Editing List of /tg/ Cuisine (section)

==Satan's Cheese Cock==
Creator: Jerry Seinfeld The 3rd

In perspective, the Satan's Cheese Cock might be too much for one man to handle but with proper training, you too can take it in the ass.

'''Summoning Vectrex Specifications'''
*6 Pounds of Velveeta Cheese
*6 Pounds of Monterey Jack Cheese, Spicy Kind Only.
*66 Hotlink Sausages, They must be Habanero Style.
*About a quart and a half of black rooster blood, Chilled in a refrigerator.

'''Conjuring Ritual'''
*First you need to take the chilled black rooster blood and boil it in a black iron skillet until you get a nice congealed reduction.
*Before adding your cheese, be sure to chop it up into manageable pieces, otherwise it will cook slowly and unevenly, leading to burning.
*In the same skillet take your 6 pounds of Velveeta and melt them down, mixing in the reduction of the black rooster blood.
*As with the Velveeta take your Monterey and melt it down in the same skillet.
*Let the mixture similar until the desired consistency is reached.
*Take large syringe with a big enough needle to take the cheese mixture into it.
*Now inject all the Hotlink sausages with the cheese mixture, be careful of over injecting.
*Fry the sausages in grape seed oil to cook them thoroughly.

These Cheese Cocks are a popular party favor for many people attending a WarHammer40k game night or for any occasion. Failure to follow the recipe might cause an anomaly where Beelzebub is summoned and he bores deep inside your anus to start a franchise taco restaurant.  Prayer and exorcisms may be recommended
(Is black rooster blood a hot sauce, or just a joke?) (He probably means actual rooster blood like wot to make pudding with)