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==WAAAGH!!! The Beast== The Webway WAAAGH!!! entered rather anticlimactically: Kek Moon's war moon simply fell back into the galaxy from a hole he randomly stumbled into while in the Webway. It almost looked like the ancient structure itself was mortally tired of the greenskin bandit's escapades and tried to get rid of him. The Galaxy he came back to was very different from the one he left: the Great Crusade was over, and the Imperium ruled supreme, although its rule was rather shaky. But there is one thing that always remains a constant in the Galaxy: the Orks. Kek Moon had barely resumed his rampage when he was contacted by emissaries of a Warboss who called himself the Beast. In contrast to Little Mork, the Beast was perhaps the largest Ork the Galaxy has ever known, as big as an Imperial Knight. His goals were also much more ambitious: whereas Little Mork merely wanted to take over the Webway, the Beast wanted to take over everything in existence. This was certainly a plan Kek Moon could get behind. He decided to throw in his lot with the promising new WAAAGH!!!, where he quickly rose up to become the Beast's chief Mek. (This is a placeholder for the stuff he does during WAAAGH!!! The Beast) ===Death=== In a desperate bid to stop Kek Moon's indomitable advance on Mars, his fleet was ambushed by the naval forces of the Steel Marshals under the command of Captain Ho-Sun, the Gold Serpent. While the bulk of his fleet distracted the Orks, Ho-Sun's Strike Cruiser ''Sword of the Stars'' made a risky landing on the war moon's surface. Driven forward by their thirst for justice, the Steel Marshals fought their way to Kek Moon's palace near the moon's core. Leaving the rest of his men to deal with the looted Wraithlords that guarded the palace, Ho-Sun advanced forward, eager to execute the one responsible for so much bloodshed. Kek Moon was waiting for him to arrive in his throne room, holding a looted Eldar sword in each hand and several more swords in his numerous mechadendrites. But even with twenty swords he was no match to Ho-Sun with just a single one. After a heated duel, the Astartes threw his opponent to the ground and pierced his skull with his trusty sword. He had no way of knowing that the thermonuclear reactor inside the war moon was programmed to self-destruct after the death of its master. The colossal explosion that followed tore the cursed planetoid asunder, together with most of Kek Moon's tribe and the entire First Company of the Steel Marshals. And yet, their sacrifice was not in vain, for they prevented the fall of Mars.
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