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===The Necromancer & The Skeleton King=== An anon on 8chan created backstories and descriptions of the various Undead kingdoms as well as others, most notably involving a powerful Necromancer named Dorian (who is almost never referred to as such). Since then the character has been referenced several times by many others, giving him Towergirls canonicity (as canon as anything really is). Many, MANY years ago a Necromancer raised an army of the Undead and ran amok through the High Forest Kingdom of the Humans. Undefeated and tiring of the bureaucracy and politics involved in conquest, he ordered the Zombies of his army bury themselves near the pass where he lead his fleshless minions, immune to the cold and the magic of the barbarians who called the mountain passes home, and retreated to an ancient fortress in the frozen north. Called the Frozen Church, it was once the lair of a powerful Ice Dragon Freya and lay situated far from any safe roads where comfort could be found making it all but unassailable for the living. The origin of the name may come from its cathedral appearance, the fact Freya sought godhood, and/or the massive fields of ornate graves kindly Freya dug for foolish Knights who came to slay her. Then one day, a band of Knights who came to for a fight found the structure completely empty, with its furnishings intact. Fear of the Dragon's return and no promise of glory in the frozen landscape kept any others from returning until the Necromancer made it his home. Although the Humans sent armies of Paladins to assail the land and burn any dark tomes the Necromancer may have found, no army was ever able to come within sight of the Church. They returned to their kingdoms, and no word was heard from the Necromancer again and he was mostly forgotten. The Ghosts and Spirits of his army did not remain with the group and without command simply drifted away, held together by the will of a single female ghost. They settled at a Chateau near the entrance to the pass leading to the Frozen Church, forming a massive haunting Kingdom of Ghosts where the female spirit that brought them there became their Princess. In time the Necromancer became an Undead himself, a spiritual leader to the Undead races. Constructing a wise and powerful Skeleton named the Skeleton King to oversee military matters and a large family of Skeleton daughters the Necromancer retired to spend time with his family...and play video games/troll Humans on forums and fap to increasingly strange pornography on his [[Necroputer]]. Meanwhile, the Zombies left behind wound up unintentionally building their own Kingdom mostly beneath the ground and partially above after accidentally tunneling into a Human settlement. Unable to communicate with the Paladins who came to SMITECLEAVESMITE them, the more intelligent Zombies who served as Necromancer's officer corps(e) used the parts of the slain Zombies to create a Zombie Princess that could attempt diplomacy with the living. Lured by the promise of freedom from the living, free-willed Undead of all kinds traveled to the lands of the Frozen Church, the Forgotten Garden, or the Underkingdom and swore fealty to the Princesses and Necromancer, constructing thousands of small fiefs and castles in the frozen landscape mimicking those of the breathers in their sunny valleys. Necromancer's oldest daughter, the Skeleton Princess, spent the most time with him early in his time at the Church when he hadn't finished reading the libraries yet, and when he was away she would unbeknownst to her father peruse the erotic collections and develop a great lust which lead her to ask to be the envoy through which the Undead would establish friendly relations with the Humans. After some time at the embassy with her Zombie cousin, she was kidnapped by Dragons and left in a Tower to await rescue. With the return of the Towers and the abduction of the three Undead Princesses, it won't be long (by immortal reckoning) before Skeleton King and Dorian act. Much like Dragon Queen and Boss Dragon Knight, the details of the encounter are left to the player to decide. Will you two bond over being perverted lunatics who crave power and watch [[Blood Bowl]] together on Thanksgiving, or will you kill him and pose above his body holding your sword in the air as his daughters hold on to your legs? <gallery> Image:Towergirls Necromancer.jpg Image: NecromancerBoss.png </gallery>
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