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==Notable Citizens of the Waaagh Tang Klan== ===The Gorkfatha=== The Gorkfatha, or Morkfatha sometimes, is the biggest, strongest, and cleverest Ork of all the klan. He is the only survivor of the original Ork raid and, even if he had a name, it was long forgotten. For obvious reasons he is the top guy of the whole klan, the one who controls all the families, and he is the leader mainly because he made the klan work. After the assault and take over of the entire Hive World, the original Warboss was just a brute grunt without vision of future, something a small, weak and wounded in the throad Ork noticed. The little Ork had a whole vision of a proper future for the WAAAGH. The little weak Ork just took his Cutty-knoif, a weapon he looted after battles against the Rising Sons and the Tau, and clearly cut his Warboss' head in front of everyone, making his severed neck a fountain of greenblood the little Ork was covered in. The surprise of all the Waaagh was followed by a loud WAAAGH across the planet. If a proper Warboss couldn't defend himself against a little weak and wounded Ork, he didn't deserved to be Warboss at all. The new WAAAGH field generated made him grow, even bigger than his original boss. His first order was to spare the rest of the Humans on the planet, and them his plan was on: Prostitution, drugs, alcohol, illegal casinos. His plan was simple: Keep them afraid, keep them happy, keep them busy. With those three bases, he secured his control over the planet, preventing riots, keeping them working like grots in the maintenance of the Hive World. He looks like a really overgrown Ork thanks for the respect and faith the rest of the klan has on him, almost thinking he is touched by [[Gork]], or [[Mork]], it depends on the mood. He wear a whole black slick suit with a hat on his head. His expression was cold, calmed and serious, something almost impossible in an Ork, and he used some hair from a Hairsquig to make him a fine white beard. He never cried, yelled or screamed mainly because his throat was wounded and when he decides to talk, he does so in a weak quiet whisper, something everyone learned to fear, because he mostly talks before someone dies in one of the most gruesome, dirty and painful ways. Once in a week he meets with all the family leaders so he can have a good control of everything. ===Tiga in da Woods=== Until recently, the top Galfa on the planet was "Tiga in da Woods", but he was exiled from his house when it was discovered that he was fighting in battles that the rest of the house didn't know existed. Since that time, he has come with the closest ork analogue to the human condition of "depression", meaning he occasionally is only a little happy after a battle. While he still fights for the Waaagh Tang Klan, he no longer finds himself winning Galf Games, often taking three or four more Galf-Balls to knock out a git. ===Ghostface Killah the Kommando=== ===Masta Killa=== ===Ol' Doity Bastid=== A Runtherd who tended to the sewage systems of the hive world. A veteran of the crash of Da Moon Saila. Took up Rap Battlan until he died. ===Method Boy=== ===Ray-won=== ===Ar Zi Ay and Gee Zi Ay=== A rare case of Ork 'twin', in which one spore produced two fully mature Orks. They have a kind of personal waaagh field which acts like telepathy. They have also decided to stick with each other, and have risen through the ranks into a pair of tough Made Boyz. Now they serve as bodyguards to any Nob they think is worthy enough for their strength. ===Two-Pak' Shooker=== ===Da Notoryouz' Biggie Smallz===
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