Editing Tales from the Wal (section)

===''A Sample of Fortune''===

Shit!
This is bad. You check your Sporting Good for the third time, still out of ammo. Your Rascal lies in a heap not two aisles away mixed with the remains of a stocker - why'd you have to run into one in Foods of all places?!? 

The cold humming of the fridges accompany you down the aisle masking any sounds near you. Another stocker could be anywhere around here and you need cover now. Suddenly as you pass an Intersection a huge shadow blocks the lights above. You mutter quick prayer to The Great Sam and close your eyes as a huge metal hand reaches down toward you...

>TRY THIS WAL-MART BRAND CHICKEN AND DUMPLINGS SIR OR MADAM! REMEMBER - ITS WAL-LICKING GOOD!

You open your eyes in shock! A legendary sample boy! The huge stocker is clothed in a gigantic apron and plastic hat, is seems insistent on you taking a plate stacked high with meat and potatoes. Quickly you grab the plate and scarf down the filling meal trying to smile and keep the stocker in your sight the whole time.
>WAS IT GOOD?
"Yes,"
You tell the metal monster, putting the plastic plate in your pack.
Do you think... I could have... one more?"
Suddenly the stocker stands up strait is red eyes flashing,
>ONLY ONE SAMPLE PER PERSON!
The things huge spatula slams down right next to you as you start to make a run for it...

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