scared to fight the disciplined Hulk Hogans and their 24-inch Pythons of destruction. Even in World War II, Japanese soldiers targeted the men with the Hulk Hogans first because their killing power was feared and respected. So what am I saying? Hulk Hogans are simply the best wrestlers that the world has ever seen, and thus, require better stats in the d20 system. Here is the stat block I propose for Hulk Hogans: (American Made) 1d12 Damage 19-20 x4 Crit +2 to hit and damage Counts as Masterwork (nWo Hollywood) 2d10 Damage 17-20 x4 Crit +5 to hit and damage Counts as Masterwork Now that seems a lot more representative of the cutting power of Hulk Hogans in real life, don't you think? tl;dr = Hulk Hogans need to do more damage in d20, see my new stat block. And whatcha gonna do, BROTHER!?
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