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== Spehss Marheens are underpowered in d20 == That's it. I'm sick of all this "Heresy" bullshit that's going on in the d20 system right now. Spehss Marheens deserve much better than that. Much, much better than that. I should know what I'm talking about. I myself commissioned a genuine Spehss From the Emprah for 30,000,000 psyker souls (that's about $10) and have been practicing with it for almost 2 years now. I can even cut slabs of solid steel with my Spehss Marheen. The Spehss Marheen Chapters spend years working on a single Spehss Marheen Scout and fold it up to a million times to produce the finest Spehss Marheens known to mankind. Spehss Marheens are thrice as sharp as Chaos marine and thrice as hard for that matter too. Anything a Chaos Marine can cut through, a Spehss Mahreen can cut through better. I'm pretty sure a Spehss Marheen could easily bisect a knight wearing full plate with a simple vertical slash. Ever wonder why medieval Europe never bothered conquering the imperium? That's right, they were too scared to fight the disciplined Spehss Marheens and their Speech Inpidiments of destruction. Even in World War II, American soldiers targeted the men with Spehss Marheens first because their killing power was feared and respected. So what am I saying? Spess Marheens are simply the best sword that the world has ever seen, and thus, require better stats in the d20 system. Here is the stat block I propose for Spehss Marheens: (One-Handed Exotic Weapon)<br> 1d12 Damage<br> 19-20 x4 Crit<br> +2 to hit and damage<br> Counts as Masterwork (Two-Handed Exotic Weapon)<br> 2d10 Damage<br> 17-20 x4 Crit<br> +5 to hit and damage<br> Counts as Masterwork Now that seems a lot more representative of the cutting power of Spehss Marheens in real life, don't you think?
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